sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!

[Bernie AKA]

Do they have any kind of "willing to travel" list?  Eddie let it be known that he could pretty much go anywhere - some people can't because of after-hours college, kids, etc.  He's been to Baton Rouge, Philly, Seattle & Orlando so far.

[B E C K]

Because I have no idea what a thick Peruvian accent sounds like, I'm just picturing her Italian in my head.  "Mamma mia, Sam!"  And then she goes through the warp riding on Yoshi.

[Sam]

Oh, and she calls her boss's cats "bitches".  As in "Come here, you bitches, I have food for you."

[Faye Valentine]

lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny

[Bernie AKA]

Then did Sam instead meet....the ANTI-FAYE?? 

[Merla]

I would had been shocked if she wasn't skinny. 

[Bitey the Snail]

I call my cats "cabbages" which is just a mangled portmanteau of "cat bitches".

[Sam]

lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny

You are the liar!  You did do the little meowing noise, the meow mix jingle, and the little kissy noise that people do when they call animals over, but you did indeed also call them bitches.

[Derrick]

HA!

I can only imagine.

[IDE]

If anyone wants to come visit me.  I'll be in the mall (dadeland or aventure, not sure yet) on saturday dressed up as a toy soldier with Jenny McCarthy.

[Derrick]

Aventura's too far, though a great fucking mall. Free Tea @ Teavana = win.