Author Topic: "Hope + Change = Presidency" (Read 62044 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #150 on:** Aug 08, 2008, 12:43:05 PM »

I gave up in 2003 when I saw a news report with a living Barbie doll saying she asked her heuband to buy her a Hummer because driving it made her feel "more patriotic".

B E C K · « **Reply #151 on:** Aug 08, 2008, 10:00:02 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 07, 2008, 10:35:53 PM

All I have to say is if Obama wins every black person better simultaneously stop holding a grudge against white people. Affirmative action should be abolished the moment he takes office. I want all my screen plays ideas optioned instead of some minority chick. I'll also be given a staff writer position on a television show.

Yeah, but then once he gets assassinated, all the black people would riot and we'll be worse off than before.

IDE · « **Reply #152 on:** Aug 08, 2008, 10:15:04 PM »

Well then I better accomplish all of those things during the brief window of opportunity.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #153 on:** Aug 09, 2008, 01:28:37 AM »

Or leave him alone just to blame him later when the country swirls down the shitter.

Of course, what'll actually happen is the business cycle will go upward during his administration and he, like the previous Democratic President, will get the credit for something his economic philosophies actually work against.

Derrick · « **Reply #154 on:** Aug 09, 2008, 12:04:23 PM »

Nah, Black folk no longer have any reason to bitch, regardless if he gets shot or not. Do Asians or Hispanics have a nominee? No.

Rama · « **Reply #155 on:** Aug 09, 2008, 11:15:36 PM »

Erik Estrada in 2012!!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #156 on:** Aug 11, 2008, 05:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 09, 2008, 12:04:23 PM

Nah, Black folk no longer have any reason to bitch, regardless if he gets shot or not. Do Asians or Hispanics have a nominee? No.

Black people will have reasons to bitch for many more years to come.

Derrick · « **Reply #157 on:** Aug 11, 2008, 06:55:59 PM »

Well they already are. He's not African American, he's half African, half white.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #158 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 08:33:45 AM »

when you really think about it, though, what's more "african-american" than that?

Derrick · « **Reply #159 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »

No history of slavery? It's a fucked up term, anyways, since most African Americans have more ethnicities in their blood than American Mutts.

IDE · « **Reply #160 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 03:40:05 PM »

Obama is not descended from the slaves. I was wondering the other day if Africans discriminate against African-Americans based on that.

Derrick · « **Reply #161 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 04:05:11 PM »

Of course they do, they hate American Blacks. Don't forget, their descendants sold the African Americans into slavery. I know in LA, African Gangs are coming into conflicts with African-American gangs.

IDE · « **Reply #162 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 04:36:36 PM »

really? HA!

The best part is that even the prejudiced non gang members can't claim to be a civilized people what with all the genocide and how every time they find something they can sell over there they start slaughtering each other.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #163 on:** Aug 12, 2008, 11:10:25 PM »

Some black leader was bitching earlier in the year about Obama's lack of "slave blood". And it came to pass that Michelle was deemed to have slave blood.

Limbaugh really had a field day with that one.

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RUSH: I went back and did a little research, folks, because I still can't get over this. I can't get over the fact that this guy from the Southern Christian Leadership Conference in the Atlanta Urinal-Constipation yesterday, Charles Steele, Jr., went out and said that we're gonna still be criticizing people here because Obama doesn't have any slave blood. He's not authentic. He's not black enough, ain't got no slave blood. He said that Michelle Obama has slave blood, but Obama does not have slave blood himself, and, as such, the genuine civil rights movement blacks will not have a representative in the White House, therefore the race industry can go on.

One of the bits of research that I did (I vaguely remembered this) is a Chicago Tribune story from March the 2nd of 2007. "Many people know that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's father was from Kenya and his mother from Kansas. But an intriguing sliver of his family history has received almost no attention until now: It appears that forebears of his white mother owned slaves..." Remember this? This "according to genealogical research and census records. The records -- which had never been addressed publicly by the Illinois senator or his relatives -- were first noted in an ancestry report compiled by William Addams Reitwiesner, who works at the Library of Congress and practices genealogy in his spare time. The report, on Reitwiesner's website, carries a disclaimer that it is a 'first draft' -- one likely to be examined more closely if Obama is nominated."

