Author Topic: ARRGH!! Are we ever safe from torment? (Read 15394 times)

MegatronYES · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 19, 2004, 11:54:59 PM »

warm, at least. She must have been sitting down for a while first.

blanktoe · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 12:08:50 AM »

Thanks god I'm not a broad. Things squirting inside of a person seem so wrong.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 12:15:37 AM »

<_< No they don't.

blanktoe · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 12:51:17 AM »

what?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 01:40:09 AM »

That's the generally accepted process for procreation, actually.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 03:36:58 AM »

I guess Toe would rather have an old fashion girl who lays her clutch of eggs in a pool of shallow water and then waits for him to spread his toe-seed.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 12:11:04 PM »

Mmm. If only more women would talk to me like that.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 02:30:05 PM »

I like the clutch of eggs idea. If I could do that & walk, or have something cute like kittens, I wouldn't get sterilized.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 02:35:36 PM »

blanktoe · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 06:44:54 PM »

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I guess Toe would rather have an old fashion girl who lays her clutch of eggs in a pool of shallow water and then waits for him to spread his toe-seed.

If I did that some Evil plagiarizer audio anal canal woman would steal some of my love juice then sue me for child support.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 02:18:18 AM »

Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 08:49:38 AM »

Fucked-up women do that all the time. There are threads on baby boards devoted to the best ways to "oops" a guy. :angry:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 09:07:55 PM »

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Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.

if i dont get married/a kid by the age of 30, i'll ask some guy i really know well to donate me his stuff

blanktoe · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 09:22:07 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 09:45:25 PM »

30 is my "scary age"

blanktoe · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 09:56:24 PM »

why? It's not like you cant have kids when you're 40 or 50.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 23, 2004, 02:33:54 AM »

I guess she'd rather not be pushing 70 at junior's graduation.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 24, 2004, 07:52:01 PM »

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why? It's not like you cant have kids when you're 40 or 50.

too old, u dont enjoy it as much as when u r younger!

Bitch · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 24, 2004, 08:19:36 PM »

You should tell that to my parents. >_>

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 25, 2004, 09:10:03 AM »

Women's eggs start going to hell after 45 until menopause. That's why women in their 40's are like guys in their 20's - nature knows it's the last chance.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #50 on:** Oct 25, 2004, 09:24:05 AM »

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Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.

That would be scary if it wasn't so arrousing. :unsure:

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #51 on:** Oct 25, 2004, 09:27:44 AM »

I love the way crap like that or IVF is always a "myrakul from GAWD!" I have yet to see the Immaculate Church of the Holy Turkey Baster.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 02:46:15 AM »

Every damn baby is a miracle. Nevermind that it's something that body is supposed to be naturally wired to produce. I don't remember the last time a single cell organism was called a miracle. Those damn things rip in half for crying out loud. Let's see Shitleigh do that.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #53 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 08:31:56 AM »

Nah, mom will rip in half for Shitleigh, just like she'll do everything else for him until he's, oh, 35 or so and she keels over. I'm expecting my sister to start tottering any day now. <_<