Author Topic: How does I play CS? (Read 5291 times)

The D · « **on:** Nov 28, 2007, 11:18:06 PM »

I've been trying to play more FPS games, like Counter Strike Source and Battlefield 2. I can't for the life of me beat BF2 at all, I have no idea how the other players fly their airplanes so well or how they can shoot me and kill me even though I can't see them.

I also seemed to suck at CS, don't know how we can see each other at the same time and they kill me with a headshot before I can get off a single round.

Today I was looking at servers and stumbled on the 4chanpartyvan server, which was full of epic win and awesome. I already use Pedobear for my CS name. The server had tons of 4chan related sound effects and we played in levels like a Simpsons level and a Resident Evil level. I still suck though but I'm getting better.

I had the epic battle of the century, the last round before I got off the computer, when I was on terrorists by myself, with 3 guys on CT before the level auto-balanced the teams. I planted the bomb and hid in a corner. One guy jumped over me and I killed him with my shot gun, then another guy jumped over my head and in front of me and I offloaded a few rounds and he shot at me and neither of us died, my shotgun ran out of ammo and he ran up some stairs so I switched to pistol and after a few rounds headshot him, and then the third guy killed me from behind, a few seconds later the bomb blew up and smeared his ass across the map. Since I couldn't get more epic than that, I called it a night.

Timotei. |3

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 29, 2007, 12:31:55 AM »

I havent decided what fps to get next. Maybe orange box for TF2.

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 30, 2007, 12:51:53 PM »

Timotei!!!!!

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 30, 2007, 01:14:18 PM »

shampoo?

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 01, 2007, 01:27:23 PM »

Yes. Timotei.

The guy sitting next to me in the gaming center was looking at pr0n before the staff person told him to stop. Come on, there are other places to do that shit.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 01, 2007, 04:10:36 PM »

I still don't know wtf you're on about unless you are directly quoting that ":3" shit randomly.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 02, 2007, 09:24:58 PM »

Timotei's the new desu.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 02, 2007, 09:31:58 PM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 07:40:22 AM »

When the Top Six Threads are all D's, then truly we are doomed.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 03, 2007, 08:42:26 AM »

Broken.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 04, 2007, 11:27:02 AM »

We've been doomed for a while now.

It's not my fault you guys are so slow lately!

The D · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 14, 2007, 12:35:46 AM »

I can't believe this shit.

I go into the 4chan party van CS:Source server, with a user name I use all the time on Source. One of the admins tells me that I'm a noob and newfag because all the noobs use that name I'm using. And then he bans me!

I can't believe some /v/irgin fag calls me... ME... a newfag and noob and says I need to lurk moar. Does he know who he's dealing with? I've been on 4chan since the beginning. I've been through every single time 4chan has died and then been reborn. I was there when moot made 4chan, and he said it was good, and then in 5 days made all the boards, and saw them and said they were good, and then on the 6th day made Anonymous, and saw him and said it was good, and then rested on the 7th day. I remember the pictures that started old memes like Cockmongler and Happy Negro and vtec and thrust vectoring and barrel roll and divide by zero and no u and cracky-chan. I bet this fuck doesn't even know who George Zimmer was, and yet I still remember Zimmer's glory days when he entertained us with his stories of his sexual campaigns.

How dare he call me a newbfag! I'm like moot's fucking Arkangel Ghabriel. I must go hunt this furry/gaiafag down and bitchslap him with my massive e-penis so hard his head explodes!

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 14, 2007, 01:15:48 AM »

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 17, 2007, 09:18:14 PM »

You have no right to use that image! You're not even a 4channer!!!!

Also, for some reason I seem to suck at just about every FPS I play. After a few months of CS and BF2, I average about 2-4 deaths per every kill, so my kill score will be 5 and my deaths will be 30.

Look at my BF2 stats! 12 kills and 132 deaths! That's embarrassing.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 17, 2007, 10:01:15 PM »

ouch.

We should all DL a free FPS and scrap it out.

Firebird1 · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 18, 2007, 12:16:30 AM »

Or go dig up the Q3 Arena Demo from Steam.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 18, 2007, 02:01:48 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Dec 17, 2007, 09:18:14 PM

You have no right to use that image! You're not even a 4channer!!!!

Like a celebrity with a third-world child, I've wrongfully adopted it away from you and your strange culture.

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 02:26:47 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 17, 2007, 10:01:15 PM

ouch.

We should all DL a free FPS and scrap it out.

it would help to know what all of us has for games. I know several people in here have the Halo series and Xbox Live, but I don't even have either Xbox so fuck it.

Shipley · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 20, 2007, 05:55:04 PM »

TIME TO BUY ONE. i play almost every night still, because is fun.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 21, 2007, 10:35:45 AM »

I prefer the mouse keyboard set up for fps.

The D · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 03:08:17 PM »

I kicked ass on BF2 a few nights ago, and was nominated commander for the battle.

I play BF2 as deadlylee on whatever server I feel like

Unreal Tournament 3 as deadlylee on whatever server I feel like

CS:Source as psycholee or deadlylee or Freakazoid or some 4chan related name, and I'm usually on the 4chan party van server (69.90.34.124:27015)

Unreal Tournament 2004 I just play where ever and usually with the name Pedobear.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 05, 2008, 03:17:32 PM »

Do you have Tf2?

It's 30$ to download I hear. We should both get it and I'll be that big guy with the gatling gun and you can be my medic.

The D · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 09:23:26 PM »

I have it I just haven't played it.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 08, 2008, 10:00:36 PM »

I don't have it yet. I'm still deciding what the best fps is.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 10, 2008, 11:16:42 PM »

So wait, why aren't you an administrator then, D? Can't you apply to be one?

The D · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 12:24:17 AM »

Say what?

A commander is the leader of ONE SIDE of a battle for ONE ROUND.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 12:47:18 AM »

I think she thinks your 4chan experience gives you the right to challenge for leadership of the clan.

The D · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 08:14:20 PM »

It should, but I do not crave such powet. Unless said powet can get me wealth, armies to command, or hot chicks, it interests me not

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 08:29:18 PM »

well, you could probably get the kind of chicks that get in that site

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 09:58:46 PM »

Overweight furry chicks interest me not.