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B E C K · « **on:** Jan 03, 2008, 01:41:37 PM »

Because this stuff didn't really need three different threads:

** It is actually very fitting to watch <a href="

>the otters holding hands[/url] to "Shine" by Muse. It was a complete accident that I did that, but even Merla agreed how appropriate it was. If you don't have the song or don't feel like looking for it, try it with other slow paced songs. Also funny with "Heartbeats" by the Knife, "Hold Me Now", and "I Will Always Love You" (especially if you time it correctly, though "Shine" works with no timing at all). Even works with the vid's audio just slightly unmuted.

** Altered Redbook cover of Faith Hill animated gif. It's kinda cool to look at it and try to spot what was changed. I will concede they needed to touch up those bags under her eyes and perhaps those crows' feet, but having half her back and her hand deemed inappropriate is just a bit silly.

** http://feministing.com/I actually found this one through the Faith Hill comments in the previous link. But it has a some funny stuff (even though humor's clearly not the aim of the site). PETA tries protesting KFC with sex dolls? Vagina Monologues becomes Hoohah Monologues? Wal-mart selling panties to juniors that read "Who needs credit cards..." on the crotch? This place is chockful of interesting shit. And I love the site's logo.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 02:02:37 PM »

I like this article too, via feministing, The downside of 'vajayjay'. And you don't have to even read this one, just look at the picture!

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 06:42:53 PM »

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Yeah, jeez, how offensive it is to have to explain what a vagina is. Just a thought—if this woman’s niece is old enough to ask about the marquee, than perhaps it’s time she knows what a vagina is.

Well if she owns a vagina, she SHOULD be told what it is. And I would really love to hunt this woman down and kick her upside the head. Hard enough to detach said head from neck.

And I already boycott Walmart, so they can go kiss my ass.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 12:00:20 AM »

Those otters!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 12:31:17 AM »

The credit cards thing was a riot. It got a thread all its own a couple weeks ago on the BONR.

Heh...the Hoohah Monologues. IDE probably has some contributions to make therein....

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 12:27:12 PM »

That's ridiculous about the Vagina Monologues. It's the scientific name for a human body part and Heaven forbid that a young girl knows that she owns one. Though I guess if she does, she'll want to have unprotected sex with a bunch of random guys and get knocked up before she's 16.

I've seen some pretty disturbing underwear marketed at juniors at a bunch of places. I remember seeing a padded push-up bra at Limited Too once. WTF??

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 06:40:01 PM »

HAHAAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? those dumb little bitches should get the victoria secret enhancers yo. haha jk. goddamn. this reminds me of the incredibly FUCKED UP movied "Thirteen"

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 07:33:25 PM »

That movie was sooo fucked up but I love Jeremy Sisto! Okay, not related but I love him.

I'd smack my daughter across the face if she acted like the girls in that movie. Then send her to a nunnery just for shits.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 10:00:04 PM »

I saw the cover for that dvd and decided against watching it.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 05:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2008, 06:40:01 PM

HAHAAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? those dumb little bitches should get the victoria secret enhancers yo. haha jk. goddamn. this reminds me of the incredibly FUCKED UP movied "Thirteen"

I wanted to kick the shit out of those little hos. What was even more fucked up imo is that one of the young girls that stars in it (the "bad" one, tho they were both bad, but whatever) wrote it and based it on some of her actual experiences. Messed up.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 06:11:25 PM »

Holla Back New York City. The ones that really get me are when the harassers are asking little girls where they live. BLARG.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 10:44:37 PM »

I'd have smashed that subway pervs face in if I was a bystander on that train. The bitch crying about the guy reading playboy in front of her needs to let it go and shave her armpits. That guy wasn't doing anything wrong.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 06, 2008, 06:39:40 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 05, 2008, 05:11:39 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2008, 06:40:01 PM
HAHAAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? those dumb little bitches should get the victoria secret enhancers yo. haha jk. goddamn. this reminds me of the incredibly FUCKED UP movied "Thirteen"

I wanted to kick the shit out of those little hos. What was even more fucked up imo is that one of the young girls that stars in it (the "bad" one, tho they were both bad, but whatever) wrote it and based it on some of her actual experiences. Messed up.

O YEAH I read that too! I know if my daughter starts to act like that, I'm going to send her to a convent. I won't allow her to wear makeup either until she's like what, 17?

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 06, 2008, 09:10:18 PM »

Theres no way the gods would disgrace my line with daughters! If they did they would be fell lasses who slew the guys they banged the night before thus never allowing for the besmirchment of my name.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 02:53:52 AM »

Until you expect purity from boys don't expect it from girls. (Which'll be next Sunday from never.) My God, it's like one of my uncles who was ranting to my aunt about how she embarrasses him because she had sex before their marriage. Like thirty years ago! Get over it.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 05:18:00 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 02:53:52 AM

Until you expect purity from boys don't expect it from girls. (Which'll be next Sunday from never.) My God, it's like one of my uncles who was ranting to my aunt about how she embarrasses him because she had sex before their marriage. Like thirty years ago! Get over it.

