Author Topic: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread (Read 7538 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 26, 2007, 10:51:40 AM »

Last year was a belated thread and so was this year. I smell a trend.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 26, 2007, 10:52:10 AM »

Ha, and they were both made in Oct.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 09:56:23 AM »

Just like Oscar Wilde.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 11:51:23 AM »

This isn't the Dumbledore thread.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 10:21:54 PM »

Neither are you.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 11:47:17 PM »

That's right. I'm not, bitch.

Max Con · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 03:43:30 AM »

I feel so honored.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 11:31:22 AM »

I'll have to remind myself to make you another thread next Oct so I don't break tradition. You'll be like a national figure or Jesus where we celebrate on the completely wrong day.

Max Con · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 06:47:57 PM »

My birthday feels like Chinese New Year.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 11:25:36 PM »

Try saying "I love you long time" to people and see how it flies.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 31, 2007, 12:30:16 PM »

If they know him, they'll know that's a lie. Better go with "I love you as long as I can hold it."

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 31, 2007, 02:31:39 PM »

If he uses a toy it doesn't matter as much.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 31, 2007, 04:20:45 PM »

Happy Belated

Firebird1 · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 31, 2007, 10:17:31 PM »

Congrats on another year and several days older!

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 12:27:37 AM »

Quote from: Bitey the Snail on Oct 31, 2007, 02:31:39 PM

If he uses a toy it doesn't matter as much.

I really don't think Mr. Potato Head is going to help him much. Unless you meant a sex toy....[Beast Mayhem Joke Circa 1999] in which case he should use a Thrust toy. [/Beast Mayhem Joke Circa 1999]

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 10:57:24 AM »

You should've left Thrust alone.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 01:09:41 PM »

I knew going into it that only like two people would know what I was talking about, but I stand by my decision.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 08:26:38 PM »

...........

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 09:55:45 PM »

I just found naked pics of a girl I know offline on 4chan! Happy Birthday to me motherfuckers!

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 10:53:50 PM »

I sent her this message on facebook too:

Some douche posted your AIM, myspace, facebook, and pictures from deviant cosplay on a random website and people started talking shit about you and your vagina.

But I totally defended you (and your snatch). Love the pictures.

Later

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 02, 2007, 08:46:30 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 02, 2007, 10:35:26 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Nov 01, 2007, 01:09:41 PM

I knew going into it that only like two people would know what I was talking about, but I stand by my decision.

Well explaining it kinda ruined it further. Who did you need to get it? Merla? Doug?

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 02, 2007, 11:51:29 AM »

Well I figured you would....and maybe Firebird.

Besides explaining it and ruining it is what I do best.