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With nothing better to post after all this time...
« on: Apr 05, 2008, 04:03:17 PM »
I've wasted how ever long it took you to read this...  :happy:
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 05, 2008, 04:29:36 PM »
At least regale us with tales of women many years younger than you that you acquired with your new body.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 05, 2008, 04:39:37 PM »
Hahaha, oh IDE, you are my equivalent to "Dear Hustler"...
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 05, 2008, 05:56:51 PM »
New body?

He's become a postop trannie?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 05, 2008, 09:11:27 PM »
What kind of women is he getting then?




Oh, maybe the kind that go on Tyra or Maury and say, "He's still my husband and I still love him/her even though he steals my shoes and has better boobs than me."


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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 05, 2008, 09:47:42 PM »
New body?

He's become a postop trannie?

Like IDE I went from nerd to fit.
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 05, 2008, 11:21:52 PM »
Um, aren't I fit? Chelsey and Faye are fit too. Maybe Bernie
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 06, 2008, 01:23:42 AM »
I'm fit...When I raise my magic sword and say....BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #8 on: Apr 06, 2008, 02:15:31 AM »
Hahaha, too bad you have to deal with Skeletor and his hidden agendas... 8)

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #9 on: Apr 06, 2008, 03:00:36 AM »
I've never seen pics of Rama. Nuri and Merla are curvaceous, but the the black guys need something to drool over. But then if women were meant to look like 12 year old boys... we'd be in... SPARTA!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #10 on: Apr 06, 2008, 09:00:16 AM »


Like IDE I went from nerd to fit.
I was going to comment! you look like you've lost some weight (by the pic in your avatar) Don't lose too much weight though, you don't want your ass/boobs to shrink, like mine :'(

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #11 on: Apr 06, 2008, 11:37:08 AM »
...you mean pecs?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #12 on: Apr 06, 2008, 08:52:38 PM »
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Um, aren't I fit? Chelsey and Faye are fit too. Maybe Bernie

More walking & endurance fit - doubt I'll ever do as much lifting as I used to, unless I can train the dogs to spot me.  And yoga.  I loves me some contorting. :raiseroof:
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #14 on: Apr 06, 2008, 11:43:38 PM »
Hahaha, too bad you have to deal with Skeletor and his hidden agendas... 8)



It's ok...it usually involves something like sending me in to a dimension with giant purple polluting rabbit. 

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #15 on: Apr 07, 2008, 12:04:40 AM »
But there are the times where he doesn't do something like that.  You still have to put up with those...
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #16 on: Apr 07, 2008, 12:36:49 AM »
Well he did invite me back to his mountain to see his snake, but I just thought he was dyslexic.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #17 on: Apr 07, 2008, 12:57:19 AM »
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOO!

but the the black guys need something to drool over.

Goddammit, don't remind me.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #18 on: Apr 07, 2008, 01:25:42 AM »
This black guy the other night at the bar told me that I was the most gorgeous thing he's seen in awhile.  But then reassured me that he was not hitting on me and proceeded to ask about my boyfriend.  He was alright.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #19 on: Apr 07, 2008, 01:37:49 AM »
He's just using you to get to your boyfriend.  He's on the downlow!  I saw it on Oprah!

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #20 on: Apr 07, 2008, 05:09:34 AM »
Thuggin' love...
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #21 on: Apr 07, 2008, 06:01:24 PM »
Maybe R Kelly can join and pee on all of us.


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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #22 on: Apr 07, 2008, 09:12:43 PM »
"What-what in the butt?"
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #23 on: Apr 07, 2008, 10:28:03 PM »
Poor poor butters.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #24 on: Apr 08, 2008, 03:20:39 AM »
But then if women were meant to look like 12 year old boys... we'd be in... Asia.
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #25 on: Apr 08, 2008, 08:55:36 AM »
Welcome back.

Now where's my pie?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #26 on: Apr 09, 2008, 05:28:22 AM »
But then if women were meant to look like 12 year old boys... we'd be in... Asia.

*kick*

NO! THIS IS SPARTA!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #27 on: Apr 09, 2008, 08:59:54 AM »
Welcome back.

Now where's my pie?

It's right where you left it!
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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #28 on: Apr 10, 2008, 12:16:11 PM »
I know where you've been, Zero.  Or should I say... Jérôme!



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Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« Reply #29 on: Apr 10, 2008, 12:48:25 PM »
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