Last night while delivering pizza I went screech smash boom kazam pow biff shatter (and other cartoon noises) and was in a crash.
For a second I saw my life flash before my eyes, and then I realized it was the airbag exploding in my face in a split second, because the next time I looked, the airbag was dangling from my steering wheel. They explode so fast you barely see it.
The lady in one car seemed to be okay. But when the cops showed up 10 minutes later (and by that time people could have been dead, great response time you guys!) and then a firetruck and two ambulances and two tow trucks, I got a little freaked out. One of the cars was barely scratched (the other car had bumped into her during the crash) but she said she had neck pain (whiplash probably), and some of the occupants of the car I had hit were whining about aches and pains, probably so they have something to sue over later.
Then this sassy older lady showed up and asked me if I was the driver of the other car, and when I said yes she told me I had to pay for ALL her damages. I told her that was what insurance is for and she said "Don't get sassy with me, I'll sue you, I'll take you to court!" I told her to go fuck herself and the police officer and the tow truck drivers had to pull her away from me, the stupid bitch. She CAN'T sue me, it's state law. And if she doesn't have insurance, it's her fault, so she can go fuck herself. Anyway, her car's driveable, it only has a bent fender and body panels, probably $500 or less.... my car has a leaky radiator, badly bent fenders and bumper, and my airbag deployed, so my costs are probably going to be in the thousands... she needs to pay for MY car, since I can't drive it anymore.
So they took several people to the hospital to chell them out. I bet bitch woman will try to hire some dick of a personal injury attorney because she seems the type to try to get rich off of poor people like me. She might even try to sue my work, but I never let her know I was on the job.
My nose and thumb are sore (from the airbag most likely) and it sucks not having a car but I'll be fine.
I should have heeded the warning from the last repair place where I took my car that my brakes were frozen. I did notice they took longer to brake at times and sometimes locked up or skidded.
I had turned my head to look for an address number so I could deliver my pizza on a 40mph road, I turn back to see some woman pulling out of a parking lot entrance in front of me. I wasn't able to stop in time, and rammed her back fender and bumper. Like I said, only her bumper and fender are bent up. The front of my car is fucked. The engine's fine but the radiator, front bumper area, hood, and airbags have to be fixed. Cost more than the car's worth I bet...it's a good car though.

Oh, and the windshield got shattered (but didn't come apart) when the passenger airbag cover shot upwards into it.