Author Topic: Who do you think is the hottest actresses? (Read 9519 times)

The D · « **on:** Jan 02, 2008, 08:56:48 PM »

Since I seem to have the reputation of lusting after underaged girls around here, I think the best way of clearing my reputation is by having lots of hot wild sex with some famous actress or musician and then spilling all the beans about our wild affair to any tabloid that will pay me thousands of dollars to hear the story. But which star?

Tell me what female stars you think are hot.

Off the top of my head:

Jessica Alba, after seeing her in Sin City (and being seriously disappointed she didn't get naked for that movie)
Christina Ricci, after Sleepy Hollow. Black Snake MOOOOAAANNN!!!
Winona Rider after I saw her in Mr Deeds. She can steal my heart any day, hur hur.
Kiera Knightly after seeing the King Arthur movie.
Natalie Portman.... after St*r WarzzZZ of course.
The Olsen Twins, maybe... at least the one that's not on drugs.
NOT Britney Spears... I'd take her at the beginning of her career, but she scares me now.

There's probably lots I'm missing.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 02, 2008, 09:16:16 PM »

When I was a young nerd I pledged my soul to the norse gods in exchange for this body so that I might one day track down and plow claire danes.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 05:18:55 AM »

Shouldn't that be "are the hottest actresses?"

None of those do a thing for me except possibly Winona Ryder. I don't like Alba, I think I've already made that known, and the others are cute and attractive, but not hot to me.

Francoise Yip (Though I have seen her in nothing these days...)
Milla Jovovich (Ultraviolet stunk but she looked great in every shot)
Nat Tena (Tonks!)
Tia Carerre
Kelly Hu
Rebecca Romijn (I find her hotter as Alexis Meade in Ugly Betty than I did in X2, go fig)
Gong Li
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Jada Pinkett Smith (She looked gorgeous in Collateral)
Zhang Ziyi (Thanks, Bernie)
Scarlett Johansson
Vanessa L. Williams
Rachael Taylor (the blonde from Transformers)
Gina Gershon

My crush on Angelina Jolie was retired when she soiled herself with Brad Pitt's manseed.

When I was younger, I was all about Sharon Stone, Kathleen Turner, and Demi Moore.

Bitch · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 10:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 02, 2008, 08:56:48 PM

NOT Britney Spears... I'd take her at the beginning of her career, but she scares me now.

Britney was twelve at the beginning of her career and sixteen when she started singing. You lose!

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 12:37:28 PM »

What you mean...that's just how he likes them.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 01:07:28 PM »

He was especially ready to leap on her fresh from her stint on the Mickey Mouse Club.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 06:27:47 PM »

Quote from: Bitch on Jan 03, 2008, 10:56:43 AM

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 02, 2008, 08:56:48 PM

NOT Britney Spears... I'd take her at the beginning of her career, but she scares me now.

Britney was twelve at the beginning of her career and sixteen when she started singing. You lose!

The Mickey Mouse club isn't a "career" and I meant her first CD, which I thought she was 18 or so when it came out.[/list]

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 07:35:34 PM »

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I thought she was 18

That's what they all say.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 08:36:21 PM »

Meghan Fox from the Transformers movie. I'd hit that. Hell yeah I would. She's got to be at least 20.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 11:54:00 PM »

Funny how most of the girls that D like look like they are 12... Not a good way of defending yourself!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 08:03:32 AM »

Ha, I was just thinking that, too.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 03:59:26 PM »

Kate Winslet
Zooey Deschanel
Two more votes for Salma Hayak & Zhang Ziyi
Honorable mentions to Moira Kelly, Mariska Hargitay & Billie Piper

And since I admire the grass on both sides of the fence....

Kyle McLachlan
John Cusack
Alan Cumming
Alan Rickman (a voice has no age!)

Honorables to Hugo Weaving, Craig Parker and Jason Isaacs, though I prefer the latter two in long blonde wigs.

Sam · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 04:20:16 PM »

To add to the list:

Rachel Leigh Cook
Julia Stiles

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 08:19:23 PM »

JOHK CUSACK?!?!?

Sam, Julia Stiles is way too white trash. Come on now.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 09:27:40 PM »

I can't think of a whole lotta dudes I like. Not that I never notice dudes, I just note the ladies more. I'll second Jason Isaacs and Rickman's voice. I used to be partial to Russell Wong. And young Dolph Lundgren. And Jared Leto's hot. Oh and Hugh Jackman. I could just hug him! I still kinda like Jonathan Rhys Meyers, too bad he's a little drunkard.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 12:28:24 AM »

O Jared Leto is SOOO HOT! especially with his black eyeliner HMM. I saw him ONCE, like 3 or 4 years. I was in the Benetton store here in Center City, and I was leaving the store and he was getting in. Hmm If only I would have reacted faster I could have kidnapped him!

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 12:38:32 PM »

Now some other crazy will have to do it instead.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 12:44:02 PM »

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JOHK CUSACK?!?!?

No, John. Johk is the Norwegian cousin.

I'm thinking "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." Cute can be hot, and he was adorable when the Lady Chablis was grabbing his butt while they were dancing.

And yeah, Jared Leto is nice in eyeliner. You know me and guys with eyeliner.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 06:22:24 PM »

Me toooo!

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 07:33:51 PM »

Eh... depends.

Sunny Leone is insanely hot.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 11:20:53 PM »

Does anyone thinks that Tila Tequila girl is hot? I think she's fugly. She's like a big breasted/muscular midget

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 01:08:12 AM »

I agree

Sam · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 10:13:10 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 10, 2008, 11:20:53 PM

Does anyone thinks that Tila Tequila girl is hot? I think she's fugly. She's like a big breasted/muscular midget

Who?

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 10:50:41 AM »

Apparently some chick that poses nekkid and makes music that's popular on MySpace and has been on TV. To be honest, the first time I ever heard of her was yesterday as a fashion mistake in some celebrity rag.

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IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 12:42:17 PM »

I thought her only claim to fame was having the most friends on myspace. Which must be some sort of racial trait that asians have because even back on friendster there were always philipino chicks trying to be my friend.

Sam · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 03:31:58 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 11, 2008, 10:50:41 AM

Apparently some chick that poses nekkid and makes music that's popular on MySpace and has been on TV. To be honest, the first time I ever heard of her was yesterday as a fashion mistake in some celebrity rag.

Upon further examination, she's...ok? I guess? She has breasts that are too large for her body and a squished face.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 04:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Jan 11, 2008, 03:31:58 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 11, 2008, 10:50:41 AM
Apparently some chick that poses nekkid and makes music that's popular on MySpace and has been on TV. To be honest, the first time I ever heard of her was yesterday as a fashion mistake in some celebrity rag.

Upon further examination, she's...ok? I guess? She has breasts that are too large for her body and a squished face.

Agreed.

After watching the 3rd Lost season, the actresses that play Sun, Kate, and Claire are all hotties.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 08:14:47 PM »

None of the chicks on Lost really float my boat. Sawyer and Jack should totally do each other tho. He should make Jack cry. It wouldn't be difficult to do.

Quote from: IDE on Jan 11, 2008, 12:42:17 PM

I thought her only claim to fame was having the most friends on myspace. Which must be some sort of racial trait that asians have because even back on friendster there were always philipino chicks trying to be my friend.

Apparently she had/has some slutty-ass show on MTV where dudes and chicks vie for her affections. And supposedly, the winner gets the prize of never being called again after the show is over.

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 12:27:02 AM »

Yeah I know she got that horribl tv show but I think her myspace popularity is what got her noticed in the first place.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 04:09:39 PM »

Probably cause she showed her boobs in all her pics