Author Topic: A girl on the elevator (Read 8217 times)

IDE · « **on:** Dec 03, 2007, 02:43:04 PM »

She was hot and she said hi to me as I stepped in. I said hi back and we kind of sat there with palatable sexual tension in the air for a few seconds. Then the door opened on another floor and 2 french broads got on and stood near me. And I was looking at the diplay that says what your floor your on but using my periph vision to see if hot girl was looking at me and she was and then I looked at her and she looked away embarrassed. Then we got off and everyone exited to the lobby and as I went off towards the hotel elevators to the gym I did a quarter turn and looked back with the old periph and sure enough she was watching me.

I should've asked what her name was and if she lived in the building. I could have gone for an A class jounin mission by asking her if she'd ever make out with a stranger in an elevator. I think I've lost my mojo...again. But I can't be too hard on myself at this point. Right now this board constitutes 90% of all female contact I have other than my mother.

Oh and I also blew it with a girl that definitely wanted me to talk to her in my substitute teacher training class. She was all smiles and winks but I did...nothing. I think its time for you to find a new sensei D. I am made of fail and ineptitude...

*Pirates theme starts to play softly*

But I will acquire a new car soon and with that car access to people. I will rise up from the ashes and ride out to turn the tide of the cosmic battle in favor of misogyny once more!

*Pirates theme is louder now*

Be wary ye who serve the forces of sensitivity and caring! I come for thee!

*I draw my sword and the Pirates theme ends abruptly on a big crashing note and the screen goes instantly black*

*The title IDE: Vengeance Nocturnum fades onto the black screen in white text along with coming Dec. 2007*

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 02:43:59 PM »

tl;dr

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 02:50:08 PM »

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ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 05:03:36 PM »

I was hoping that story would end in all four of you having a crazy orgy in the elevator.

*IDE "accidentally" hits the emergency stop button*
*In poor acting style* Oh no! Looks like the elevator broke, what a piece of crap.
Hot girl: Oh my god, I'm so scared now!
French chicks: *in broken English) It is hot in here, no? We better remove our clothing.
IDE: I know how to make it hotter in here. *ba-chicka-bow wow*

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 05:05:46 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 09:53:33 PM »

I like the cut of your jib.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 11:09:28 AM »

FTW. "teal-deer.gif"?

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 11:34:47 AM »

I love the way Chelsey rolls.

Merla · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 12:42:31 PM »

Hahaha! Chelsey you are way too funny.

That deer isn't getting molested? Is he?

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 07:12:58 PM »

He just has an unusually long tail.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 09:28:05 PM »

This thread puts Aerosmith in my head.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 07:54:25 AM »

This thread makes me question the studliness of IDE. HE LIES.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 07:57:45 AM »

poppycock!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 03:06:53 PM »

I haven't had Poppycock in years.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 03:17:42 PM »

*Insert obligatory "That's what she said" comment*

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 03:46:54 PM »

Threads like these aren't supposed to make you think I'm a liar. By showcasing my faults you're supposed to think that I'm an actual human being with god like powers or a god that was thrown out of valhalla to toil amongst you mortals sort of like DC Thor. But E has seen through this clever ruse to the truth...

That I am a 14 yr old nerd whose been duping the online transfandom into thinking he's some sort of super stud for the past 6 years. Well it was a good run. I tip my Yugioh cap to our resident super sleuth. I am undone.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 04:36:41 PM »

What was the point of the effin' deer again?

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 05, 2007, 04:40:30 PM »

tl;dr = teal deer

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 06, 2007, 02:40:12 PM »

Yea, but what's the point of it?

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 06, 2007, 02:58:20 PM »

1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 07, 2007, 02:49:56 PM »

I can has cheese sandwich?

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 07, 2007, 03:26:02 PM »

after new pics

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 07, 2007, 05:29:03 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 06, 2007, 02:58:20 PM

1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer

Oh shit, fuck me! Okay, I get it now.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 07, 2007, 10:07:26 PM »

*unzips*

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 08, 2007, 11:40:47 AM »

Quote

after new pics

Screw you, I made myself one anyway.

The D · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 08, 2007, 02:47:42 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 07, 2007, 05:29:03 PM

Quote from: IDE on Dec 06, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer

Oh shit, fuck me! Okay, I get it now.

Quote from: IDE on Dec 07, 2007, 10:07:26 PM

*unzips*

If you're a female and between 18 and 50 you should never say "fuck me" around IDE. >_>

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 08, 2007, 09:02:34 PM »

As long as I'm allowed to multitask, I guess.