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So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« on: Jul 29, 2008, 12:42:39 AM »
... happened in a house that was one block and a half away from where I used to live, in Lima. Same street, just one block and a half away. (La Molina, Lima, Peru)
This whore is a terrorist. Yes she is an american, but she is still a terrorist. Probably one of those girls that fell in love with an ugly ass guy from Peru and she let herself being brainwashed...I don't give a fuck. Still. She is a terrorist. Anyways, the night that she was captured went like this. I was woken up by  a HUGE explosion. I thought it was an earthquake. In my house we were only my mom (who became traumatized by the whole experience afterwards), 3 maids, my brothers and me . My dad was out on a trip. So it was late at night and I heard a huge explosion. I woke up and went immediately to the corridor, thinking it was an earthquake, just to see my mom and the maids looking out of the windows in the 4th floor (my room and my brother's room were in the 4th floor. My sister used to sleep with me). It's funny since I still remember everything that happened, like it had just happened yesterday...Anyways, I went upstairs and I asked my mom what was going on, to which she replied " I don't know baby, go back to bed, everything is going to be alright". The hell everything was going to be alright. I went back to my room just to see my sister still asleep (while-as I could still hear big BOOOOMS going around me). I went to my brother's bedroom, thankfully he was still asleep ( i don't know how; all the bombs were making a HELLA noise out there). Then my mom came running to where I was at. So we grabbed my brother and pushed him to my room, next to my sister, and then we closed the door. We went back upstairs, even though my mom complained, and I looked out in the street. I saw military guys running galore, at least two tanks in the street. Commandos going around saying "GET THE FUCK DOWN, GET THE FUCK DOWN" but I presumed we were too high up (4th floor) to be shot by anyone. I kept hearing what I thought were bombs behind my house. Behind our house there was an empty lot.  A BIG empty lot that was subsequently filled with (before said) grenade explosions and bombs. We went running back to my room to chell on my brother and sister, since my room was next to the empty lot. Well not "next" cause, like I said before, there was a yard separating them, but it was still THERE, so we though it was not secure so then we grabbed the kids and laid them down on the floor (god knows how they kept being asleep through the whole ordeal). We came back out, my mom trying to make me stay in my room, me telling my mom to not worry about me.... I have to clarify something about my mom right now. She didn't know how to do shit, cook or clean... or anything (one of those kids that were born on a 'silver plate' , ). But when it was about her babies, she would have given her life for them. So she tried to make me stay down there to no avail. I got my dad's side of stubbornness. Ok so then we went back up (even though my mom told me not to). Back up, seeing outside, commandos running around, tanks. Explosions, more machine guns, we saw everything, While-as the maids were literally pissing on their panties. Who would have guessed that an "upperclass neighborhood" like this one would get hit by terrorists. It went on for like 1 more hour. Next day we weren't allowed to go back to our schools. Big deal I thought, since before, when the terrorists were out and about in Lima, we (me and the girls in my school) weren't allowed to wear our sweaters/jackets(even though it was the middle of the winter) cause if the terrorists saw us they would probably try to kidnap us (because of the school we were at). Anyways, time to go back to school. The streets were deserted, not one soul in the street. I looked at my neighbors houses, they had gunshots holes all over them, including mine. I saw blood on a couple of them. On one of them I saw blood on the stairs, dripping into the pavement (dry of course, but it was still there). I felt sick to my stomach. Later I learned that the house of one of the girls from my school was were the terrorists tried to escape to, and they shot the doggies. Two of them, for no reason, they just shot them. Boxers, like my dog.

So now this fucking bitch is trying to get out of prison. She said she didn't have anything to do about it, even though she was THERE. Lovely.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20000904/levi

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/i_am_not_a_terrorist/


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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #1 on: Jul 29, 2008, 10:06:39 AM »
Some Paragraph breaks would have made that a lot easier to read.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #2 on: Jul 29, 2008, 11:27:48 AM »




I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #3 on: Jul 29, 2008, 12:50:32 PM »
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Some Paragraph breaks would have made that a lot easier to read.


Yeah, but that's a "flow of consciousness" story.  Trying to make paragraph breaks is kind of like stopping vomiting to politely wipe your mouth.
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #4 on: Jul 29, 2008, 01:38:40 PM »
i mean, i guess it worked for Joyce.
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #5 on: Jul 30, 2008, 08:32:08 PM »
It works here, too.  I read the entire thing.  Pretty sick about the dogs.  I can't imagine that entire situation though.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #6 on: Jul 30, 2008, 09:42:54 PM »
That's horrible, Faye. I now kind of understand why you moved to the US.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #7 on: Jul 31, 2008, 12:29:51 AM »
She was probably just getting porked by some terrorist.  She probably can't even trim her bush properly much less lob a grenade.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #8 on: Jul 31, 2008, 12:37:50 PM »
Reading the links she posted is easier on my eyes than her long run on paragraph.

It sounds like an American getting screwed by a corrupt foreign court. The evidence, if any, that convicted her was probably shady or circumstantial at best. I'm not saying she's guilty or innocent, but reading what you linked to makes it sound like she could very well be innocent.

In any case, any American being convicted of any crime in a foreign country usually gets assraped by that country's judicial system, as the Amanda Knox case is proof of -- the girl's been in Italian prison for 9 months without trial. Maybe it's revenge for the US's CIA prisons and guantanamo bay. We should do it like they did it back in the day: demand Italy turns over the girl or we begin the bombing and invasion.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #9 on: Jul 31, 2008, 10:44:37 PM »
If I had super powers that chick would already be free...and laid.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #10 on: Aug 01, 2008, 09:58:29 PM »
Reading the links she posted is easier on my eyes than her long run on paragraph.

