Author Topic: RIP George Carlin (Read 13793 times)

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 14, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »

Whore off!

Mr. Slave can judge.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 14, 2008, 07:23:01 PM »

Mr Slave? que?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 14, 2008, 07:40:56 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Slave#Mr._Slave

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 14, 2008, 08:17:02 PM »

Keep it as clean as you can in a Whore off. Only hit below the belt if it creates a CLEANABLE mess. BRING IT ON!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 17, 2008, 08:52:00 PM »

No need to. I win by default. I'm going to do a fatality on him.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 18, 2008, 09:58:53 AM »

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 18, 2008, 03:50:24 PM »

It's physically impossible for a girl to out party me. This claim is backed up by all the scientific evidence we currently know about alcohol and body weight. For faye to have a chance to win she'd have to weigh in at least 200lbs.

But if she can stuff me in her vag then yes she wins by default.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 18, 2008, 11:41:50 PM »

*Gets the Camera.*

I can see it now...."Journey to the Center of Faye." being sold on every street corner.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 19, 2008, 11:18:22 AM »

...*alerts the CDC*

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 20, 2008, 11:15:21 AM »

What if Faye were 6'4", 250 pounds and named Helga?

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 20, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »

I'd still doubt it but she'd have a chance if she'd flunked out of college once and skirted flunking a few a other times claiming ADD, Cancer, A dead grandfather, etc. to get back/stay in because her life was an amalgamation of every 80s movie ever made.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 20, 2008, 11:51:58 PM »

Even Ghostbusters?

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 21, 2008, 12:09:52 AM »

Especially ghostbusters.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 21, 2008, 01:43:56 PM »

Damn....that's pretty awesome right there.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 21, 2008, 11:34:30 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 18, 2008, 03:50:24 PM

It's physically impossible for a girl to out party me. This claim is backed up by all the scientific evidence we currently know about alcohol and body weight. For faye to have a chance to win she'd have to weigh in at least 200lbs.

But if she can stuff me in her vag then yes she wins by default.

oh please. I'm from southamerica, we are born with coke and booze in our system. you guys just start drinking hardcore during your college years, thats why there are many dumbasses going to the hospital for severe intoxication. does that makes someone a winner? nope, just a moron. (not saying that you are IDE, i'm just talking in general). so yes, I would still win. Well maybe not now, but before yes

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 21, 2008, 11:38:15 PM »

Sounds like a challenge!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 21, 2008, 11:42:47 PM »

nope, i already retired, i'm too old for those things now.

IDE · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 22, 2008, 12:54:27 AM »

My friend is half peruvian half cuban I can drink him under the table. Russia and Ireland have given me superior drinking abilities on a genetic level.

Faye: 114? lbs (if that)
IDE: 226 lbs

No way.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 22, 2008, 09:40:02 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 21, 2008, 11:42:47 PM

nope, i already retired, i'm too old for those things now.

And that is why you fail. I out-drank my brother's friends last summer. I would've this summer, but I have to take classes >.<

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 22, 2008, 12:07:36 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 22, 2008, 12:54:27 AM

Russia and Ireland have given me superior drinking abilities on a genetic level.

I think he may have a point here. Those us with Northern European genes may be more adept in this are. I mean we come from cultures where a good night out with friends ends with you throwing your buddy through the plate glass window at the local pub.

The D · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 22, 2008, 12:10:03 PM »

I'm of German, and apparently also Scottish, heritage. In Germany beer is the staple beverage. My ancient relatives were even owners of a local micro-brewery.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 23, 2008, 01:05:25 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 22, 2008, 12:54:27 AM

My friend is half peruvian half cuban I can drink him under the table. Russia and Ireland have given me superior drinking abilities on a genetic level.

Faye: 114? lbs (if that)
IDE: 226 lbs

No way.

THe cuban part in him spoils it. My great grandma was irish, hiyoooo

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jul 25, 2008, 11:20:05 PM »

My great-grandfather was French. I surrender.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Jul 26, 2008, 12:36:46 AM »

My Grannie is French Canadian. Wanna eat some cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #54 on:** Aug 01, 2008, 10:16:39 PM »

It's funny that you mention it. All of my ancestors are european (except my grandfather's mom that was from siria i think...or somewhere near there). Anyways, I look latin whileas everybody else in my family looks white. Maybe I'm adopted

Derrick · « **Reply #55 on:** Aug 02, 2008, 09:39:39 AM »

Or your mom fooled around with the gardener...?

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Aug 02, 2008, 03:25:47 PM »

Calienté!

Derrick · « **Reply #57 on:** Aug 02, 2008, 05:51:25 PM »

AH, QUE RICO!