Author Topic: GTA 4 (Read 8891 times)

The D · « **on:** Apr 28, 2008, 03:36:16 PM »

After having a little bit of my own GTA experience this weekend (my car was apparently too shitty to carjack), I wonder about everyone's complaints that this game series is too violent. This one that's coming out tonight is supposed to be even worse than the other ones.

But I think it's just dependant on who plays the game. Some can play it and be fine, while others are stupid and easily influenced by external influences (like gangs).

Kids should never play it though. Teens.. maybe. Parents need to be parents and restrict their children.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 28, 2008, 05:39:02 PM »

Mario Kart will be better, methinks.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 28, 2008, 07:26:21 PM »

They should just give Mario a 9mm and a hooker so we can have the best of both worlds.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 28, 2008, 10:32:55 PM »

...I would buy it.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 29, 2008, 12:01:19 AM »

"Hey It's a me Mario! Why don't you shudaup bitch and suck my dick? YAHOOOO!!!!"

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 29, 2008, 12:02:36 AM »

YOSHI! GET IN THE FUCKIN ESCALADE!

Max Con · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 29, 2008, 02:36:00 AM »

Apparently the game goes one step beyond the car bouncing when you pick up a hooker. You get an actual hand/blowjob and/or sex, with animation and sound effects for all of them.

Also, rape.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 29, 2008, 11:07:58 AM »

Afterwards, you can kill the hooker and get your money back plus the money from her other tricks. Cha-ching!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 29, 2008, 08:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 28, 2008, 05:39:02 PM

Mario Kart will be better, methinks.

MARIO KART IS COMING ON WII??!??!?!? NO FUCKING WAY. Omg maybe I should get a WII now

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 30, 2008, 02:39:29 PM »

Everyone needs it so we can all play online.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 30, 2008, 10:57:38 PM »

Hell yeah!!!!!!

The Wii supports 56K dial up right?

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2008, 10:56:04 AM »

Nope. Spend a few bucks and get a better connection.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2008, 05:08:13 PM »

It's not about the money. They don't offer it in my area. I'd have to move to get faster internet.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:11:14 PM »

are you serious?
For some reason I can get verizon internet but can't get verizon cable(in my area in chinatown, why, i don't know, i live in center city damnit!), so I have to get the shitty as dish network.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2008, 11:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 01, 2008, 08:11:14 PM

are you serious?

Yes I am. I live in area that they don't deem profitable to run the service. IE: Not enough people would sign up to offset the cost of adding the area to the networks. Pretty much around here its city centers only. Even if you live in the suburbs of a city you don't have high speed Internet and I don't even live there.

Max Con · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:26:42 AM »

I've seen cottage towns with only 150 in population have at least cable.

What the hell.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:26:55 PM »

I'm in the same boat as Rama, except that they just ran fiber optic near enough to offer DSL in the future. Until they make it available, though, I'll keep plinking right along with my 24.6kbps connection.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2008, 12:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Max Con on May 02, 2008, 01:26:42 AM

I've seen cottage towns with only 150 in population have at least cable.

What the hell.

Yes but where were those cottage towns?

Max Con · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2008, 12:04:21 PM »

Outside of a bit bigger town (15,000) in a boonie-ish part of Canada.

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2008, 03:38:24 PM »

That's Canada. They probably offer universal high speed internet along with their universal healthcare.

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:24:41 PM »

My grandma's dinky town of 1500 gets DSL and cable.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:48:38 PM »

Try 450. That's right...that the poulation of the town I live in. 450 fucking people. Nearist town with High Speed...15 miles.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2008, 10:13:32 PM »

Your town don't take kindly to that fancy quick internet. It's the work of the Devil!

OH BTW: I want Mario Kart sooooo bad! My Wii is not complete without one.

Bitch · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2008, 11:37:38 PM »

I need a Wii. I am only half a being without one. Also, this.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** May 06, 2008, 01:25:45 AM »

I don't live in a town. I have to drive 30 miles before I get to anything like a town.

Max Con · « **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2008, 05:24:48 AM »

I've turned my Wii on less than 5 times since finishing Twilight Princess when I first got the thing.

It's so very dusty!

Sam · « **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2008, 04:54:04 PM »

I gre up about 10 miles from the nearest populated area, and that was a town of maybe 2k people

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2008, 02:54:11 PM »

I has Mario Kart now!! The game is so awesome, and I like the WFC capabilities. I beat some Japanese kids in a race earlier.

Sam · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:19:30 PM »

Mario Galaxy, which I bought at launch, had been sitting on my shelf waiting paitently for several months until I finally got a Wii to play it on last week. SO I need to give that game some quality time before I go and buy more.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2008, 08:39:25 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 28, 2008, 10:32:55 PM

...I would buy it.

Me, too.