It sounds like an American getting screwed by a corrupt foreign court. The evidence, if any, that convicted her was probably shady or circumstantial at best. I'm not saying she's guilty or innocent, but reading what you linked to makes it sound like she could very well be innocent.

In any case, any American being convicted of any crime in a foreign country usually gets assraped by that country's judicial system, as the Amanda Knox case is proof of -- the girl's been in Italian prison for 9 months without trial. Maybe it's revenge for the US's CIA prisons and guantanamo bay. We should do it like they did it back in the day: demand Italy turns over the girl or we begin the bombing and invasion.
But of-fucking-course, thanks for your input.  I'm sorry I didn't post any CP, i know you would have read it then :-)

tl;dr: some american hoe became a terrorist and now she's blaming us for brain-washing her. amirite?

Nuri, Bitch: thanks. Worst shit happened afterwards, but that's not the reason I came to the US (I came because I never liked any unversity in Peru and I thought, and I still think, that the universities here are better). By the time I graduated from high-school, terrorism was gone in Peru. Our ex-president (dear Fujimori) eradicated terrorism for good. About the dogs , yes it was sad.  I'm glad they didn't get my boxer when they were jumping from one house to the other. They had no fucking respect.


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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #11 on: Aug 04, 2008, 05:39:20 PM »


Ok, this is a bit of a non-sequiter, but why the fuck do people do that?  Just type the fucking words.  Putting text in front of some random anime screencap isn't funny or clever.  Fucking internet.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #12 on: Aug 05, 2008, 12:58:31 PM »
Lolcats are another matter entirely and are occasionally the stuff of masterpieces.
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #13 on: Aug 06, 2008, 08:57:26 AM »
*Maybe*...5%, if there's no intentional mispellings.

But never read the comments underneath any of them.  It will drive you to murder.

[edit: 5% is too generous.  Let's go with 2%.]

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #14 on: Aug 06, 2008, 03:10:01 PM »
Changed avatar to best Lolcat evah.  :D
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #15 on: Aug 06, 2008, 11:37:04 PM »
*Maybe*...5%, if there's no intentional mispellings.

But never read the comments underneath any of them.  It will drive you to murder.

[edit: 5% is too generous.  Let's go with 2%.]

The pictures are usually cute.  But yea, the comments make my eyes bleed.  The worse part is that most of the people who comment are probably single, 45-year old women who have 7+ cats.
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #16 on: Aug 07, 2008, 01:25:12 AM »
I hate lol cats.  You see those comments that you hate so much? They were never supposed to be there. Some shitbag decided to steal all the caturday content off 4chan to turn a buck and entertain spinsters.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #17 on: Aug 07, 2008, 09:18:38 AM »
I can't stand the comments, but ye are a cold, cruel lot indeed to resist Dr. Tinycat.  :fingershake:
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 07, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
He is being resisted.  My heart is cold and shriveled

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #19 on: Aug 07, 2008, 11:56:45 AM »
Dr. Tinycat shall rule you all. Even Lelouch's cruel heart can't resist. And once he's softened the hearts of all the world, shall he rule over the universe.
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #20 on: Aug 07, 2008, 12:28:50 PM »
Dr. Tinycat personally attends the battle wounds of the War Kittens.  Beware those who owe favors!  :rawr:

Or he might just arrange to unleash the unstoppable force known to mere mortals as.....

MEMEBON!!!!

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 07, 2008, 10:40:29 PM »
I can't stand the comments, but ye are a cold, cruel lot indeed to resist Dr. Tinycat.  :fingershake:

I don't hate Dr. Tinycat. I hate the person that decided to call him Dr. Tinycat.

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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #22 on: Aug 07, 2008, 11:20:44 PM »
Since when did hating LOLcats become fashionable?  Sure, some are stupid, inane, and tired, but there's gold to be found in them thar hills.
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 08, 2008, 09:34:33 AM »
Dr. Tinycat personally attends the battle wounds of the War Kittens.  Beware those who owe favors!  :rawr:

Or he might just arrange to unleash the unstoppable force known to mere mortals as.....

MEMEBON!!!!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/04/ladies-and-gent.html
That thing is terrifying.  Look at that fourth photo!


Since when did hating LOLcats become fashionable?  Sure, some are stupid, inane, and tired, but there's gold to be found in them thar hills.

If it's a bandwagon, I'm driving it.  I've hated those things since soon after I saw my first one.  There are two exceptions: one is Invisible Bike, the other is one that says "Im in ur quantum box...maybe."

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« Reply #24 on: Aug 08, 2008, 09:53:48 AM »
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That thing is terrifying.  Look at that fourth photo!

Yeah?  Let's see how you look when someone is rubbing your asshole with a piece of wet sandpaper.  :razz:
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« Reply #25 on: Aug 08, 2008, 11:22:02 AM »
I'll be sure to get photos taken of my face when I get a colonoscopy years down the road.  I guess we'll see then.

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« Reply #26 on: Aug 08, 2008, 12:47:36 PM »
Nah, too smooth.  Has to be a MommaKitty wth buttcleanin' on her mind.

If you have a doc recording the procedure, I'd get the youtube rights.   ;)
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« Reply #27 on: Aug 08, 2008, 01:18:37 PM »
Since when did hating LOLcats become fashionable?  Sure, some are stupid, inane, and tired, but there's gold to be found in them thar hills.

I've hated lolcats from the moment the content was stolen and labeled "lolcats".

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« Reply #28 on: Aug 08, 2008, 02:33:45 PM »
Cuteoverload.com, however, bows to no one!  :samurai:
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Re: So one of the biggest traumas in my childhood
« Reply #29 on: Aug 08, 2008, 06:45:48 PM »
I was watching the Puppy Games on Animal Planet.  They have no direction or game plan, but dammit if your heart isn't melted by 10 puppies bouncing around an indoor soccer field.
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