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Pygmy tariser
« on: Nov 20, 2008, 03:26:33 PM »

I can't decide if this little guy is:

a) very cute
b) scary looking
c) an alien from another world
d) a creation from the Weta Workshop

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27786771/

The little critter is known as a pygmy tariser.  I thought he was some type of marsupial but it turns out that tarisers are primates!  These fascinating creatures were once thought to be extinct.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Tarsier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsier

http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/tarsier/taxon

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20, 2008, 09:02:55 PM »
As long as they don't masturbate all over the place I want one.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #2 on: Nov 24, 2008, 12:36:18 PM »
Well if you do get one, just make sure to follow the three rules:

1. Never let them get near bright light, especially sunlight. It will kill them.
2. Never let them have water
3. and most important of all, never feed them after midnight.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #3 on: Nov 27, 2008, 08:52:29 AM »
4. and cover your tits when you sleep at night.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #4 on: Nov 28, 2008, 12:24:42 AM »
I'd eat that.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #5 on: Nov 28, 2008, 12:34:46 PM »
I WANT ONE!!!!!!

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #6 on: Nov 28, 2008, 02:35:34 PM »
I want a marmoset.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #7 on: Nov 30, 2008, 03:44:07 PM »
I found it hilarious when Merla said they rediscovered them when one was found dead in someone's trap.  I would've thought the person who found it would have been all "oh shit" and thrown the body into a furnace.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #8 on: Dec 08, 2008, 05:53:20 PM »
Rama's like a walking 80s dictionary.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #9 on: Dec 08, 2008, 07:05:09 PM »
Well that would denote an ability to spell. More like an encyclopedia. I do normally win when I play Trivial Pursuit: Totally 80s edition.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #10 on: Dec 09, 2008, 10:33:55 PM »
Well that would denote an ability to spell. More like an encyclopedia.

Ha, BAM!  Uh... on yourself.  :lol:

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #11 on: Dec 09, 2008, 10:43:58 PM »
I've never made any claims of being able to spell well. I feel bad for any editor that has to look over my work.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #12 on: Dec 09, 2008, 11:07:23 PM »
I've seen worse than you.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #13 on: Dec 09, 2008, 11:19:48 PM »
And I've been getting better...not good, but better.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #14 on: Dec 11, 2008, 02:07:53 PM »
Some improvement > none.  And at least you want to improve.  There's lots of people that just don't care.  And I want to punch them in the face.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #15 on: Dec 17, 2008, 05:52:52 PM »
I've noticed he's had almost no spelling errors lately. He's losing his powers.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #16 on: Dec 18, 2008, 01:18:25 AM »
Or gaining it by leeching it off others. But you didn't hear that from me.

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Re: Pygmy tariser
« Reply #17 on: Dec 18, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »
Waht?

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« Reply #18 on: Dec 18, 2008, 04:14:13 PM »
Muhahahahahahahahaha!

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 18, 2008, 11:26:04 PM »
Having spent this last Semester as Editor-in-Chief for the college paper....
I have to say Rama is one of the bestest best spellers I've seen in the last semester!

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 18, 2008, 11:52:38 PM »
bestest best....oh Ha Ha!

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 21, 2008, 12:07:55 AM »
The greetest even!

























...he said with "distain".

Actually used.  In a paper for class.  Spelled just like that.  When nothing was even said in any disdain.  Proof that a thesaurus can be a dangerous weapon.