Well, Obama has been nominated. Has this been "examined more closely"? Might the Southern Christian Leadership Conference look into this? I mean, if Obama's white mother -- white mother -- from Kansas owned slaves, could it be said that Obama has slave blood? Well, can I give you a name? Sally Hemings. I mean, we don't know what went on between Obama's relatives and the slaves. We don't really know. It could well be, it could not be, but he does have an ancestral relationship with slavery on his white mother's side. Now, many of you have been sending via e-mail questions since last hour's segment with our Official Obama Criticizer, Bo Snerdley. One of the questions most frequently being asked is if the Official Obama Criticizer, Bo Snerdley, has any slave blood himself because people think this might be a qualification in terms of your being black enough, officially black enough to criticize. So let me just put the question to you. Do you have slave blood flowing through your veins?

SNERDLEY: As I have said previously: I am certified black enough. Yes, I have slave blood. I also have Native American blood.

RUSH: Indian blood, for those in Rio Linda.

SNERDLEY: Yes, yes. And! I have Irish blood coursing through my veins as well. It shows up under the microscope. All of them, different ones, they show up.

SNERDLEY: As I have said previously: I am certified black enough. Yes, I have slave blood. I also have Native American blood.

RUSH: Indian blood, for those in Rio Linda.

SNERDLEY: Yes, yes. And! I have Irish blood coursing through my vanes as well. It shows up under the microscope. All of them, different ones, they show up.

RUSH: You've actually had your blood microscoped?

SNERDLEY: Yes, and they identified slave blood.

RUSH: This was part of the process?

SNERDLEY: Yes. We identified the different segments.

RUSH: True. Why did you...?

SNERDLEY: African blood, there. Slave blood, there. Indian blood, there.

RUSH: There is separate slave blood hemoglobin that you can see in the microscope?

SNERDLEY: Yes. They're chained differently. Leave that alone.

RUSH: Had no idea. And the Irish blood?

SNERDLEY: Oh, yes! It's a little bit more red at the top.

RUSH: So you've noticed all three of these in your blood?

SNERDLEY: Four of them. There's the African blood.

RUSH: African blood? That's not the same as the slave blood.

SNERDLEY: No, the slave blood happens when you came to America. You got slave blood then.

RUSH: Oh, I see. Okay. As far as you know, Obama has none of this?

SNERDLEY: From what I understand, Obama has no slave blood. He has African blood, and he has Caucasian blood. White cells. A lot more white cells in the blood of Obama.

RUSH: What do those look like in the microscope?

SNERDLEY: White!

RUSH: That would make sense. So you're saying the white blood cells in Obama would be the white blood from his, uh, mother?

SNERDLEY: That's what Joe Biden was trying to say when he said "articulate." It's code words. That's Democrat code words.

RUSH: Code word for what, white blood cells?

SNERDLEY: That's what Joe Biden was saying! Those are Democrat code words.

RUSH: "Articulate" meaning he didn't have slave talk, right?

SNERDLEY: Right!

RUSH: Slave talk. Okay. Well, I appreciate this enlightenment. That's Official Obama Criticizer Bo Snerdley answering questions from the audience, whether or not he has slave blood.

As for blacks being happy with Obama, from the same linked material:

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I had a number of people called here, and a number of people asked me via e-mail, "Hey, Rush, isn't it true that if Obama is elected president, then it will be the end of racism in this country? The racists and the race industry hacks will have no credibility to say the country is still racist."

I said, "Wrong. It's only going to get worse."

"What do you mean it's only going to get worse?"

