Author Topic: AWESOME end of the week (Read 14258 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Apr 11, 2008, 10:32:39 PM »

So today two amazing things happened:

Adam, the bitch that lived with me, FINALLY moved out! i'm so happy I wanna cry! (of course the police was involved, etc, blood, yadda yadda yadda) yay!

And second, I finally went to Macy's and discovered, among other things, that Carlos Santana has a line of shoes and they are GORGEOUS. Got 2. I think I have a shoe fetish now. (since yesterday I got another pair of shoes and 2 weeks ago too)

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 11, 2008, 11:13:49 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2008, 10:32:39 PM

Adam, the bitch that lived with me, FINALLY moved out! i'm so happy I wanna cry! (of course the police was involved, etc, blood, yadda yadda yadda) yay!

His blood? Your blood? The blood of another? Police blood?

Bitch · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 11, 2008, 11:19:37 PM »

Were/are you on your period?

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 04:05:48 AM »

I had a good night, until my car ran out of gas half a mile from the gas station. I had to run there, with something in my pocket, stash the thing, and then refill the tank and retreive my something before filling up. Something odd, Kary got wasted after 2 beers and a glass of wine. So frickin odd.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 09:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Bitch on Apr 11, 2008, 11:19:37 PM

Were/are you on your period?

Non! i got a cut on my chest, and i BLEEEEED A LOOOT cause...actually I don't know why haha. anyways he's gone bt he left so much shit in his room, like socks, some tshirts, underwear, books, etc. and left his newly bought...ehm...how do u call that little machine that guys use to get rid of their beard?? well, that. should i sell it on ebay or just throw it out in the street?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 11:08:39 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 12, 2008, 04:05:48 AM

Something odd, Kary got wasted after 2 beers and a glass of wine. So frickin odd.

Maybe she was roofied? When a friend of mine came home from her first year of college, she went to a bar and was hammered after two beers - this was after she had spent most of her year getting wasted so two beers weren't going to do much to her. She's convinced there was a roofie in one.

My awesome end of the week? Working 4:30pm-12 and actually getting everything done and closed before then (I work in a bar/restaurant and I cocktail on Friday nights after dinner, but I worked both shifts yesterday) so I could hang out and drink for an hour. Woo!

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 11:26:04 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 12, 2008, 09:13:18 AM

Quote from: Bitch on Apr 11, 2008, 11:19:37 PM
Were/are you on your period?
Non! i got a cut on my chest, and i BLEEEEED A LOOOT cause...actually I don't know why haha.

Wait what? Did this moving out end in a peruvian knife fight?

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 02:08:58 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 12, 2008, 11:08:39 AM

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 12, 2008, 04:05:48 AM
Something odd, Kary got wasted after 2 beers and a glass of wine. So frickin odd.

Maybe she was roofied? When a friend of mine came home from her first year of college, she went to a bar and was hammered after two beers - this was after she had spent most of her year getting wasted so two beers weren't going to do much to her. She's convinced there was a roofie in one.

My awesome end of the week? Working 4:30pm-12 and actually getting everything done and closed before then (I work in a bar/restaurant and I cocktail on Friday nights after dinner, but I worked both shifts yesterday) so I could hang out and drink for an hour. Woo!

I said the same thing last night. Kary says: Oh fuck.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 04:01:37 PM »

Nono I don't think so, when you get roofied you just don't get super wasted, but there are other effects like feeling sick all day next day. Yes, it is liek being drunk but 29049048948 times worst, up to the point where you think about taking the person to the hospital.

Quote from: IDE on Apr 12, 2008, 11:26:04 AM

Wait what? Did this moving out end in a peruvian knife fight?

Non, he punched a mirror that was next to me and shit flew everywhere, one of the pieces hit me in the chest and that's when I started bleeding. He was bleeding too(a piece hit him in between his eyes) and when the police came and asked me if i was ok and if i needed to be taken to thehospital, i said no thanks im ok, and he said "she doesnt want to go cause that's MY blood in her chest" HAHAHA. i SHOULD HAVE gone to the hospital, he would have gotten his ass handled to him on a platter.
Anyways, he still owes me half of the month's rent, so either he pays me that money or I'll get him fired from A&F (i know some shit that can get him fired ASAP, not to mention that i got him that job to start with)

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 04:23:37 PM »

Wow, what a guy.

I've taken roofies before and never felt sick the next day. I just got really fucked up and food tasted really good the next day too.

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 07:47:55 PM »

Why'd you take roofies, IDE? Wanted to see what it was like for the girls? :p

That suuucks, Faye. You should have gone to the hospital, maybe they'd have added that to his fines.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 08:03:32 PM »

Peeshaw!

