They have facebook in iraq?

[IDE]

I'm playing poker with someone named Hussein al Hassani whose from Iraq apparently.  I kind of want to talk shit to him..."You folded faster than Baghdad!","What bunker was that ace hiding under?", etc.  But I won't cause he's probably just a regular guy that wants to play poker.

[Rama]

And now that you've said that he'll break out "Oh you must be the Great Satan cause it's the only way you could have a hand that good!"

[B E C K]

Except he'll type "Great Stan" because he's the Iraqi version of Rama.

[Rama]

Accept no substitutes.