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Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« on: Sep 09, 2008, 01:05:39 PM »
http://howmanyofme.com/search/

There are 1 or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.  :raiseeyebrow:
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 09, 2008, 01:10:30 PM »
Same with Kary.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 09, 2008, 03:52:01 PM »
There are 34 of me.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 09, 2008, 04:05:17 PM »
HA!

There are 33 people in the U.S. named Derrick Lang.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2008, 10:20:49 PM »
48 of me?!

Well their lives are gonna be that much more interesting when I become famous.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #5 on: Sep 10, 2008, 12:32:25 AM »
Pfft, 177.  Fucking common-ass name.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #6 on: Sep 10, 2008, 12:22:14 PM »
Only 2 of me.  =)
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #7 on: Sep 10, 2008, 02:30:22 PM »
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #8 on: Sep 10, 2008, 02:31:01 PM »
Pssht, statistically there should only be one of me, but I know for a fact there's at least three.  Me, some older guy in Seattle, and another dude out in the D.C. area.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #9 on: Sep 10, 2008, 05:56:50 PM »
Less than one for me, but I expected as much.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #10 on: Sep 10, 2008, 11:04:25 PM »
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #11 on: Sep 11, 2008, 11:33:21 AM »
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #12 on: Sep 14, 2008, 05:43:54 PM »
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #13 on: Sep 15, 2008, 05:57:14 AM »
Hey, pedophelia is legal... if you don't get caught.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #14 on: Sep 16, 2008, 06:01:41 PM »
I was searching for the source of my last name online, since someone once told me I'm Scottish in origin. So far I've found a Lawyer in Hawaii, a systems engineer in Ohio, a doctor in California, and a couple in Colorado who all share my last name. I've found out that most people with my last name hail from the northern states, primarily the midwest and north east. I also found out that at least 11 people with my last name fought in teh Civil War for the North.

Edit: and someone in Arizona, 24, who likes anime, and a network tech in Houston. And someone wrote a book about my last name....


And if you search for your name using the search engine at the bottom of this site, it will tell you how many people have your surname according to the 2000 US census.

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******** ranks # 82691  in terms of the most common surnames in the United States for 2000.

****** had 212 occurences in the 2000 Census, according the U.S. government records.

Edit2: According to ancestry.com, my last name is actually an English version of a German name... sigh... *burns his kilt* :(
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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #15 on: Sep 16, 2008, 10:52:35 PM »
Bueno Excellente is one or less.  Awesome.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #16 on: Sep 18, 2008, 08:02:46 AM »
I don't even have to look at that webpage to know I'm the only one with my name in this country :) and my first name is not that popular either ( at least the Italian version isn't )

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #17 on: Sep 19, 2008, 06:11:30 AM »
Maybe not in Philly. Little Italies are different.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #18 on: Sep 19, 2008, 05:10:01 PM »
in philly its called south philly
darn i hate their accents

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #19 on: Sep 19, 2008, 06:33:27 PM »
The Baltimore accent is even more annoying.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 20, 2008, 10:06:42 AM »
If I have to make my list of most annoying accents, it'd go like this:
1) Tennessee. Makes me want to rip my ear drums off
2) Staten Island / Brooklyn.
3) South Philly

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #21 on: Sep 20, 2008, 12:08:14 PM »
Have you heard a Baltimore accent? It's worse than all of those.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #22 on: Oct 02, 2008, 09:50:42 PM »
link to YouTube video ?

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #23 on: Oct 03, 2008, 10:00:09 AM »
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #24 on: Oct 07, 2008, 10:05:27 AM »
For any of you ladies who want a less common name, "Helbling" is the 22185th most common name in the U.S. :nerd:
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« Reply #25 on: Oct 07, 2008, 11:04:02 AM »
I was trying to convince Merla the other day that "Mel Helbling" had a great ring to it.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #26 on: Oct 07, 2008, 01:12:06 PM »
Somehow I doubt I'd be getting an invite to that wedding.

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« Reply #27 on: Oct 07, 2008, 03:17:28 PM »
Statistically the 542nd most popular last name.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #28 on: Oct 07, 2008, 04:48:49 PM »
3607th for me.

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Re: Well, I won't be writing any hot checks....
« Reply #29 on: Oct 08, 2008, 09:13:57 AM »
What accent are these people speaking with?


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