Well, look at it now. If Obama is elected president, any bit of criticism of him whatsoever, any vote in Congress that doesn't go his way, the race industry is going to say, "This is due to lack of respect for the first black president. This is racism!" They're going to say racism about everything, and you can see from this guy from the Atlanta Journal-Constipation yesterday that they're already setting it up that Obama will not inoculate anybody from being a racist because he's not got any "slave blood." So he's not the first black president. He's inauthentic; he's not black enough. He doesn't have enough slave blood or any slave blood, so he doesn't come from the slave past, the civil rights past of American blacks; and so he really will not be their first black president. The closest they're going to get is Michelle Obama as first lady because she has slave blood in her. This is just weird, folks. The civil rights movement and the race industry and Democrat Party politics, are just plain weird.

Rama · « **Reply #164 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 12:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 09, 2008, 11:15:36 PM

Erik and I eat crap in 2012!!!!

What the hell? Are you Rumpelstiltskin now?

Derrick · « **Reply #165 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 12:09:22 PM »

*still holdin' out for Clinton '08*

The D · « **Reply #166 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 12:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 12, 2008, 11:10:25 PM

Some black leader was bitching earlier in the year about Obama's lack of "slave blood". And it came to pass that Michelle was deemed to have slave blood.

Limbaugh really had a field day with that one.

You know, I have Nazi blood. My ancestors are from Germany. My red blood cells have little swastikas on them, and bushy mustaches, and they run around with their arms raised yelling "SIEG HEIL!"

Bitch · « **Reply #167 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »

Yet somehow, you still manage to be a whiny bitch.

Derrick · « **Reply #168 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 07:32:58 PM »

Alot of Nazis were whiny bitches, some drugs fixed that.

Bitch · « **Reply #169 on:** Aug 13, 2008, 10:10:06 PM »

Ah, got it. Instead, the insult should be, "That explains why you're such a whiny bitch."

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #170 on:** Aug 14, 2008, 11:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2008, 12:43:05 PM

I gave up in 2003 when I saw a news report with a living Barbie doll saying she asked her heuband to buy her a Hummer because driving it made her feel "more patriotic".

so unrelated somewhat, but I was filling out some survey for the census bureau, and one of the questions asked was "do you find that filling out the census allows you to fulfill part of your patriotic duty to this country?"

B E C K · « **Reply #171 on:** Aug 14, 2008, 02:54:28 PM »

What they should've asked was "do you find filling out the census while driving a hummer allows you to fulfill your patriotic duty to this country?"

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #172 on:** Aug 14, 2008, 03:47:17 PM »

only if i get to concurrently drive over the skulls of Iraqi civilians while waving an american flag and drinking a 'cool, refreshing' bud light.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #173 on:** Aug 14, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »

How the bloody hell did swill like Bud Light become the National Party Beer?

Our local token egdy kewldude DJ does a Bud Light commercial about every 10 minutes during drivetime that ends with "BUD LIGHT KEEPS IT COMIN'!!" What, the piss? The puke? The structural integrity damaging belches?

Women almost never drank any other kind of beer during festivals, and they were really bitchy about it. "Make sure that's a Bud LIGHT - don't screw it up!" Nothing got them a regular Bud faster than that attitude. Never knew the difference.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #174 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 10:14:05 AM »

I can tell the difference. Since one of my friends started dating this one dude who only drinks Bud, she refuses to drink Bud Light because now she suddenly can only drink Bud. I can only stand so much Bud, but now we're sometimes forced to share pitchers of regular because of her. Duh. We can't let her have her own pitcher though because then she'll get retarded.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #175 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 12:59:36 PM »

If someone is drinking Light because they are truly watching calories/weight/etc., I'm all for it. We kept getting loonies who thought Light = "I can drink 5 times as much!" Light don't mean shit regarding alcohol content at that point.

Derrick · « **Reply #176 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 01:08:01 PM »

Sam light is smooooooooooooth.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #177 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 01:09:56 PM »

I must agree, and I'm a Guinness girl. Sam Adams got it right.

Derrick · « **Reply #178 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 01:24:01 PM »

I've yet to have a bad bottle of Sam Adams.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #179 on:** Aug 15, 2008, 07:41:02 PM »

I've yet to have a bad can of Coca-Cola.