Author Topic: HILLARY LOSES BY 15%! (Read 11763 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 06:02:21 PM »

I mean it was like short little bursts of kissing and hardly any tongue. She either wasn't into me (which doesn't make sense because she wanted me to stay the night), is a god girl, or wanted...well, no she kept trying to give me money for everything but I wouldn't take it. Finally after dinner I took 50$ from her, but then I left the 50 with the note.

And of course I wrote that note. If you wanna cuddle buy a teddy bear.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 11:58:32 AM »

Maybe it was bad timing and she had her period. That has happened to me before, and damnit i've hated it. Its not like she would just blurt it out right? "I wanted to fuck you tonight but I have my period right now!" no.

Talking about tongue, I broke my damn tongue piercing yet AGAIN. these acrylic beads suck. And I can't put on a metal one cause that would just crack my teeth!

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 12:50:56 PM »

That sucks the top of mine is black pearl and the bottom is black acrylic. I miss my onyx ones though. I wonder if I can order those.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 01:37:46 PM »

black PEARL? like, a real pearl? what??

IDE · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 01:51:04 PM »

Yeah like a real black pearl but its set in metal its not a ball.

Bitch · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 09:35:52 PM »

IDE would have a tongue piercing.

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 09:58:17 PM »

Sexually speaking its like having your tongue wield a light saber.

Bitch · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 10:15:20 PM »

I've heard that it doesn't really do anything.

IDE · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 11:08:40 PM »

Well much in the same way that a light saber is useless when not in the hands of a jedi so it is also with tongue rings.

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 05:04:07 AM »

o.o;

I don't have one, and I've never heard complaints. What I wanna try is the tongue vibrator thingy that runs on batteries. It might be too much, though.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 01:14:52 PM »

batteries? How uncivilized.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 03:31:56 PM »

How many Jedi out there have tongue rings though?

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 04:26:20 PM »

Cade Skywalker for one.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 06:06:38 PM »

A friend of mine bought a tongue stud from a pawn shop (they were all unused) but it was too long so she couldn't talk very well. She sounded like the kid from Christmas Story who got his tongue stuck to the flagpole. Then she couldn't get the stud out so she kept going "ITH THUCK! ITH THUCK!"" (It's stuck). Though later she when she was at work, she was showing somebody how big it was and wound up breaking it when she bent it.

Moral of the story: Don't buy cheap body jewelry.

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 06:51:59 PM »

or from a pawn shop.

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 07:11:32 PM »

Don't buy anything from a Pawn Shop.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 14, 2008, 07:19:01 PM »

Have you ever been to that club called pawn shop?

Derrick · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 05:05:52 AM »

Isn't Dave Navarro playing there? It's a bit too ghetto for me, though.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 12:26:44 PM »

I don't know I've never been.

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 01:35:49 PM »

I've heard bad things, but then I tend to visit bars more than clubs.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 04:24:33 PM »

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A friend of mine bought a tongue stud from a pawn shop (they were all unused)

How did she know for sure?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 06:10:23 PM »

I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention.

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 07:13:53 PM »

Does she have hepatitis? Its emergence after would be a good indicator.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 08:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Bitch on Jan 13, 2008, 10:15:20 PM

I've heard that it doesn't really do anything.

It doesn't