Author Topic: Don't think I have a job anymore (Read 31010 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 12:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 05, 2008, 09:29:26 AM

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 12:09:16 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?

And, I've been a waitress for over five years so I hate customers with a passion. People who eat in restaurants are the worse at thinking that they're entitled to getting whatever they want. I have a million fucking stories. My favorites are the people who complain after they eat everything and they looked at the bill. Hey, I checked on you like three times and you couldn't have said anything then? Fucking pay your bill and leave!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 12:39:49 PM »

There's always gay phone sex, if you're a good actor. Really. Beats sitting around naked in one position in a drafty studio while scruffy art students immortalize one with charcoal pencils.

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 01:19:02 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 06, 2008, 12:37:19 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 05, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 12:09:16 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?

He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 05:18:57 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 06, 2008, 01:19:02 PM

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 06, 2008, 12:37:19 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Feb 05, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 12:09:16 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?

Exactly.

He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 06, 2008, 10:09:57 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 06, 2008, 01:19:02 PM

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 06, 2008, 12:37:19 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Feb 05, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 12:09:16 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?

He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.

Oh, I thought he was saying that Doug would do happy endings for free.

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Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 08:16:29 AM »

no worries.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 07, 2008, 08:20:43 AM »

Be Happy!

The D · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 10:23:46 AM »

LOL.

I had a feeling this MAY happen, but I thought there was a low chance of it.

They want me back again. They're still short drivers.

It's not that they're short drivers, it's that they're too stupid to realize that they have too wide a coverage area and too many customers for one store. Too much demand, not enough supply. A factory can only handle a certain capacity before it either needs to be expanded or another one has to be built. Business 101. Didn't these fags ever go to business school?

Hungry Howies also is desparate for drivers.

So this is what I'm going to do: Go back to my old job, apply at Howies, get the job at Howies, and then quit my old job. It's easier to get the new job if I'm still working at my old.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 10:41:02 AM »

I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 05:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 10:41:02 AM

I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.

OH SNAP! That would make them awfully sore!

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It's not that they're short drivers...

Hehe, midgets delivering pizzas.

Derrick · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 06:37:14 PM »

I would pay extra for a midget to deliver my Pizza.

I WOULD!

IDE · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 07:17:43 PM »

I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 07:25:02 PM »

Mushroom Pizza?

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 09:11:29 PM »

of course

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 10:25:00 PM »

CASH!

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 10:50:29 PM »

Shit is sooo cash

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 10:55:04 PM »

Let's just hope Donkey Kong doesn't order a pizza.

The D · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 11:51:20 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 10:41:02 AM

I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.

That's why they called me in... another driver quit like that.. ha ha.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 09:12:09 AM »

Make sure you don't take any shit from that new manager. In fact if he even looks at your wrong threaten to walk out. Haze the shit out of him.

"Jim, I'm a little busy over here could you go ahead and bring me a coke?"

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 10:24:53 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 07:17:43 PM

I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.

What about two midgets, one stacked on top of another, posing as a full-heighted person? That'd be pretty sweet, too.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 10:49:33 PM »

So did D quit?

The D · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:03:23 PM »

Not yet.

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:31:41 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 12, 2008, 10:24:53 PM

Quote from: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 07:17:43 PM
I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.

What about two midgets, one stacked on top of another, posing as a full-heighted person? That'd be pretty sweet, too.

If they're not dressed up as the mario bros. One would have to slide the other one across the floor on his face like this:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:32:55 PM »

EWWWo shit! thank GOD we can't see his face afterwards! poor thingggg

tomduo · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 16, 2008, 08:50:16 PM »

I just peed.

The D · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 12:30:45 PM »

and I still work there! Miracle!

IDE · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 01:03:38 PM »

/facepalm

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 23, 2008, 10:05:59 PM »

/facetable

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 25, 2008, 01:11:05 AM »

/facethemusic

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 25, 2008, 09:37:40 AM »

He will be saying this 5 years from now.

Believe it.