Author Topic: Happy Birthday Chelsea (Read 14450 times)

IDE · « **on:** Dec 17, 2007, 10:48:17 PM »

Print out and present this post for one free cunnilingus session!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 18, 2007, 01:38:20 AM »

Chelsey.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 18, 2007, 10:57:32 AM »

Who the fuck is Chelsea?

My birthday is on Thursday, but you're the first to wish me a happy one.

*Prints out post and looks up Greyhound bus schedules* My boyfriend can never know.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 18, 2007, 12:13:26 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Dec 18, 2007, 10:57:32 AM

Who the fuck is Chelsea?

I dunno but you can use her coupon.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 12:53:19 AM »

You should save it and wait until double coupon day.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 09:05:17 AM »

And get the mail-in rebate form as well.

Happy Birthday!

Sam · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 11:14:18 AM »

He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.

Merla · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 02:07:30 PM »

Happy Birthday!!!

Sam can give you your b-day spankings.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 03:55:02 PM »

double coupon and a rebate!?

My lower jaw will cramp.

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 19, 2007, 05:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Lady Merla Weller on Dec 19, 2007, 02:07:30 PM

Happy Birthday!!!

Sam can give you your b-day spankings.

It's true. I probably am the closest one.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 11:12:54 AM »

Thanks everyone!

I'm having birthday cake for breakfast.

Sam · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 11:42:04 AM »

And spankings for dessert.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 01:22:14 PM »

Quote

My lower jaw will cramp.

Dude, perfect the gentle suckling technique - much easier on the jaw.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 02:16:10 PM »

You'll have to give me pointers Bernie :3

BTW which one is you in the picture?

Bitch · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 02:25:46 PM »

She's the redhead. <3

Happy birthday, Chelsey!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 02:27:56 PM »

The redhead on the right. That's our regular server at the pub we frequent on the left; photo taken on St. Paddy's Day 2007, so I was only 45 at the time.

Doesn't she have great cans? Getting greater by the day since she's 3 months preggers. (.)(.)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 06:25:24 PM »

Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 06:50:21 PM »

I saw a "Chelsea" on the news and was all "Hey, she could redeem the coupon!"

Quote from: Sam on Dec 19, 2007, 11:14:18 AM

He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.

And then if you do, he'll probably take six to eight months mailing the cheque to you.

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 08:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 20, 2007, 06:25:24 PM

Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it

As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 21, 2007, 08:11:52 AM »

Thank you, Faye. People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 21, 2007, 11:39:00 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 20, 2007, 08:00:46 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Dec 20, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it

As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.

That's the only way to go if you want herpes. It's about quality.

The D · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 21, 2007, 12:55:22 PM »

Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 22, 2007, 03:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Dec 21, 2007, 08:11:52 AM

Thank you, Faye. People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall.

Aww! For me it works the other way. This guy I used to date didn't want me to wear high heels because I would look as tall as he ( I'm 5'8 but with high heels i go up to 6 or 6'1. And I aaalways wear high heels)

Bitch · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 22, 2007, 08:04:06 PM »

I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 23, 2007, 02:03:56 AM »

Oh that was you? Sorry.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 23, 2007, 05:41:54 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Dec 21, 2007, 12:55:22 PM

Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/

Because it's tied back? Nevermind that, are you really looking at her hair? Hello? Bueller?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 23, 2007, 10:21:41 AM »

Quote from: Bitch on Dec 22, 2007, 08:04:06 PM

I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen.

Seriously? Do they really do that???

Bitch · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 23, 2007, 12:21:02 PM »

Well, it happened once. I cried.

But then, I was wearing clunky heeled boots and a big sweater. Most of the time they see my boobs as confirmation of my gender.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 23, 2007, 10:48:49 PM »

They are like the female Adam's apple.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 24, 2007, 05:25:21 PM »

Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.