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SHITTY end of the week!
« on: Apr 27, 2008, 01:44:03 PM »
I'm doing a delivery late at night and it was in a pretty remote corner of a shitty neighborhood, no street lights and quite a few trees. I couldn't find the exact place and I called up the customer, who talked in a slurred voice so it sounded like an old man with a lisp. I asked him if the street address was correct and he said "uhhhhh yea, I think so, yea, I believe so." What, you don't know your own address? First sign that something was up... person didn't know their own address.

I circled around and was driving back down the road when I heard someone call out. I shined my light over and saw two younger black males standing outside a house with no lights on. The lack of lights should have been the second clue that something was amiss. The address was the one I was looking for, so I stepped out of my car and they came up and asked how much it was... $20

Then they both pulled out guns.

They demanded I give them all the money and were sitting there and cussing at me and acting nervous, as if I was going to do shit with 2 9mm pointed at my head. They demanded the food and then ordered me to "get back in the fucking car and drive away, get in the fucking car now bitch!" I didn't need to be told twice and I jumped in my car and peeled out of there and was calling 911 the instant I turned the corner.

Seems the house was vacant and this whole thing was a fucking setup. They only got away with about $40-50, not even enough to get a bag of weed. Fucking retards.

I wasn't too scared, I was more stunned than anything. I thought it was a joke at first. I'm just glad they didn't shoot me, fuck the money.

I don't get this shit though. It seems there's a delivery robbery a week around here and it's ALWAYS black guys under 30. Never white people. And then people fucking wonder why people are racist towards blacks all the time. Get a fucking job you slackers. Maybe, MAYBE if you weren't spending hundreds of dollars on shoes, fancy pants and shirts, shiny rims for your Escalade, a nice sound system to play your violent rap music, you'd have enough money to buy pizza and feed your 5 illegitimate children. How much did those guns cost? Enough to buy 50 pizzas? How much did that bag of weed cost? 20 pizzas? How much did those spinnas cost? 500 pizzas?

Fuck young black guys. Get a real fucking job.

And as a coworker said "I had plenty of black friends in Venezuela. They were nice people. But the niggers around here are all savages, all animals." The reason there's still racism is because of stupid fucks like the people who robbed me. They bitch about not being able to make money because of racism, but when they do get money they spend it on stupid shit, and they rob people which just adds to the racism. Two wrongs do not make a right! Robbing people is not going to give black people any more fucking respect. It may make you feel empowered to have a gun, but you won't be empowered when you're doing 10 in prison.







Oh, and they got away. The cops around here are stretched thin, and I don't think they even called out the dogs to search. I want to see them arrested lest they think that since they got away this time, they can do it again, and next time they shoot someone.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27, 2008, 02:03:58 PM »
If someone robs you and your car is a few steps away with a gun in it can you go to your car get your gun and kill them to take your money back?

I mean technically you are still in the situation and you could be shot at any moment, plus they have your property which in texas I think for some reason is enough to kill a motherfucker.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 27, 2008, 11:31:16 PM »
He's not in Texas.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 27, 2008, 11:41:50 PM »
Isn't he in Detroit......ROCK CITY!!!!!!

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 28, 2008, 12:00:58 AM »
And even in Texas, doing that is illegal.  Generally speaking, the only time you're legally entitled to draw and fire on someone is when your own life's in danger.  If the danger's passed before you arm yourself and go after them, the law looks on it as a second robbery.  Otherwise, there'd be out-of-control vigilante justice and unbounded gangster recriminations on the streets.  This changes somewhat when you're on your own property in a jurisdiction that applies some version of the Castle Doctrine, but there are limits on what you can do.

This is why it's so important that citizens in good legal standing be allowed to carry concealed...given that you were already in condition orange combat readiness when you arrived (meaning that you realized you were in a dangerous situation and were on alert...this is why you weren't that scared during the encounter), you already had the proper mindset.  I don't know if actually shooting them would have been worth the $40-50 it cost you, but you didn't know they'd let you go, either.  Being armed yourself would have at least given you a fighting chance, particularly against bozos like these who were so nervous they couldn't shoot straight if they tried.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 28, 2008, 12:17:45 AM »
Isn't he in Detroit......ROCK CITY!!!!!!

I was gonna say that and it just didn't feel right.  :lol:

I feel like I should comment or something on the racism.  I mean it sucks that you got robbled, but those guys robbed you because they were poor, lazy, criminal trash.  Their skin color is an accessory at this point.  I mean, "never white people"?  FTW.  One out of every three of you Detroiters is poor and four out of five are black*.  You can do the stats yourself.


