Author Topic: Guess what? (Read 21156 times)

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 10, 2008, 09:28:00 AM »

Heh, share the load...

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 10, 2008, 05:16:08 PM »

Leave it to you to turn 20 hours of hot sex into something dirty.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 10, 2008, 11:42:48 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 09, 2008, 10:33:45 PM

with sting.

Smuh?

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Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 10, 2008, 11:45:05 PM »

Sting has also made a 20 hour love making claim.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 11, 2008, 12:28:00 AM »

I wonder how many times he broke out into song. And whether or not that song was "Roxanne".

The D · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 11, 2008, 05:56:23 PM »

I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.

And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 11, 2008, 08:01:12 PM »

Most of it tastes like body spray to me.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 11, 2008, 10:44:09 PM »

So you're saying you've been chugging Ax?

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 12, 2008, 12:02:42 AM »

But it says right on the box not to drink it!!!

That joke is never going to work is it? no....ok, I'll stop.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 14, 2008, 01:06:24 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jun 11, 2008, 05:56:23 PM

I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.

And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

O fuuuck everytime I hear/read "Captain morgan", I get goosebumps all over. I drank it ONCE with dr pepper. worst idea EVER, puked my brains out after just the first glass. It was too fucking sweet. Ahh the horror, i'll never forget

Derrick · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 14, 2008, 05:42:01 PM »

Not a big fan of rum, more of a Gin/Vodka/Tequila man myself. Also, Southern Comfort is just disgusting.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 15, 2008, 08:29:16 AM »

This friend of mine would drink SC while she was pregnant.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 15, 2008, 11:48:03 AM »

Well it's appropriate.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 15, 2008, 12:03:35 PM »

Maybe it helped the swelling in her feet go down?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 15, 2008, 09:31:33 PM »

Nah, just the one in her stomach....

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 12:17:40 AM »

You gotta stay hydrated as well.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 02:19:53 AM »

I remember hearing she gave birth to the kid on the steps of her apartment building, so the kid probably needed the booze to pretend he was in a hospital.

Max Con · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 05:48:37 AM »

Hey, beats a dumpster!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 10:22:52 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jun 11, 2008, 05:56:23 PM

I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.

And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

I like beer. I can't stand coolers or Mike's Hard, I feel like a 16-year old girl drinking them. One is okay, but no more than that.

Also, I've been shitfaced on numerous occasions... like my 21st birthday.

I think the last time I was really really drunk was on my 22nd birthday. I sort of got sick of the stupid things I did and the hangovers I got. For the most part now, I'll drink enough to get a good buzz going.

Sam · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 11:11:11 AM »

Whiskey for me, thank you.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 04:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Max Con on Jun 18, 2008, 05:48:37 AM

Hey, beats a dumpster!

Especially since the baby gets a better chance to live afterwards.

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 18, 2008, 10:35:13 PM »

Prom night dumpster baby...he's taking a strollllll

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 31, 2012, 06:18:02 AM »

Silly Bitch. You should have let me plow you. Although in some ways I'm now banging a younger, cuter, but just as pale version of you.

This one loves anime and does cosplay. She wants me to cosplay with her. After the next AX I'll probably be all over 4chan. These nerds have no idea what she's about to unleash upon them. The sleeper has awakened.

Rumble · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 31, 2012, 12:12:50 PM »

A thread about being shitfaced...
That takes me back to a time before there was this womanperson constantly hanging around me refusing all the drinks people offer me

Sam · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 31, 2012, 03:37:21 PM »

Holy shit. Someone grab the Rumble-catching net.

Fiero · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 31, 2012, 06:37:12 PM »

Can I get drunk first?

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 31, 2012, 10:26:13 PM »

I had some old ladies make the net into a quilt. Sorry.