I took roofies cause they were delicious and got you wasted. That was along time ago though. One of my friends got addicted to them and it was sad to see his life go to shit over it. All of these supposed "date rape" drugs are fine recreational narcotics that were misused by d-bags. It's like saying "Why'd you get a gun IDE? Gonna kill someone with it?" When all I wanted to do was enjoy some duck hunting.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 11:20:41 PM »

Can I snicker at you when you miss a duck?

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 12:05:33 AM »

Or shoot a lawyer in the face?

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 04:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 12, 2008, 04:05:48 AM

I had a good night, until my car ran out of gas half a mile from the gas station. I had to run there, with something in my pocket, stash the thing, and then refill the tank and retreive my something before filling up.

Your bomb, Osama?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 09:21:51 PM »

A Good Humor truck full of C4!

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 10:27:36 PM »

A cigarette of an unknown plant. Imagine having to explain that to the cop, had Miami been decent enough to have cops stop to help a stranded motorist.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 19, 2008, 12:16:13 PM »

So yesterday I went to a stripclub and it was AWESOME. I want to go again! my friend is VIP there hahah kinky japanese men....

This week two awesome things happened:
I discovered that Owen fucking Wilson is in PHILLY and probably Luke too, so I have to go search for him. ooo!
I got a ticket to go see the Dalai Lama when he's in Philly, i'm SO EXCITED

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 19, 2008, 01:40:50 PM »

Owen Wilson is/was here all the time shooting for marley and me. I could've gone and found him if I wanted. I could've worked on his set but I said fuck that pill head I'd rather be out trying to advance my own career so that random peruvian chicks will be looking for me one day. Jim Carrey is gonna be down here soon shooting I love you phillip morris. Last night I was working out with some bollywood star named John Abrams whose like brad pitt over in india but over here he's just some smelly indian guy in my gym.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 19, 2008, 06:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2008, 12:16:13 PM

So yesterday I went to a stripclub and it was AWESOME. I want to go again! my friend is VIP there hahah kinky japanese men....

This week two awesome things happened:
I discovered that Owen fucking Wilson is in PHILLY and probably Luke too, so I have to go search for him. ooo!
I got a ticket to go see the Dalai Lama when he's in Philly, i'm SO EXCITED

The Dalai Lama was at FIU in 2004. He's funny as shit, though when he spoke out against Iraq, preeching peace and such, all the old cuban and white republicans left the room. So frickin rude.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 01:27:44 PM »

You mean they're not just naturally rude.

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 01:55:39 PM »

That too. I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE THIS HORRID PLACE!

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 02:47:48 PM »

Amen.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 07:50:53 PM »

Just spank Florida off and let it spit you out itself.

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 10:29:48 PM »

Then I'd end up in Cuba. I don't wanna go to the place these people ran from.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 21, 2008, 03:12:54 PM »

Maybe you'll luck out and end up on a different island. Or in the ~~jaws of a grateful shark~~ arms of a grateful mermaid.

Sam · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 21, 2008, 04:57:55 PM »

Or a manatee. They're not much to look at, but I'm sure you'll be happy.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 21, 2008, 08:13:30 PM »

Manatees are just old-school mermaids, yo.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 21, 2008, 11:16:58 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Apr 19, 2008, 06:07:41 PM

The Dalai Lama was at FIU in 2004. He's funny as shit, though when he spoke out against Iraq, preeching peace and such, all the old cuban and white republicans left the room. So frickin rude.

Fuck lot of good love and peace has got 'em...if those slick-headed peckerwoods channelled their inner Kung Lao, they might be in charge of their own country for a change instead of letting all these international imbeciles take up their cause Anonymous-style by picking on the Olympic torch bearers.

Where rude's concerned, I wouldn't have bothered listening to the pagan bastard to start with. I find it more rude when outsiders waltz unimpeded into my country and abuse the freedom we offer by bitching about us. He just got lumped in with shitballs like Ahmedinejad and Chavez. Hell, even the Holy Farter, the Poop himself, bitches about us legalizing illegals...just get yourself back to Vatican City and mind your own damn business, chief. And you can just add that impertinence to the 100 pre-existing anathemas against me and my ilk.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 22, 2008, 08:09:00 AM »

I didn't particularly want any Summer Olympics in Houston, but find it amusing that one of the reasons we were turned down was the extreme humidity level in August. So athletes can't take a little wet air, but sucking in lungsfull of poison is perfectly fine, I guess.

I'm tired of China whining about the "negative press" regarding their human rights record. Well, China, if you want to be a big showy global player in the instant info age, you need to realize that the same technology behind your new prosperity also means that everyone all over the world can find out about what used to be your country's personal closeted skeletons in a matter of seconds. Might want to learn to suck it up and deal with it, like everyone else.