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Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« on: Dec 01, 2007, 08:57:56 AM »
Me, I think anything done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? Pure gold, baby.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #1 on: Dec 01, 2007, 11:34:15 AM »
Anything sung by Bing Crosby

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #2 on: Dec 01, 2007, 01:06:07 PM »
Me, I think anything done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? Pure gold, baby.

I wanted to go see them live but with my car troubles, I won't be able to. :(
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #3 on: Dec 03, 2007, 08:55:47 AM »
Don't really care for x-mas music.  Unless it's done like the stuff on Acid X-Mas or something.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #4 on: Dec 04, 2007, 11:39:36 AM »
Hands down, favorite song is Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer. Considering my grandmother's size, the reindeer should be afraid she might run over them!

also:
Feliz Navidad
The Monty Python Disgruntled Elves Song "Ho ho fucking ho what a crock of shit...."
Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song
Those redneck christmas songs I heard several years ago I can't remember...

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #5 on: Dec 04, 2007, 12:08:35 PM »
I used to like the chipmunks christmas carols but I haven't heard them in years and now they're eating poop on the big screen.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #6 on: Dec 04, 2007, 12:22:10 PM »
Anything sung by Bing Crosby

You reminded me that I officially hate David Bowie.  The other day I was listening to Crosby's rendition of Little Drummer Boy when some other dude started singing too.  I forget what he was singing.  It was one of those things where two different songs are performed at the same time.  Those two did not mesh well at all!  After the song ends the announcer says "that was Bing Crosby and David Bowie!"  Damn you David Bowie!!

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #7 on: Dec 04, 2007, 12:31:09 PM »
And you remind me of the babe.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #8 on: Dec 04, 2007, 09:44:38 PM »
I used to like the chipmunks christmas carols but I haven't heard them in years and now they're eating poop on the big screen.

Good lord, don't remind me.  And why the fuck did they make them actual Chipmunk size?  The fuck?

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #9 on: Dec 05, 2007, 07:51:32 AM »
Yeah, one more rape to my childhood.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #10 on: Dec 14, 2007, 07:54:24 AM »
Their Christmas song has its own Wiki entry - sheesh.  Lookit the original cover - rats on acid!  :joe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chipmunk_Song_%28Christmas_Don%27t_Be_Late%29
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #11 on: Dec 17, 2007, 09:31:51 PM »
oh my god I never knew that!

The Chipmunks Christmas song was where the Chipmunks were first created. The cartoons all came afterwards! Before the Christmas Song, there were no Chipmunks!
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #12 on: Dec 17, 2007, 11:36:39 PM »
It was a stroke of genius to run a 33 1/3 record at 45 speed.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #13 on: Dec 18, 2007, 01:58:50 AM »
I should run it slow and create singing baritone turtles.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #14 on: Dec 18, 2007, 08:14:14 AM »
Teenage Mutant Baritone Turtles?

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #15 on: Dec 19, 2007, 12:45:03 AM »
None of the TMNT are baritone!  Think, man, think!

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #16 on: Dec 19, 2007, 01:43:48 PM »
I should run it slow and create singing baritone turtles.

Then you'd need a 45 running on 33 1/3.

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #17 on: Dec 19, 2007, 02:56:06 PM »
I remember my sister having an ancient record player with a 16 RPM setting.  I think that was the speed for the encoded Satanic messages.
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #18 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:48:34 PM »
Found out that Ho Ho Fucking Ho song I mentioned a few posts up is by Kevin Wilson.

I just added a bunch of favorite Christmas songs to my playlist.

I am Santa Clause - Bob Rivers <- Parody of Ozzy's Ironman
Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Kevin Wilson
Christmas in Hollis - RunDMC
Santa Clause and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
Anything by the TSO
Adam Sandler's Chanukah
Band Aid - Do they Know it's Christmas Time?
John Lennon - So this is Christmas

I also added a slowed down version of the Chipmunk's song to the list, which shows that the Chipmunks are just the one guy's voice speeded up.

The two songs I don't have on there is Twisted Sister's Heavy Metal Christmas (parody of 12 Days of Christmas), and "Down with the Christmas" which is a parody of Disturbed's Down with the Sickness, which came out this season and I can only find at this YTMND. (yes it has a naked baby's butt but what's important is the background music so shut up  :fingershake:)
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #19 on: Dec 20, 2007, 06:30:53 PM »
My favorite this year is Sleigh Ride! i LOVE it! I also love the one I have in myspace profile, "Santa Baby" ;-) and of course, All I want for Xmas is you!

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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #20 on: Dec 21, 2007, 12:51:37 PM »
That woman's voice is so high pitched it's scary! She should have played the Chipmunks voices in the movie.
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Re: Favorite Christmas carols/songs?
« Reply #21 on: Dec 22, 2007, 03:40:57 PM »
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