Author Topic: DAMN YOU, FAY! (Read 17654 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Aug 17, 2008, 05:03:39 PM »

HURRICANE PARTY!!! WHOO!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:18:40 AM »

I kept wanting to laugh every time the news mentioned Florida and Fay. I keep picturing it "Hurricane Faye", bringing her flat, pierced tummy and Peruvian hammer of justice upon you all.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:22:37 AM »

I'm sure it'll stagger left...then right...and then left again, but it'll get where it's going.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:48:06 AM »

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 08:51:22 AM »

speaking of, where is faye?

coincidence? i think not.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:03:43 PM »

They canceled my physical therapy cause of this crap. Which means I'll be trapped here that much longer. DAMN YOU, FAY indeed.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:45:39 PM »

I thought the Tom/Faye brouha was over. I'm trying to get a $6 million vacation home policy written on a barrier island - KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO!!!

Merla · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:45:56 PM »

Quote from: ekerou etaou on Aug 18, 2008, 08:51:22 AM

speaking of, where is faye?

coincidence? i think not.

Didn't she say something about going on vacation?

Merla · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 12:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2008, 12:45:39 PM

I thought the Tom/Faye brouha was over. I'm trying to get a $6 million vacation home policy written on a barrier island - KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO!!!

Yeah it is. She admitted she would sleep with him given the chance and all was cool after that. LOL.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 01:13:44 PM »

She did?

Where was I when this was decided?! I think my voice should have been taken into account.

I don't want to get a disease...

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 01:34:07 PM »

TomDerrick said something she didn't approve of and then Faye said something to the effect of too bad, just when I was thinking about sleeping with you.

Anything written about sex need only be read once and I will remember it. That's my mutant powet.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 18, 2008, 10:44:07 PM »

I sailed my car home tonight on a flooded freeway. The natives being a swarthy people with little to no knowledge of Ulmo and Osse were mainly off the roads cowering in their hovels. I however, the blood of the land of the star coursing mightily through my veins, was not daunted by the powerful rain and wind. At one point the car was hydroplaning as I went up a slight hill and I didn't even miss a beat in fact I noticed that "Rock you like Hurricane" was playing on the radio and turned it up to the max. A lesser road mariner would have applied the breaks and sent his vehicle careening into the concrete side barrier, but I knew that I needed to just maintain my speed and do some elite micro steering with my left hand while my right hand was held back and high as if riding a bull. Then I let out out a manly roar as I crested the hill and went hydroplaning down the other side.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 19, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »

I moved my car to higher ground for the night, protected from wind and rain in the safety of a concrete fortress. Nothing fucks with my baby.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 19, 2008, 12:26:33 PM »

Till the night you come home early and catch a Volkswagon mounting her from behind.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 19, 2008, 12:53:56 PM »

And her honking "Fahvernugen!!!"

Edouard was a huge non-event, but I was just as glad to stay home. Drivers here are stunned enough by ordinary rain - throw some wind in there and it's like being in on a go-cart track with a bunch of little kids.

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 22, 2008, 04:20:18 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 18, 2008, 10:44:07 PM

I sailed my car home tonight on a flooded freeway. The natives being a swarthy people with little to no knowledge of Ulmo and Osse were mainly off the roads cowering in their hovels. I however, the blood of the land of the star coursing mightily through my veins, was not daunted by the powerful rain and wind. At one point the car was hydroplaning as I went up a slight hill and I didn't even miss a beat in fact I noticed that "Rock you like Hurricane" was playing on the radio and turned it up to the max. A lesser road mariner would have applied the breaks and sent his vehicle careening into the concrete side barrier, but I knew that I needed to just maintain my speed and do some elite micro steering with my left hand while my right hand was held back and high as if riding a bull. Then I let out out a manly roar as I crested the hill and went hydroplaning down the other side.

I love how this guy can take the most ordinary event, like riding down a freeway with 4 inches of standing water, and make it sound epic. You're in the wrong profession. Forget acting, you should be writing fantasy novels.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 23, 2008, 06:56:01 AM »

IDE could have a bright future as a TV weatherman in Houston - this is what some of the Edouard coverage sounded like.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 23, 2008, 10:05:35 PM »

They said, "watch out, Meridian!" on the Weather Channel tonight.

Which is great, since I have to be at the radio station at 6AM in the morning. So, if I make it there, I'll get to read off weather alerts the whole time I'm there.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 24, 2008, 12:26:52 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 23, 2008, 10:05:35 PM

They said, "watch out, Meridian!" on the Weather Channel tonight.

Which is great, since I have to be at the radio station at 6AM in the morning. So, if I make it there, I'll get to read off weather alerts the whole time I'm there.

IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!!!

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 24, 2008, 01:13:38 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Aug 22, 2008, 04:20:18 PM

I love how this guy can take the most ordinary event, like riding down a freeway with 4 inches of standing water, and make it sound epic. You're in the wrong profession. Forget acting, you should be writing fantasy novels.

It's funny you say that because my best friend was recently offered a job at Blizzard Entertainment:

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Basically I'd be their development executive on all of blizzard's comic book, novel, and magna properties and also get to pitch my own ideas for stories including after 6months being able to be a story point person on all their games.

He called me up and told me about it and said how he'd like to bring me in eventually too if he took the job. I immediately linked him to pics of girls who play WoW and told him he'd be a living god to these sexy nerd girls.

So basically me writing fantasy novels, comics, or video game plots is not out the window at this point...still I'd rather be in the upcoming WoW movie than write at this point.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 25, 2008, 04:25:05 AM »

Write yourself in it? I've never heard of these Blizzard people. Ah, n/m. Google be my friend.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 05:13:49 PM »

Quote from: Merla on Aug 18, 2008, 12:46:57 PM

Yeah it is. She admitted she would sleep with him given the chance and all was cool after that. LOL.

Haaa no! i said he looked hot in a pic but then i think on the same post i said that maybe i should look at it when i wasn't drunk.
i think. i don't remember.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 06:34:17 PM »

Bitch, you wish you could have this.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 10:21:03 PM »

It went down the way I said it did. It was the classic "I was going to give you _____ but since you did _____ now you're not gonna get ______" (but I never had any intention of giving it to you in the first place)" maneuver.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 02, 2008, 09:47:56 PM »

agree to disagree

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:08:34 AM »

Beck Shipley patented 13th page bump! Shit, I want a Shipley's donut. Covered with chocolate!

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:31:16 AM »

I'm not going to dignify your bump with a response in this thread.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:59:22 AM »

Where's my doughnut!? OMG, I could kill one of you for it. Yessssss. ONE. OF. YOU.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 03:03:40 AM »

Couldn't one of us just get you a doughnut? Then you won't have to kill anyone.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 03:05:44 AM »

I nominate joe. He's farther away so the journey'll mean more.