Attack of the killer tomatoes!!!

[B E C K]

I don't have the time or money or internet connection for ten crappy movies just to see one decent one.

That's the only valid defense you made

Like many of the crappy movies I avoid, I already know what the rest of your post says without even giving it two minutes.  BTW I think you tend to make great points about things.  Too bad you insist on bogging them down in insults and bias.

Squirrel and Maxcon are right on the money.

[Rama]

Man I'm staying out of this one. Don't want to get swept away in another I am Legend/Dog Killer clusterfuck.

[Faye Valentine]

:sits and eats popcorn:

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I think that's it. 

[B E C K]

I hope that isn't theater popcorn.  Heart Attack City.

[Rama]

Yeah, but it's so good. Plus you could just leave off the huge amounts of butter. It's actual the oil that gives it that distinct flavor.

[IDE]

BTW I think you tend to make great points about things.  Too bad you insist on bogging them down in insults and bias.

And I think all these infuriating things you do are kind of cute but that probably means I need counseling.

[B E C K]

Don't we all, my friend.  Don't we all.

Yeah, but it's so good. Plus you could just leave off the huge amounts of butter. It's actual the oil that gives it that distinct flavor.

Bah.  Not popcorn-related at all, but the last time I went to the movies, there were these chocolate-covered gummy bears.  Disgusto.

[Rama]

Yeah...that is gross. Those are two flavors that shouldn't be mixed.

[B E C K]

It's a crime against nature.  Like a half-alien baby or a liger.

[Rama]

They never even let me see my half Alien baby! Just sucked up my fun juice, shoved an anal probe in me and jetted off back to their homeworld. Aliens are douchebags!

[B E C K]

And that alien's gonna be knocking on your door all "Daddy"?  And he'll look like Ra from "Stargate" (just before the bomb explodes).

[Rama]

Oh yeah I already know they arn't going to let me see the kid, but they'll cash that child support chell every month. 

[B E C K]

Yeah, well, new pyramids don't pay for themselves.

[Rama]

They could at least name an AnteChamber after me.