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Spam on my door.
« on: Sep 15, 2008, 05:53:12 AM »
Just found this on my door at my dorm. I'll scan it later. This is what it says:
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We Fix Computer
Estimate 9.99

Reparacion y  Matntenimiento de Computadores
Problems con tu PC?

Se Congela? --- it is froze?
No arranca? --- it does not start?
Esta Lento? --- this slow one?
No esta bien? --- No this Good?
No dejes tu equipes en manos inexpertas!
Contanoms con blah blah spanish shit.

You do not leave your equipment in Inexpert hands...
We had technicians specialized and  enabled for Support and give you the best comptetitive solution and price.
Call Right Now
305 305 6653

Opened the 24 hours

Lulz proceed.

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15, 2008, 02:57:37 PM »
All the English sounds like someone posted images of cats and wrote that on top.
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15, 2008, 04:23:43 PM »
Picture is too blurry! How can this go on 4chan for lulz?
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #3 on: Sep 15, 2008, 04:36:25 PM »
Well...did you call 'em up?
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 15, 2008, 08:05:35 PM »
Sorry, some yahoo tied up the scanner checking her email. Though since all I needed it for was to scan lulz... I couldn't complain.

I might call tomorrow since I got nothing going on.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #5 on: Sep 16, 2008, 12:27:06 AM »
You can call anytime...they are Opened the 24 hours.
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 16, 2008, 11:30:44 AM »
If I want my hard drive stuffed with roast pork, black beans, and rice I know just who to call.
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 18, 2008, 03:11:48 PM »
It'll probably taste like every other Mexican dish.  Beef, lettuce, tortilla, cheese.
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #8 on: Sep 18, 2008, 10:19:26 PM »
And your favorite part, the tomatoes.
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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #9 on: Sep 19, 2008, 12:36:24 AM »
Quote from: B E C K on Sep 18, 2008, 10:19:26 PM
And your favorite part, the tomatoes.


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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #10 on: Sep 19, 2008, 06:14:20 AM »
*gets hungry*
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Spam on my door.
« Reply #11 on: Sep 19, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Just got back from having spinach enchiladas for lunch.  :aroused: Amazing to have food not out of a box or a can.
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