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Am I safe anymore?
« on: Dec 14, 2007, 12:19:43 AM »
Last night I heard that one of the other drivers was robbed while stopping at an apartment complex to drop off food. 5 minutes after I hear this I see three police cars go driving past our store at high speed even though the robbery was 4-5 miles away... weren't there any closer officers?

It was unarmed robbery though, a gang of teenage black guys in puffy coats jumped him and started swinging on him for no reason. The fags only took $40 bucks from him. I guess $40 is worth a few years in prison. And then this one co-worker at the end of the day was like "You know that apartment complex used to be a nice place, but you know why it's going to hell? Niggers. They're all over the place now, they're moving in, invading, taking over the place." and the other co-workers were laughing about it.  ::)

It's crazy because it seems like every apartment complex around here is getting security guards, fences, entrance gates. And we're about as far from Detroit as you can get, we're one of the last suburbs before you hit the farms. You drive 10 miles away and it's all cows and shit. But since housing around here's so cheap compared to the cities around us who have very high housing rates, we get all the poor people. Half the townhouses around here are low-income government subsidized, AKA projects or ghettos, the places they sweep all the poor black people into who are doing 2 jobs yet still can't afford rent (yet I can afford rent on my one job... maybe these poor people need to stop having fucking 20 children!). One place here is this ghetto townhouse and half the units in the townhouse are condemed and boarded up. It's like fucking LA.

Now I wonder what kind of weapons I should carry while I deliver pizza.

Oh, and my manager last night asks me how many prostitutes I've been with and seems suprised when I said I hadn't been with any. I didn't know that a sign of manliness was paying for pussy.
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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #1 on: Dec 14, 2007, 01:12:28 AM »
You were never safe.

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #2 on: Dec 14, 2007, 01:15:07 AM »
Oh yeah, and :tealdeer:

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14, 2007, 08:53:13 AM »
/applause


Also, you gon die white boy.

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #4 on: Dec 14, 2007, 11:59:26 AM »
Is it safe?
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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #5 on: Dec 14, 2007, 06:46:43 PM »
HAH he just said that as I read it.

If you had been working out and eating right this whole time you wouldn't have to worry about what kind of weapon to carry.
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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #6 on: Dec 20, 2007, 02:30:37 PM »
I just found out that another co-worker was robbed at gunpoint, and over the past year 2 cars were stolen while sitting in front of the store.

all by black people.


I need a funny racist picture from 4chan right here.
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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #7 on: Dec 20, 2007, 02:44:59 PM »
/drills

IS IT SAFE?

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #8 on: Dec 20, 2007, 06:24:01 PM »


Oh, and my manager last night asks me how many prostitutes I've been with and seems suprised when I said I hadn't been with any. I didn't know that a sign of manliness was paying for pussy.

Oh you haven't?

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #9 on: Dec 21, 2007, 07:26:01 PM »
I'd never bang a prostitute.  I consider it cheating. After the same fashion that beating a game on god mode doesn't feel very rewarding; there is nothing sexy about a girl who is obligated to sleep with you for money. 

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #10 on: Dec 23, 2007, 05:35:34 AM »
Not even if she's hot and offering a discount?

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #11 on: Dec 25, 2007, 10:22:41 PM »
Not even then.  I'm neurotic about germs so a prostitute is also out of the question on those grounds as well.

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #12 on: Dec 26, 2007, 11:54:02 PM »
What if we bleach her out first?

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #13 on: Dec 27, 2007, 01:17:42 AM »
Allright I guess if she was passed under some sort of sci fi germ cleansing ray and I didn't have to pa...NO! NO! What's wrong with you people!?  Just NO!

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #14 on: Dec 27, 2007, 08:56:58 AM »
Well I guess there is no pleasing some people.

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Re: Am I safe anymore?
« Reply #15 on: Dec 29, 2007, 12:14:41 AM »
She could strip and launder all of her clothes in boiling water, then shower with an anti-bacterial scrub, and then go into the bio-decontamination room and be disinfected with a steam bath.  They'll even take care of the pussy-knots for free.