Dammit, I could've just poked a few holes in the box I kept him in and sent him to you UPS.
Adopting him isn't really an option. I would like to, but I don't see how it would work out. There's already three in this small house and they're already a handful. One cat bit a hole into her sister's tail! I don't know what she might do to a kitten. I also already feed two outside cats on a regular basis. So I kinda have five already. I would have just left the kitten on his own outside if I could, but he was just too young and babyish to be out by himself. Especially in this neighborhood.
Apparently San Antonio is behind on sterilizing our animals and #1 on euthanasia in Texas according to a copy of a 2003 article I dug up. Another blurb said "San Antonio kills 50,000 animals a year, more per capita than any other major city in the country". So there you go. I hear they're working to make this a no-kill city, but not anytime in the next three days. Or two now, I suppose.