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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #30 on: Jul 12, 2008, 09:43:33 AM »
You America-hating douche. SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #31 on: Jul 12, 2008, 12:37:18 PM »
You know, the city of Flint (Just north of Detroit, hometown of Michael Moore, setting of Rodger & Me, and a very very poor and ghetto town) has a new law forbidding people from sagging their pants past their butts.

I think this is a great idea as I'm sick of seeing urban dickheads flashing their boxers for all to see, but I know all the black dudes who do this are going to bitch about the law being racist.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #32 on: Jul 12, 2008, 01:29:42 PM »
Either racist, stupidist, or both.  Who cares, people need to pull their shit up.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #33 on: Jul 12, 2008, 02:29:25 PM »
Oh man I would love to enforce that law...you just know someones gonna resist arrest.

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #34 on: Jul 13, 2008, 08:46:59 PM »
D , what about being a waiter? Bet there are lots of open positions for that kind of job.

I got the whole 600 bucks from the stimulus chell... but I have to put all of it towards paying my fucking loan :-(

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #35 on: Jul 15, 2008, 12:09:02 PM »
I'm expecting Jesse Jackson to protest that law after a while. I'm surprised someone hasn't run that man over yet.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #36 on: Jul 15, 2008, 04:09:00 PM »
D , what about being a waiter? Bet there are lots of open positions for that kind of job.


No crap, restaurants hire everyone.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #37 on: Jul 15, 2008, 04:34:41 PM »
When I get millions, I'm gonna own a restaurant JUST BECAUSE they're so fun to work at. Then I would kick out any fucker I want. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #38 on: Jul 21, 2008, 09:51:54 PM »
i think it would be the best to own it but still work as a waiter; you could fuck with everyone so effectively.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #39 on: Jul 22, 2008, 09:36:19 AM »
Bar tender too.

"LET ME SPEAK TO THE OWNER!"

"Yeah, that's me. GET THE FUCK OUT!"
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #40 on: Jul 23, 2008, 12:03:10 PM »
I was denied unemployment because I didn't make enough gross wages in a quarter. I made $2500 and they expect at least $2700 a quarter.

I'm surprised they'd have a "minimum" amount earned. Shouldn't that be a maximum? You make more than $100,000 a year, you don't get any fucking unemployment. You run out of money, you can always sell your Audi.

As usual, no respect for the minimum wage slaves in this country.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #41 on: Jul 25, 2008, 10:18:59 PM »


As usual, no respect for the minimum wage slaves in this country.

[sarcasm] mexicans? why should they? aren't they illegal?? [/sarcasm]


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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #42 on: Jul 25, 2008, 10:50:33 PM »
Umemployment comes from a limited source and therefore must be used to help people who rely on a specific level of income to live on.  If they helped everyone who made a maximum of 2700, then every lazy-ass in Michigan could go trying to claim government bread.  They probably figure that if you were so desperate for money, if you were relying on money for food and shelter, you would've been working more.  If you aren't working that many hours, if it wasn't even full-time, the government would rather help people who have kids, house payments, etc. to pay for than your "200+ hours on Final Fantasy" ass.  You aren't a minimum wage slave.  I know minimum wage slaves.  They have no time for anime and little girls.  They work, work, work their fingers to the bone.  They have two to three jobs.  (And usually that many kids but that's another thread...)

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #43 on: Jul 28, 2008, 04:06:16 PM »
You must have missed the part where I said I lived alone in my own apartment, paid my own rent, and bought my own groceries and food. I was able to (barely) survive on my income. For some people, $2500 every three months is enough to live off of by themselves. I worked as many hours as my boss could give me, and some times he didn't give me that many. Some weeks I'd work 2 days, some weeks I'd work 6-7 days, 7-10 hours a day. On average it was about 30-35 hours a week, which I would say sounds pretty close to full time.

In any case I need the unemployment to pay for food and rent, or I'll end up homeless and starving. The issue is that they hadn't taken into account the last couple months I worked because the manager hadn't reported wages for the last quarter, and when I calculated my paychecks I found out I actually had made enough to earn unemployment. They also didn't take into account the tips I earned.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #44 on: Jul 29, 2008, 01:17:46 PM »
Food service.  Or if there are local festivals, look them up and apply to be whatever kind of grunt they need.  Sharp people who go beyond what's minimally required get noticed by the sponsors and vendors of such events simply because most applicants are just looking for beer/gas money.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #45 on: Jul 30, 2008, 08:26:55 PM »
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You must have missed the part where I said I lived alone in my own apartment, paid my own rent, and bought my own groceries and food.

No, I didn't.  You didn't work enough.  You told us in another thread how much you made and that you didn't qualify for the stimulus money.  I made below the stimulus cut-off amount and I know barely worked.  I have a pretty good idea how many hours that is.  2 days a week isn't full time.  If you need money to feed yourself, why the hell would you sit back and go "oh, only worked 2 days.  oh well."  If I needed fucking rent money and my boss "could only give me" two days, then I'm getting my ass a second or third job.

