Well... he is fit with a nice haircut...

[Derrick]

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[B E C K]

Ha ha, no one's looking.

[Faye Valentine]

Read 13 times and no comment? haha I ain't looking either! 

[IDE]

It's true!

[Derrick]

I wouldn't be shocked if he was. It explains his clinging to religion and why we never see him out with his wife.

[IDE]

I wonder what the comments were like before they were disabled.

[Derrick]

Most Obama supporters cry racism when you question him, and then attack you personally. Something like that.

Move over Reverend Wright. This could be why he hasn't released anything substantial about his life prior to 2000. I don't mind, but there goes his electibility.

Hillary is probably a lesbian too, but everyone knows that.

[B E C K]

Okay, I went ahead and saw it.  I just started cracking up at "1999 you weren't a teenager."

"1999 I performed oral sex on you in the back of my limo."  What does the oral have to do with anything?  We already know guy-Clinton likes him some oral, why not Obama?  I'd be more worried about a guy who didn't like oral. 

[IDE]

It's cause merica won't accept no gay prrzdent!

[Derrick]

I wonder if anyone will claim they licked McCain's salty package at the Hanoi Heiress-Whore.

Was Paris born yet?

[Bernie AKA]

I'd be more worried about a guy who didn't like oral. 

Word.

[IDE]

I wonder if anyone will claim they licked McCain's salty package at the Hanoi Heiress-Whore.

Wasn't there a rumor that McCain regularly sucked vietdong as a POW for some reason...probably not to be killed.  Personally I'd rather die than be charlie's cum dumpster.  The only question would be do I simply refuse and be shot or do I actually allow them to insert their tiny asian penis into my mouth so I can bite it off.

[Bernie AKA]

1980's Live Aid-era joke:

Why do you want to get head from an Ethopian girl?

Because you know she'll swallow!

Amended by a buddy - "Fuck, no - she might not give it back!"

[B E C K]

Oh my god, that's horrible.