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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #90 on: Apr 20, 2008, 10:32:26 PM »
probably

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #91 on: Apr 21, 2008, 07:07:25 AM »
Definately. Try 'Interactive Male', I see those commercials every night. Fucking Hillarious. I'd do it, but I'd laugh too much.

AND THEN... HAHAHAHAHA, I'D PUT IT IN.... BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO FUCKING GAY!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #92 on: Apr 21, 2008, 08:17:31 PM »
We want to see you back here posting about how you made $320 for talking on the phone for ten hours.  Remember, it's not gay if you're a top.  Not that that's necessarily true, but just remember it.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #93 on: Apr 22, 2008, 08:51:16 PM »


They give you what for free? Theres no universal or islands of adventure down there is there?
Hmm no but they have amazing natural reserves/parks like Xel Ha and X'caret.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #94 on: Apr 22, 2008, 08:51:40 PM »
We want to see you back here posting about how you made $320 for talking on the phone for ten hours.  Remember, it's not gay if you're a top.  Not that that's necessarily true, but just remember it.

I thought that the rule was, it isn't gay unless the balls touch?

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #95 on: Apr 22, 2008, 11:06:24 PM »
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #96 on: Apr 22, 2008, 11:16:03 PM »
Electroballatism?

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #97 on: Apr 23, 2008, 12:15:24 AM »
Never even in that circumstance.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #98 on: Apr 23, 2008, 09:23:31 AM »
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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #99 on: Apr 23, 2008, 11:06:59 AM »
If I am ever in bed with 2 other people, they're both women. No exceptions.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #100 on: Apr 23, 2008, 05:26:35 PM »
Put a piece of plastic in between.  Like a sneeze-guard.  Not gay!

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #101 on: Apr 23, 2008, 05:33:19 PM »
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?

One in the ass, one in the hoohah?

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #102 on: Apr 23, 2008, 05:55:41 PM »
That makes it sound like you're talking about his ass and hoohah, in which case this thread got weird.  The world's a better place with a ball sneeze-guard.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #103 on: Apr 24, 2008, 02:20:31 AM »
With all this ball sneeze guard talk, I'm shocked no one has made a Tossin the Salad joke yet.

I think you guys are slipping in your old age.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #104 on: Apr 24, 2008, 11:42:44 AM »
You could've made one, old man.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #105 on: Apr 24, 2008, 01:02:07 PM »
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?

One in the ass, one in the hoohah?
If I am ever in bed with 2 other people, they're both women. No exceptions.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #106 on: Apr 25, 2008, 12:32:59 AM »
You could've made one, old man.

Eh...I was going too, but found it easier to redirect the blame on you guys.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #107 on: Apr 26, 2008, 08:12:34 AM »
With all this ball sneeze guard talk, I'm shocked no one has made a Tossin the Salad joke yet.

I think you guys are slipping in your old age.

This is the second time you mentioned this tossing the salad thing. (ooo I remember very well the first time you did). Do you like it??????

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #108 on: Apr 27, 2008, 12:48:12 AM »
The 2nd time in like...the 9 years I've been coming to this place. Yep, must be a freudian thing.

But to answer your question. I love it!

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #109 on: Apr 29, 2008, 08:51:37 PM »
nonono, the last time before this one was last year. ooo i remember it well for it was the first time i learned of the real meaning of such a mean combination of words

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #110 on: Apr 29, 2008, 10:33:26 PM »
LOL! I was actually wondering if you knew for sure what it meant this time.

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Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2008, 08:14:36 PM »
Unfortunately I do :razz: :P