*Got those numbers from the Chi-town Tribune.  It actually said "eight out of ten".  Fuck that "eight out of ten" bullshit.  Reduce the fraction, bitches.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 28, 2008, 12:25:53 AM »
Isn't he in Detroit......ROCK CITY!!!!!!

I was gonna say that and it just didn't feel right.  :lol:


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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 28, 2008, 12:36:42 AM »
Sounds indecisive to me.  I mean, which is it?  Did you bite the dust or live forever?

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 28, 2008, 12:40:35 AM »
I think the theme I was going for is that I am gone, but my body of work will live on forever and thus me through it.


Course that's assuming I'll have a body of work when I die, but I don't like to think negative about that.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 28, 2008, 06:12:39 AM »
I was listening to Detroit Rock City as I entered this thread. lawl.



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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 29, 2008, 01:00:06 AM »
Isn't he in Detroit......ROCK CITY!!!!!!

I was gonna say that and it just didn't feel right.  :lol:

I feel like I should comment or something on the racism.  I mean it sucks that you got robbled, but those guys robbed you because they were poor, lazy, criminal trash.  Their skin color is an accessory at this point.  I mean, "never white people"?  FTW.  One out of every three of you Detroiters is poor and four out of five are black*.  You can do the stats yourself.


*Got those numbers from the Chi-town Tribune.  It actually said "eight out of ten".  Fuck that "eight out of ten" bullshit.  Reduce the fraction, bitches.

Unfortunately all stats aside this sort of behavior is glorified in black pop culture.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 29, 2008, 02:24:25 AM »
it sucks that you got robbled


He's delivering pizzas, not burgers!
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 29, 2008, 08:48:39 PM »
I'm doing a delivery late at night and it was in a pretty remote corner of a shitty neighborhood, no street lights and quite a few trees. I couldn't find the exact place and I called up the customer, who talked in a slurred voice so it sounded like an old man with a lisp. I asked him if the street address was correct and he said "uhhhhh yea, I think so, yea, I believe so." What, you don't know your own address? First sign that something was up... person didn't know their own address.


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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 30, 2008, 09:23:30 AM »
I think it's pretty clear you should quite that job and find something else.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 30, 2008, 10:42:08 AM »
It's like he's in an abusive relationship and just won't fucking leave!  "It's not that easy!  My CDs are in his truck."


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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #15 on: Apr 30, 2008, 12:50:13 PM »
THE FUCKING SHIT BAGS DOWNSTAIRS FUCKED UOP MY CAR
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #16 on: Apr 30, 2008, 11:03:48 PM »
Oh it's always abotu you isn't it?


That makes me so angry AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHSIGHNSDIodsngiudnfidnfdin difn!

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 10:04:47 PM »
I think it's pretty clear you should quite that job and find something else.

I wouldn't have been the least surprised if they shot him and he still kept the job.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2008, 02:44:02 PM »
I'm actually looking for a new job as we speak. I've been looking at several local activism jobs that describe their positions as "Canvassing". In other words, you stand around or go door-to-door getting signatures or financial support for grassroot lobbyist groups. As much as I like the idea of actually getting out and doing something good for the world, I question the morality of not only getting paid for getting signatures/donations, but actually going around and harassing people to death for those donations/signatures (for instance, one company said in their ad that they pay $1.50 per signature, which would explain why people getting signatures practically give blowjobs for you to sign their petition).

I had a moment last night where I came upon a house where the house was dark and two people, one in a hoodie, were standing outside of it. My adrenaline shot through the roof and I floored it. Turns out, once I had called them on my cell phone, that they were legit, and they turned on their porch light and opened their door. God knows why people like standing out in the dark for though.

As for the whole black argument, I know full well that people of other ethnicities also drive around on spinnas and wear bling and baggy clothing and act like idiots. Down in Texas it's probably all poor Hispanics who do that. And I know people of all races commit crimes. However, black people have one factor that no other ethnic group has... a lot of them think the white world is out to hold them down.

Obama's former pastor stirred controversy when he said that rich white people rule the world. Unfortunately, lots of poor blacks feel exactly the same way. I've talked to quite a few of them in fact. It seems strange in a world where a black man has a good shot at president, but when you're poor and in a shitty neighborhood it's not surprising. Lots of blacks see the world as a place ruled by white people, with laws created by whites to hold down blacks. And with rappers encouraging blacks to do drugs and break the law, and rappers bragging about how many times they've been in jail, I'm not surprised that many urban blacks see laws as being useless and okay to break whenever they feel like it.

