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I am a Winner
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:14:26 PM »


This is a Warmachine Painting competition I entered into No Quarter, the creator's of Warmachine's company magazine.
I won.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 09:18:10 PM »
Putting your real name out there in the internetz= not a good idea

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 09:38:23 PM »
Why not? You can't do anything with his name.

Also congratulations E! Ride that wave of table top gaming fame and enjoy all the horny hot groupy chic...well, ride that wave of table top gaming fame!

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 11:49:59 PM »
That description below your name could be made into so many innuendos...
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 12:24:16 PM »
That description below your name could be made into so many innuendos...

LOL!!!!! I was thinking the same thing!

Now don't go swinging your Rock Hard Devastator around E. You might hurt someone.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2008, 02:39:10 PM »
Because of E's Rock Hard Devastator, I was walking funny for a week.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2008, 03:39:48 PM »
Why not? You can't do anything with his name.

*steals E's identity, buys lots of shits with credit cards under his name*
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 11:52:27 PM »
Because of E's Rock Hard Devastator, I was walking funny for a week.


E....you dog, you.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2008, 09:33:01 PM »
Hate the game, not the player.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2008, 10:11:21 PM »
Why not? You can't do anything with his name.

*steals E's identity, buys lots of shits with credit cards under his name*


*Uses E's IP address to bookmark tons of pedophile pages she stole from Doug's Favorites list*



Lolz
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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2008, 10:23:42 AM »
I, Sam Helbling, say that's a fine painting job.  I don't really have a sense of scale, but I'm guessing your Rock Hard Devastator is pretty small.

Apparently you know how to use it though, considering the state poor Chelsey's in.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2008, 02:50:51 PM »
Yes. Yes I do. Also it's about five to six inches tall, seven with the base included roughly.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 10:21:44 AM »
That's just about average.
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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2008, 06:16:12 PM »
I'm surprised no one asked about the girth yet.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2008, 08:04:20 PM »
Why were they trying to get through E's rocky hide?  And his name was already out there on the internets way before this post.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 10:34:19 PM »
Why not? You can't do anything with his name.

*steals E's identity, buys lots of shits with credit cards under his name*

How're you gonna steal his identity with only his name? The best you could do would be to grow an extra couple foot and read up on emus, then hang out in whatever places he hangs out and defile his name. Also, you have to be cool, a feat which is impossible for you to accomplish in your lifetime.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2008, 11:44:36 PM »
Besides, you might end up inadvertently stealing the identity of another Lance Park: a hot Korean guy that can kick your ass with his slick Hapkido moves... ...before he makes you his bitch with his stone and gem studded Devastator.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 11:47:43 PM »
That sounds like it would chaff.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2008, 08:19:38 AM »
Just a bit, but it's probably worth it.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2008, 08:31:33 AM »
Did you get some sort of prize for winning?

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2008, 09:08:27 PM »
Hahaha

Rockhard Devastator. I am stealing that for my penis.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I am a Winner
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2008, 03:26:23 PM »
$50 on their online store. Nothing  big.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.