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #46 on: Jul 31, 2008, 10:16:39 AM »
I worked two jobs a year ago to survive. It sucked, but now I don't have to work as much because of my edumication.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #47 on: Aug 01, 2008, 11:44:25 AM »
I'm not about to argue about this forever, but I want to make one thing clear, and that's the fact that I did work a lot with my previous job.

I mean, I was gone from this board for about 3 months or so without a single post.

I never worked 2 day work weeks. The least amount of days I worked was 3, and that was rare. Most of the time I worked at least 4 days a week. During the busiest time at work, during the winter, I was working 6 day weeks. A few weeks I had to work all 7 days in the week. The week I was mugged I was scheduled for all 7 days (only worked 4 of them), and the week before I had worked 6 days. And these weren't 3-4 hour shifts either. I'd be there at 5pm sharp and work until after close. Every work shift would be at least 7 hours and be up to 11 hours, with the exception of the few times I would be let go early because we were slow. During the winter, it was not unusual to do 40 deliveries a night (that doesn't sound much until you realize that 20 is average for a pizza driver), and even during the summer, because we were short staffed (hence the 6 day work week), I was making 25-30 deliveries a night. I never ever worked a 2 day work week while at that company unless I had car trouble.

The reason I was denied unemployment was due to error on my employers part, he wasn't reporting his wages properly and it made it look like I was earning less than I was. One busy month I was paid in cash rather than with pay checks, so those wages weren't reported. My YTD amount was reset to zero back in early March which makes it look like I earned less. The money they gave to me every night for mileage and gas was unreported to taxes and unemployment, and my tips were unreported as well.

I went through every single pay stub I had and added them up by hand one at a time and found out that I did make over the minimum amount to get unemployment, so I have sent copies of the paystubs to unemployment and appealed their decision. I should get their response next week, although they may think of some other bizzare reason to deny me.

Also, unemployment does not come from taxes. The money for unemployment comes directly from the employers from a government business tax that employers are required to pay. So it would be my previous job paying my unemployment checks, which I think is just revenge and better than prank phone calls. (No, I will not give you guys the phone number, you'd have to know local streets in order to prank them anyway).
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #48 on: Aug 01, 2008, 12:58:00 PM »
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Some weeks I'd work 2 days,
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I never worked 2 day work weeks. The least amount of days I worked was 3,

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #49 on: Aug 01, 2008, 10:18:02 PM »
Pwn3d.

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #50 on: Aug 16, 2008, 02:50:41 PM »
Hah, I'm getting my unemployment after all! Almost 6 months of it as well! Plus possible extended federal unemployment after Bush actually did one thing right and made it easier to get federal unemployment.

And I have two job interviews, and maybe three if these assholes stop putting off my job interviews every week.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #51 on: Aug 16, 2008, 10:15:43 PM »
How do you go about finding out if you qualify for this?  I want to see if I can get some government cheese even though I don't need it. I figure if illegals and malcontents are taking this money I should at least stop them from getting what I can. 

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #52 on: Aug 16, 2008, 10:44:30 PM »
You get a letter from the employment office or go by and chell it out yourself.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #53 on: Aug 23, 2008, 04:32:06 PM »
Whoot. I got the temporary job at the college bookstore.

My first day working, the first person I checked out was this girl I could tell was a freshmen. She looked 18, was cute as all fuck, and was wearing a tight t-shirt and short-shorts so tiny and sexy it gave her serious cameltoe. God damn I saw her body in my mind's eye the whole rest of the day, even after another hottie, this one looking Indian, came to my register.

I think I now understand why IDE enjoys this sport so much. He needs to come up here and become my Sensei and whip me into a babe magnet like nao.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #54 on: Aug 23, 2008, 04:55:49 PM »
I think I now understand why IDE enjoys this sport so much.

Indeed! There needs to be an olympic wenching team.

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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #55 on: Aug 24, 2008, 12:21:55 AM »
IDE wins a gold medal for America in fucking college-aged girls!
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #56 on: Aug 24, 2008, 11:17:48 PM »
How dare you place limits on him?  He'd shag enough to snag the silver and bronze, to boot.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #57 on: Aug 25, 2008, 04:32:22 AM »
Well, that Usain Bolt is pretty fast.  And that Ethiopian guy!  It's like he could go on forever!


























Wait, this isn't the Olympics thread.

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« Reply #58 on: Aug 25, 2008, 10:31:18 AM »
How dare you place limits on him?  He'd shag enough to snag the silver and bronze, to boot.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece

Apparently, the Olympic Village is one big toned-muscle and testosterone pumping orgy at the end of the games.
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Re: Fucking Hell! Not again!! >.<
« Reply #59 on: Aug 25, 2008, 10:34:32 AM »
Well duhhhhhhhhh.

I call me one of those midget women built out of pure muscle. They'd take milking to a new level.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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