The evil of McDonalds Fries!

[The D]

This video will make you never want to eat McDonalds again!

You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?

A guy decides to put a bunch of McDonalds food, including fries, into glass jars and watch them mold and decompose. The burgers mold and melt quickly, but the fries are fresh even after 3 months.

Not for the weak of stomach.

[IDE]

If you eat them you'll never age.

[Rama]

That's why I still look 28.

[ChelseySuzie]

I find their fries unsatisfying.  They're so tiny and sad.  But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.

[Derrick]

I find their fries unsatisfying.  They're so tiny and sad.  But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.

Burger King's fries are just so much more win. They're russet, and are like fried sticks of mashed potatoes.

[Rama]

I love me some Hardees curly fires.

[Max Con]

You "rebellion for the sake of it" internet people need to wake up and realize McDonalds has the best fries.

[ChelseySuzie]

I love me some Hardees curly fires.

They're regular fries are win, hands down.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I love me some Hardees curly fires.

They're regular fries are win, hands down.

IAWTP

But I do like McDonald's fries. 

You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?

No, I don't because unlike you I don't eat hypotonic dried-the-hell-out filthy-looking old french fries off the floor.

[Wickedly Yours E]

I like fresh fries. I make myself. Or maybe In N Out Animal fries.

[IDE]

I find their fries unsatisfying.  They're so tiny and sad.  But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.

What else can you fit in your mouth when you're drunk?

[B E C K]

If it's the same vid I'm thinking of, I saw it as an extra on "Super Size Me".  I don't really eat fries anymore.

[IDE]

Yeah it is Morgan Spurlock.

[B E C K]

Bah.  Though truthfully I had fries last week and they were delicious.  Surely the resulting poop will live on for generations.

[The D]

I love me some Hardees curly fires.

They're regular fries are win, hands down.

IAWTP

But I do like McDonald's fries. 

You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?

No, I don't because unlike you I don't eat hypotonic dried-the-hell-out filthy-looking old french fries off the floor.

Where did that come from?

I didn't say I ate them, I just said the fry is "still good" in other words it hasn't molded or decomposed.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

But how do you know without tasting them?  It's like saying "this tastes like ass"...certain things can simply be inferred.

[Derrick]

BK Fries > All.

McD's fries are dipped in sugar before frying, BK's in potato startch.

Chik-fil-A makes terrible waffle fries, but the chicken is more than worth it. I just get a chicken soup or amazing side salad.

[Merla]

D, Why do you always have to post about old news?

[Bernie AKA]

I passed all up for Jack in the Box spicy curly fries.  Maybe that was just a Texas thang.

[Bitch]

Spangles' fries beat all thems to shit.

[B E C K]

BK's fries taste like slightly-wet cardboard.  Disgusting.  Maybe it's just the S.A. BKs, but I think BK and I'm grossed out.  The Chik-fil-as here, on the other hand, make decent waffles.

[Derrick]

Some BK do make horrid fries, but then others make them perfectly.

Chickfila's are ... eh. But like I said, they have better side dishes. I tend not to get fries period anymore. I opt for a baked potato or side salad.

[B E C K]

The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.

[IDE]

The fruit cup is always a rip off!  At IHOP they want to give you fruit instead of pancakes.  Fuck that I want hashbrowns instead of pancakes...or I would if I still ate fried carbs.

[Derrick]

The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.

How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!

[Bernie AKA]

Fuck that I want hashbrowns instead of pancakes...or I would if I still ate fried carbs.

Stay away from the BK ones....

Worst side dish
Burger King Hash Browns (large)

620 calories

40 g fat (11 g saturated; 13 g trans)

1,200 mg sodium

60 g carbs
Calorie equivalent: 12 chicken wings

Yes, you’re ingesting more than a meal’s worth of calories from a side dish, but the real cause for concern here is that these little potato cakes pack seven times more trans fats than you’re supposed to eat all day! Until BK learns to cut out the partially hydrogenated oils, avoid encounters with potatoes of any kind at that fatty food joint. 

I cut up little red new potatos & stir-fry in olive oil with bell peppers & onions on weekends. 

[Merla]

The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.

How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!

I believe her fruit cup hardly had any fruit in it and some of the fruit was old.

[Bitey the Snail]

I never said it wasn't delicious, it's too much to pay for the measly thing of fruit they always give me.  I'm better off buying my own fruit and making my own damn cup.

Another rip off:  the Ice Dream.  Delicious but you're better of getting the regular than the large.  All you pay for is the larger cup.  I've actually looked at the two different sizes side by side on at least three different occassions: RIP OFF.

[Derrick]

The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.

How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!

Your Chickfila stinks then, the one in Doral always has apples, grapes, strawberries, and orange slices. Had one once with eh apples, but I blame the harvest.

I believe her fruit cup hardly had any fruit in it and some of the fruit was old.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Wendy's has the worst fast-fries, hands down.  I had a Wendy's Baconator combo today (the sandwich was pretty okay, though like all Wendy's burgers it was beyond greasy), but the fries were down-right horrid.  I always knew their fries sucked, but I got a vivid reminder today.