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Guess what?
« on: Jun 04, 2008, 12:39:38 AM »
Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 04, 2008, 12:41:08 AM »
Well now you just need to Faye and IDE in here and you can have a whole Shitfaced drunk posting party.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 04, 2008, 12:43:35 AM »
But they have lives! im only drunk cuz bro and sis and i decided to play rummy while drink rum and coke. And we got sailor jerry's, so we got extra drunk. faye and ide are probably out getting laid, while im stuck at home with no boyfriend and a period.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 04, 2008, 12:52:30 AM »
Ummmmmm....There there.

*Pat Pat*

I don't know what to tell you. I've never got shitfaced and I've never had a period. I don't even know what Sailor Jerry's is.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 04, 2008, 08:42:47 AM »
Awww, I would've taken advantage of you. <3

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 04, 2008, 11:31:31 AM »
I don't know what to tell you. I've never got shitfaced and I've never had a period.

But have you ever had a boyfriend?

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 04, 2008, 11:32:00 AM »
Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?

Not really. 

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 04, 2008, 02:09:00 PM »
Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?

Not really. 

Lies!

It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 04, 2008, 04:03:23 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 04, 2008, 04:49:39 PM »
Just say "No" to drunken posting.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #10 on: Jun 05, 2008, 12:45:53 AM »
im stuck at home with no boyfriend and a period.
Awww, I would've taken advantage of you. <3

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 05, 2008, 12:49:12 AM »
The red baron flies again!

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #12 on: Jun 05, 2008, 01:01:34 AM »
Lies!

It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?

I can recall at least one adventure of the lushly kind she recounted to all of us.

Course my memories could have all run together over the last 9 years.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #13 on: Jun 06, 2008, 09:40:05 PM »
I don't count that because I mixed it with a bunch of meds for the sole purpose of passing out.


It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?

I judge drinking in general on the basis of the fact I find drunks obnoxious, whether they're related to me or not.  Look, you hate fingers up your ass and I hate drunks.  Just live and let live.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #14 on: Jun 06, 2008, 10:13:28 PM »
But is says right on the bottle not to mix with Alcohol!!!!!

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #15 on: Jun 07, 2008, 07:05:17 AM »

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #16 on: Jun 07, 2008, 03:54:09 PM »
I don't count that because I mixed it with a bunch of meds for the sole purpose of passing out.


It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?

I judge drinking in general on the basis of the fact I find drunks obnoxious, whether they're related to me or not.  Look, you hate fingers up your ass and I hate drunks.  Just live and let live.

*pokes you with a stick*

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #17 on: Jun 08, 2008, 12:41:27 AM »
That's not a stick.  That's not a stick at all!

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #18 on: Jun 08, 2008, 12:57:16 PM »
Shhh! I'm almost done!

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #19 on: Jun 08, 2008, 10:35:52 PM »
That didn't take long.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #20 on: Jun 08, 2008, 11:23:57 PM »
*breaks stick and throws it into roaring fireplace*

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #21 on: Jun 09, 2008, 12:12:36 AM »
When did we have a Fireplace put in?

It really does add atomsphere.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #22 on: Jun 09, 2008, 08:47:30 AM »
Now we can roast marshmallows

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #23 on: Jun 09, 2008, 10:28:30 AM »
Try making smores with fudge striped cookies.  Cheap and excellent!
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #24 on: Jun 09, 2008, 10:51:43 AM »
That didn't take long.

It was a 9 hour stint!

*breaks stick and throws it into roaring fireplace*

Annnnnnnd...I'm spent.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #25 on: Jun 09, 2008, 03:29:11 PM »
Try making smores with fudge striped cookies.  Cheap and excellent!

Sorry, I ate all the cookies.  I didn't know you were gonna make smores with them.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #26 on: Jun 09, 2008, 06:47:23 PM »
Well thanks a lot Miss Inconsiderate.

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It was a 9 hour stint!

That's what I said...it didn't take long. Ohhhhhhhh you think that's a long time. I see.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #27 on: Jun 09, 2008, 09:14:49 PM »
Rama can make love continually for up to 20 hours.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #28 on: Jun 09, 2008, 10:33:45 PM »
with sting.

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Re: Guess what?
« Reply #29 on: Jun 10, 2008, 12:08:33 AM »
Rama can make love continually for up to 20 hours.

As long as you keep plenty of water near by...and I don't have to do ALL the work. Gotta share the load you know.....then you know it baby.