Author Topic: What a great post-holiday diet! (Read 3922 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Jan 02, 2008, 10:49:48 AM »

Lemon yogurt
Flat sugar-free ginger ale
Applesauce
Dry toast
Peppermint tea

The very effective post-stomach flu miracle diet!

Wipes out weeks of indulgence in 24 hours!

All kidding aside, wash your fluffy little paws and often, folks. I had it Saturday night/Sunday, Eddie is home with it today, and the above is still all I can eat without getting queasy. It has cornholed the office; at least 4 or 5 people out in every department.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 02, 2008, 03:29:03 PM »

I wonder if they're still selling $10 shots...

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 02, 2008, 06:37:32 PM »

That sucks.

I have enough problems with my exploding ear. If I caught the flew on top of that I'd be pissed.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 03, 2008, 05:37:29 AM »

If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?

You've made me hungry for applesauce anyway.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 12:31:09 PM »

I had that flu right before Thanksgiving. Worse day of my life.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 05:40:08 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 03, 2008, 05:37:29 AM

If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 07:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2008, 05:40:08 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 03, 2008, 05:37:29 AM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!

It's great for staying skinny, though.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM »

If I want to drop excess water weight I just drink raw milk.

Max Con · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 04, 2008, 10:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2008, 05:40:08 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 03, 2008, 05:37:29 AM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!

I don't think that's possible.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 02:33:48 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM

If I want to drop excess water weight I just drink raw milk.

What's the difference between raw milk and just plain milk? Also, I'm lactose intolerant. Not terribly, but milk is pretty ackie to me.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 03:23:48 PM »

Yeah when I say raw I mean milk with lactose in it. I'm lactose intolerant too. What happens to you if you drink raw milk?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 06:48:57 PM »

I don't know what I'm doing, but sometimes my body "decides" to be lactose intolerant. I drink milk and eat ice cream and cheese fine. (Though I only eat cheese with macaroni or rice.) Then sometimes it's like I've imbibed poison and when the less pleasant end isn't a volcano, I'm curled up in a fetal position in pain. I don't get it. I imagine it has to be something I'm doing. It's all the same stuff by the way. It's not like I switch milks or open a new gallon that gives me the perpetual shits or something. I'm not in the habit of switching up the types of stuff I eat very often either.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 10:35:27 PM »

Perpetual shits are a great way to accentuate your abs for spring break!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 06, 2008, 12:50:09 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 05, 2008, 06:48:57 PM

I don't know what I'm doing, but sometimes my body "decides" to be lactose intolerant. I drink milk and eat ice cream and cheese fine. (Though I only eat cheese with macaroni or rice.) Then sometimes it's like I've imbibed poison and when the less pleasant end isn't a volcano, I'm curled up in a fetal position in pain. I don't get it. I imagine it has to be something I'm doing. It's all the same stuff by the way. It's not like I switch milks or open a new gallon that gives me the perpetual shits or something. I'm not in the habit of switching up the types of stuff I eat very often either.

I'm the same way! I can eat some cheese and some ice cream but milk makes me want to vomit the second it hits my stomach. I also just don't like the taste of it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 06, 2008, 06:25:58 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2008, 07:26:04 PM

It's great for staying skinny, though.

Not for me. I'm already getting shit from everyone for having lost ""so much weight". I want my boobs back, damnit

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 06, 2008, 08:17:37 PM »

Psht, if you were a real woman, you'd get implants. You might wanna get some collagen in those lips, they're starting to sag.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 04:12:30 PM »

Nuri....

That made my day, and a rotten day it's been. Spent an hour with some other people trying to catch a loose beagle in the parking garage. Collar, tags, the whole works, so someone should be able to find the owner, IF they can catch him. He finally ran out into the field next to the garage, and last I saw some people from a nearby vet clinic were chasing him, so good lock to them. He was getting pretty tired by then.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 07, 2008, 08:28:05 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 06, 2008, 08:17:37 PM

Psht, if you were a real woman, you'd get implants. You might wanna get some collagen in those lips, they're starting to sag.

Excuse me but although my boobs are smaller, they aren't saggy! my lips arent saggy either!

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 07:47:21 PM »

I dunno, men enjoy nice full lips and a bountiful chest.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 11:19:59 PM »

I have both! well at least the lips. THe boobs hey are still down to 34b, and it's kind of depressing me :-(

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 12:48:05 PM »

Do they look like these 34 Bs but without the nipple warmers?

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Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 11, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »

Eh, maybe. Those could use some maitenence.

Kary's are As, but they're nice and plump with no sagging. This one chick I nailed looked like she had nice ones, in highschool, until she took her bra off. They had stretch marks, and it was not appetizing. Now I realize I like smaller ones. They're dreamy ^^

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 04:11:32 PM »

EWWW NO!
Mine are all perky. Gorgeous

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 08:32:33 PM »

Pics?

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 12, 2008, 08:58:56 PM »

hivemind

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 11:51:15 AM »

Besides the ones from myspace??? those are as slutty as they can get, and I even feel im pushing it a little

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 13, 2008, 08:19:45 PM »

*checks your Myspace*

you could show more.