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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #30 on: Oct 01, 2008, 10:14:49 AM »
He's rich, what woman would complain?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #31 on: Oct 01, 2008, 10:52:39 AM »
His mom told him that?  That's gross and creepy.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #32 on: Oct 01, 2008, 11:51:34 AM »
They smell like man roses.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #33 on: Oct 01, 2008, 12:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Derrick on Oct 01, 2008, 10:14:49 AM
He's rich, what woman would complain?
Me! I hate BO
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #34 on: Oct 01, 2008, 01:37:14 PM »
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He's rich, what woman would complain?

Yuck!  Remember Howard Marshall, Anna Nicole's ancient husband?  She could hardly stand to be in the same room with him, and he was a billionaire.  Pre-Eddie, I dated a guy who moonlighted doing the door for the River Oaks Country Club and used to have to help old Howie out of his limo - he said that car smelled worse than dirty cat boxes.   :puke:
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #35 on: Oct 02, 2008, 12:09:08 AM »
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2008, 09:15:13 AM
that reminds me.. Matthew mcconaughey doesn't wear deodorant cause he said his mom always told him that his "man odor" was sexy. So I'm wondering if he really stinks or if his sweat axilary glands smell like roses now

I'm willing to bet he smells like Weed most of the time nowdays.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #36 on: Oct 02, 2008, 08:31:23 AM »
Which is a nice smell.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #37 on: Oct 02, 2008, 01:23:49 PM »
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He's rich, what woman would complain?

Yuck!  Remember Howard Marshall, Anna Nicole's ancient husband?  She could hardly stand to be in the same room with him, and he was a billionaire.  Pre-Eddie, I dated a guy who moonlighted doing the door for the River Oaks Country Club and used to have to help old Howie out of his limo - he said that car smelled worse than dirty cat boxes.   :puke:

What he used to pee himself?
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #38 on: Oct 02, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »
Pretty damn constantly.  He was 89 in 1994 when I was dating that guy.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #39 on: Oct 06, 2008, 04:31:37 PM »
I went to the Renaissance Festival yesterday wearing that shirt.

I also wore a thick velvet cloak that catches the wind just right and adds +10 sex appeal (which helps not since I have negative sex appeal), pants, a wood staff carved by some remote great uncle when I was 9, and cheap Holloween costume shop boots with leather soles thick enough to make a thick thud when you walk on wood... the kind that say "I'll shove this boot so far up your ass you'll shit bricks" and mean it.

The shirt's still too big, and unless I figure out a way to shrink it in the wash, I'd have to send it back. The Indian company expects me to ship it back to them in India. Apparently these people are too fucking ignorant to figure out that the price of shipping the shirt internationally will be more than the shirt itself.

Ghandi gave them their freedom, he should have tried giving them brains as well.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #40 on: Oct 07, 2008, 11:00:45 AM »
When he does, ask for some.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #41 on: Oct 07, 2008, 01:16:06 PM »
And get me some salt while you are at it.
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #42 on: Oct 08, 2008, 09:14:48 AM »
SALLLLLLLTT!!??   :joe:
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #43 on: Oct 08, 2008, 10:12:10 AM »
Yeah you'll love it....Here try some.

*Sprinkle* *Sprinkle* *Sprinkle*
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #44 on: Oct 08, 2008, 02:21:21 PM »
Did you hear about the roasted peanut who got attacked?  He was assaulted....
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #45 on: Oct 08, 2008, 09:52:24 PM »
...jesus christ.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: ARRRR!!!!
« Reply #46 on: Oct 09, 2008, 09:53:39 AM »
 :puke: ARRGGGHHHHH!!
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