No other ethnic group, with the exception of fundie muslims, feels that white people are holding them down or trying to create a white Christian Ayran world. And with many blacks who were around during the 50s-60s still around, it's not surprising.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2008, 06:33:30 PM »
I made $750 last week with no hourly wage.  That means every dollar was earned by my steadily increasing powet of persuasion.

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2008, 12:07:26 AM »
D, you just clued yourself in to the whole root of racism...the blame game played by people down on their luck. 

Why do you think poor white people in America tend to hate minorities?  It's their fault for taking the low paying jobs when the truth is that they're too sorry to get their asses out of the trailer and go to work on time. 

Why do poor black people in America hate whites?  Because they draw on slavery a hundred and fifty years ago and discrimination dating up to the sixties and onward in many quarters to justify their crack habit.

Why do you think the Hutus hate the Tutsis in Rowanda?  They've been rival tribes forever and can't deal with each other without an AK-47, and somebody's gotta be eating the food around there that they can't get!

Why did the Germans turn on the Jews in the thirties?  Because of the Depression, reparations, and demolition of WWI caused them to look for someone to blame that they could justify with the age-old stereotype that Jews control banks and money.

Blame Game...because we're never at fault for the shit we go through.  It started in Eden and percolates onward.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2008, 03:38:02 AM »
I blame whitey for riding my ass.

Yes, I know I am white, but I am a Celtic-American Catholic, not a WASP. I enjoy some parts of white privilige, but not all. I DEMAND FREE STUFF, DAMNIT!

Oh, and most people in Minorities are whiney bitches to me. If the Jews can do it, anyone can. Bill Cosby is the man.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2008, 10:04:50 AM »
I want my forty acres.  Damn the white man.
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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2008, 01:24:21 AM »
As the token whitey, I'm sorry to say that I don't have any land or a mule to surrender to the gub'mint so it can give it to you.  I better get my ass back to work!

Yes, I know I am white, but I am a Celtic-American Catholic, not a WASP. I enjoy some parts of white privilige, but not all.

The Kennedys haven't had any problems living the dream, despite being grody catholics :P

Oh, and most people in Minorities are whiney bitches to me.


Fixed.  Whining ain't limited to minorities, and it ain't just you who sees it.  America as a whole needs a good old-fashioned trip to the woodshed for a good old-fashioned wearing out. 
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2008, 10:08:38 AM »
As the token whitey, I'm sorry to say that I don't have any land or a mule to surrender to the gub'mint so it can give it to you.  I better get my ass back to work!

Yes, I know I am white, but I am a Celtic-American Catholic, not a WASP. I enjoy some parts of white privilige, but not all.

The Kennedys haven't had any problems living the dream, despite being grody catholics :P

Oh, and most people in Minorities are whiney bitches to me.


Fixed.  Whining ain't limited to minorities, and it ain't just you who sees it.  America as a whole needs a good old-fashioned trip to the woodshed for a good old-fashioned wearing out. 

The Kennedies gained their wealth through illegal means. They were the drug dealers of the deco period. I have really no respect for them.

Minorities bitch that everything is race-based. Case in point, a white boy is the valedictorian of the top black college, and they HATE it. If it were the other way around it would be a national tradgedy.
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2008, 12:20:52 PM »
What did they do that was illegal?

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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2008, 05:50:47 AM »
Selling hooch during prohibition, bribing the government, enagaging in organized crime. JFK was the worst, working with the Mafia throughout his senate and presidential career. Why do people see them as great politicians? They've done shit while in powet, nothing popular nor effective.
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2008, 10:11:26 PM »
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The Kennedies gained their wealth through illegal means. They were the drug dealers of the deco period. I have really no respect for them.

Ha, yeah.  Fuck the Kennedys.

What did they do that was illegal?

Um, everything:)


I know people and whatever happens to them, it always happens because they're not white.  One of my aunt's brother-in-laws supposedly got fired because he's "a Mexican".  I don't suppose it's possible his work was just shit so they canned him?

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Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2008, 02:06:26 AM »
Well if they keep it up...pretty soon can say everything bad that happens to me will be because I'm white, cause soon I'm going to be a minority.

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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2008, 02:14:38 AM »
Selling hooch during prohibition, bribing the government, enagaging in organized crime. JFK was the worst, working with the Mafia throughout his senate and presidential career. Why do people see them as great politicians? They've done shit while in powet, nothing popular nor effective.

Selling hooch during prohibition is awesome.  I'm sure working with the mafia got JFK a fat piece of the money cake. I'd do the same thing in his position.  Plus, he boned Marilyn Monroe.  The guy is made of pure win.