Author Topic: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread (Read 12525 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 03, 2008, 06:27:03 PM »

It's super-fun happy time!

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 03, 2008, 08:24:06 PM »

Yeah, I don't want your pity. Booo.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 04, 2008, 12:34:00 AM »

I meant to post "Happy Birthday?" in that other thread. I don't know why but for some reason I don't niotice the birthdays here. Can you make them flash or glow or something? Anyways Happy birthday nig tomorrow I am going to tailgate for the first time in a year. I have been a loner nailing chicks and pretending t5o have friends for tha last year. Tonight I actually hung out iwth my friends from college (FSU is playing miami) I had forgitten why men preferred the company of other men. Stories of my awesomeness were regasiled. I met some guy who said he'd heard of me but never thought he'd get ot meet me. I am truly fucking aawesome. My record stands as the bar for exellence and all that is man.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 04, 2008, 01:07:23 AM »

I don't pay attention to thread titles. What's going on?

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 04, 2008, 12:22:10 PM »

They're trying to make it up to be. Didn't work. Booooooooooooooo.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 06, 2008, 02:24:56 PM »

Sorry, dude. I was gonna make an earlier thread, but I had shit due and it didn't happen. At least you're not Max Con, who had to wait three months for a thread like two years in a row. What did you do for your birthday anyway?

Sam · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 10:03:22 AM »

Yeah, man, what did YOU do? Huh?

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 10:33:15 AM »

Got drunk off patron, ate some coldstone cookies and cream cake, went out for pizza at the nice italian bistro which makes em in a brick oven, and then... well I can't say the rest or Nuri will ban me for indecency.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 10:59:28 AM »

Well, I assumed you would get some but, yeah, please don't elaborate.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 12:11:12 PM »

Wasn't going to.

Sam · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 01:23:26 PM »

The sharable part sound pretty good though.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 02:41:04 PM »

Getting some from your girlfriend on your birthday is like getting a giftcard that says good for 2 free breaths of air.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 03:15:23 PM »

Not when it's anal.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 04:51:58 PM »

Point and Match to Mister Derrick.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 05:15:25 PM »

Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 07, 2008, 09:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 03:15:23 PM

Not when it's anal.

Then maybe you could use that gift card after all.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 06:43:03 AM »

It better be for more than 2 breaths.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 09:15:54 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 05:15:25 PM

Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!

You caught?

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 02:04:45 PM »

I don't see the appeal in anal.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 02:19:19 PM »

You could see anal in appeal if it weren't for that pesky letter N. $:-\$

I didn't get a birthday thread either, but I have a Birthday Fun Fact: I was due 8/4/61, the day Barack Obama was born.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 05:31:48 PM »

You didn't?

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 09:46:22 PM »

This place needs more mods and members.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 08, 2008, 11:35:58 PM »

And a hidden staff forum!

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 09:09:59 AM »

Where's the staff hidden?

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 09:41:27 AM »

We have a hidden member forum. =P Go recruit some minions for me.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 09:46:35 AM »

Rememberances today for my beloved John Entwistle of The Who - were it not for wild women and coke, it would be his 64th.

Oh yeah, and some guy named John Lennon as well.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 09:48:22 AM »

What's this about lemons now?

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 05:40:34 PM »

Have you ever peeled a lemon and eaten it just like an orange?

Delicious.

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 08:25:33 PM »

Meyer Lemons, yes

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 11:56:17 PM »

I love his Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Yes, John Lennon. I can imagine "whirrled" peace.