Is that the Psycho uncle?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 08:38:16 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 02:53:52 AM

Until you expect purity from boys don't expect it from girls. (Which'll be next Sunday from never.) My God, it's like one of my uncles who was ranting to my aunt about how she embarrasses him because she had sex before their marriage. Like thirty years ago! Get over it.

He's just jealous he was a virgin till he got married and she wasn't! guys are like that

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 09:09:58 PM »

I know I'd be pissed if I missed out on highschool sex and my wife didn't.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 09:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 07, 2008, 05:18:00 AM

Is that the Psycho uncle?

Nah, drunk useless uncle.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 01:08:47 PM »

If someone grabbed my hand and put it on his erection, I'd either laugh and ask loudly if it got bigger when it was hard or reach down and back, twist and S-Q-U-E-E-Z-E!!!!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 07:45:55 PM »

O.O;;

*zip*

The D · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 09:42:27 PM »

These pussy ass women let guys grope them and don't beat the shit out of them? I especially like the one whining about the guy masturbating on the train. Just tell the fucker to stop, and if he doesn't, kick him in the nuts. Easy as pie.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 09:58:05 PM »

Go to canada's hollaback there are some funny ones there. I mean its not funny if a little girl gets molested but a lot of the other shit is funny. The men's behavior, the women's reactions/whining about it is comedy gold. Is there anything on that site about why this kind of thing happens? I mean this kind of shit is happening all over the world. Do these chicks think that its just a coincidence? Like this sort of shit just spread by word of mouth? Man just walked out of the jungle like what? 10,000 years ago? It seems like there is something instinctual going on here but I bet not one woman wants to admit or even consider that.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 01:07:56 PM »

I for one would not sit silently if some dude rubbed my va-jay-jay on a train. I'd put his head through one of those rings you hold onto when there are no seats.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 02:20:51 PM »

See that makes sense. Not this "I was mortified! I couldn't speak!" crap.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 11:07:20 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Jan 10, 2008, 01:07:56 PM

I for one would not sit silently if some dude rubbed my va-jay-jay on a train. I'd put his head through one of those rings you hold onto when there are no seats.

EXACTLY. What the f-- is wrong with these women, that's DISGUSTING.

Bitch · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 08:59:29 AM »

A lot of girls are told to just get away cause there's nothing anyone can do about it. But in most cases, if you react with violence, the guy harassing you gets trouble.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 10:06:18 AM »

Or the guy harassing you bashes your head in or follows you home and rapes you. Come on. Guys being physically stronger than most chicks is a huger factor that I think you people are considering. Shit, I don't want to be punched in the face.

And there IS a point where you are so mortified or shocked you can't speak or react. Don't be silly and act like it doesn't exist just because you're lucky enough to not be of that party. I know LOADS of people like that and I was very much like that when I was younger. Even sometimes today people will say or do something and I'll be enraged "wtf, wait you just insulted me!" and it'll be like ten minutes later with the room all empty. About ten or so years ago some guy rubbed my ass and I didn't even realize it until he had turned and walked away. And I was all, ftw, what the hell just happened?

Quote from: IDE on Jan 08, 2008, 09:58:05 PM

Go to canada's hollaback there are some funny ones there. I mean its not funny if a little girl gets molested but a lot of the other shit is funny. The men's behavior, the women's reactions/whining about it is comedy gold. Is there anything on that site about why this kind of thing happens? I mean this kind of shit is happening all over the world. Do these chicks think that its just a coincidence? Like this sort of shit just spread by word of mouth? Man just walked out of the jungle like what? 10,000 years ago? It seems like there is something instinctual going on here but I bet not one woman wants to admit or even consider that.

Dude, what? Did you just say that the women being groped should deal with it because it's instinctual for men? Or am I misreading you completely?

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 12:09:03 PM »

By no means do I think they should have to deal with it or that it should be excused because of this. I'm just saying thats possibly why its going on. I'm saying that you should probably get loud like you're disciplining a wild bear thats wandered into your camp site rather than be quiet and let the bear hump your leg.

It seems that they want to dismiss all of this bizzare communication all over the world with "they're just jerks" or "they're sickos" and while those labels fit I think there could be something even weirder going on. I don't know I guess its just interesting to me because its part of my field of study. I could never think of anything to do a thesis on but if I'd thought of this I might have stayed in school.

But yeah I'm not defending this I would just want to study it and run chi square analysis, t tests, etc.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 12:24:56 PM »

Well that certainly is what's going on but the point is somebody, in most cases someone minding their own business and going about their day, shouldn't have to discipline another human-- an adult stranger-- like they would a "wild bear". We live in a civilized society. If those pervos want to touch boob and vag, there are plenty of hos and skanks they can pay for the privilege.