Primetime Garbage....

[B E C K]

I dunno.  I haven't done anything since I installed the board software and changed the color, therefore..... since forever.

[Derrick]

I can insert flash movies?!

[Wickedly Yours E]

Stay on target....stay on target...
Sarah Silverman annoys me, mostly in the voice for whatever reason.

[ChelseySuzie]

I didn't think her show was that funny.  I did enjoy the "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck/Matt Damon" videos she and Kimmel did.

[Derrick]

I loved the blackface episode.

[The D]

I can insert flash movies?!

Apparently, but I've never tried.

Back on topic.


Japanese Game Show: I'm starting to think this is rigged as every time the one team has won. I'm also seriously hoping the black guy gets kicked off soon. Yes, it's because I hate black people and not because I think he's annoying and he's failed at every competition he's been in.

Wipeout: I finally saw a guy cross the giant balls without falling. And a self-proclaimed nerd as well. Go nerds!

Talent: I'm also starting to think this show is rigged as well. Why the hell does every episode end with some kind of "sob story" and a singer that's gone through rough times? For christ sakes, it feels like a damn formula.

Comic: I fully think Marcus is a god. I only noticed it now but his impersonations are awesome. Also, supposedly this week's episode is the last episode, but I could be wrong.

American Dad: I just wanted to mention this one as the Hogwarts bit with Steve was kinda funny. I know Hogwarts would change after the death of Dumbledore and the invasion by Voldemort, but turning into a crack house? Who knew!

Prison Break: please die now! Someone, please kill the writers of this series.

[B E C K]

Well if people vote for the Last Comic Standing, won't they have to wait after this week's episode to have a winner?  (So in other words, have another episode?)  Meh, I don't know when it ends.

I almost never watch AD, but I happened to catch it and, yeah, it was actually funny.

[Derrick]

I would nail the Korean chick if she shut the fuck up.

[The D]

God damn, I don't think I want to watch America's Got Talent ever again. For some bizzare reason, they decided that a fag of a Britney Spears cross dresser and a horridly scary Tina Turner impersonator had more talent than people with real talent, like the guy who smashed bricks with his head, and the tiny and adorable chinese circus girl.

I mean, I expected the Chris Crocker impersonator wouldn't have even made it to Vegas, yet he's in the finals?

Is that all it takes to have talent in the US? Be a skinny white male faggot who dresses like the worst female singer in history, and I automatically make it to the finals in a competition? A Britney Spears impersonator with talent?  I have more fucking talent in my ass checks than that guy has in his entire body. And they got rid of the Elvis impersonator who was 10 times better than this hack. Now Britney Spears is more popular than Elvis. What the fuck is the judges smoking? I mean, seriously, what the bloody fuck is going on?

And if anyone doesn't know who I'm talking about, here's the guy's audition, and here's his youtube profile. It's Chris Crocker 2.0.





















Fucking Faggot.

[ChelseySuzie]

God damn, I don't think I want to watch America's Got Talent ever again. For some bizzare reason, they decided that a fag of a Britney Spears cross dresser and a horridly scary Tina Turner impersonator had more talent than people with real talent, like the guy who smashed bricks with his head, and the tiny and adorable chinese circus girl.

I mean, I expected the Chris Crocker impersonator wouldn't have even made it to Vegas, yet he's in the finals?

Is that all it takes to have talent in the US? Be a skinny white male faggot who dresses like the worst female singer in history, and I automatically make it to the finals in a competition? A Britney Spears impersonator with talent? 


Fucking Faggot.

Someone's jealous...

[The D]

Jealous that better talents got sent home.

Jealous that I could probably dress as a drag queen and have more talent under my artificial nails than he has in his whole body.

And annoyed at all these moronic guys who dress up as Britney Spears, out of all the women you could dress as. Head shaving, crotch flashing, child neglecting, booze guzzling, lip syncing britney spears.

[Bernie AKA]

Head shaving, crotch flashing, child neglecting, booze guzzling, lip syncing britney spears.

Now if McCain could have gotten vid of Obama doing that, the ad might not have looked like a jealous desparate grab for attention.

[ChelseySuzie]

Head shaving, crotch flashing, child neglecting, booze guzzling, lip syncing britney spears.

Now if McCain could have gotten vid of Obama doing that, the ad might not have looked like a jealous desparate grab for attention.

You could Photoshop Obama's head over Britney's in the pic where she's flashing her crotch.  "Obama goes commando!  The story on E! news tonight!"

[Bernie AKA]

Like there aren't enough black people accusing him of being "too white" already. 

I'm ready to apologize to England and go back.  Chuckie won't put a foot wrong while Mum's still around, and if they keep the pound, they'll have the hottest money in the world once William gets promoted.