Author Topic: I got a persocon! (Read 11529 times)

The D · « **on:** Oct 17, 2007, 02:20:04 AM »

I just got my very own sumomo in the mail!

Don't let the picture fool you, she's not huge, but she seems like she's a little bigger than the real sumomo. The real sumomo could fit in the palm of your hand. This one's about the length of my entire hand.

She does not do exercise routines in the early morning but this is possibly an improvement. She doesn't connect to the internet either.

What does she do? Well... she talks..... and that's about it. I got her at a shady Russian persocon website which might explain her lack of abilities.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 02:34:39 AM »

How is it that you manged to purchase a product that you fabricated directly from your own non-corporeal dreams?

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 10:20:07 AM »

Jizz stains?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 10:47:02 AM »

Are you implying that this man's ejaculative fluid has generative powers?

Wait.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 11:21:29 AM »

It could generate a baby if it was shot into a woman instead of a Kleenex.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:23:23 PM »

Hmm. Explain how.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:41:08 PM »

Persocon? dildo?

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 12:07:53 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 17, 2007, 06:41:08 PM

Persocon? dildo?

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 01:02:16 AM »

.....

This thing is bigger than the real sumomo by about an inch or two...

What, is Faye wanting to use it as her personal sex toy?

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 10:05:49 AM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 17, 2007, 06:23:23 PM

Hmm. Explain how.

There are some birds, and some bees, and then a lot of panic, then a whole lot of "That baby don't look like me! You've been whoring around with my friends" and then after a bloodtest there is child support. The End.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 02:12:04 PM »

.................................

Start over.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 03:16:26 PM »

GAME over.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 20, 2007, 10:29:04 AM »

Do not pass go....do not collect 200 dollars.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 12:19:31 AM »

I just got my Chii plush in the mail too. She's so cute! ^_^

If you're wondering why I'm buying Chobits items, I'm planning on dressing up as Hideki for the upcoming con.

Looking on the net, I've seen people wear Hideki's work clothes, which can be bought. Most people get this.

Some also dress up in the clothes Hideki wore in the beginning of the anime, a green long-sleeve sweater and jeans.

I however plan on dressing up in his green long sleeve shirt with white undershirt and jeans. That way I can stuff the sumomo in one pocket, the chii plush in the other, and instant recognition. As long as I get a lot of hot Hideki fangirls trying to rape me, I'll be happy.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 12:30:00 AM »

Who are you gonna go to the con with?

You're not going alone are you?

I was in a student film during that anime con I mentioned before so I couldn't go even if I had someone to go with me...which I didn't U_U...but you know what? Fuck it, it's fucking me were talking about here. All I need is a solid costume and I can go cosplaying by my fucking self. I'll be the only one there doing justice to the character's body, the anime whores will be all up ons, mission accomplished...

nope can't bring myself to do it alone...

Tom you've got to be miroku one last time!

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 12:46:40 AM »

I have a companion who happens to be part of the con's staff.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 06:41:44 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Oct 23, 2007, 12:30:00 AM

Tom you've got to be miroku one last time!

You'd be the dream team!

Quote from: Dangerous D on Oct 23, 2007, 12:46:40 AM

I have a companion who happens to be part of the con's staff.

Sounds gay like Dumbledore's Army. Is it?

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 12:40:25 AM »

This companion could be female! You don't know! Who is Doug's mysterious friend? Find out next week!

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 12:46:20 AM »

Last night when I posted my comment two comments up, I was on a Mac because it had photoshop creating my current avatar, and my portable hard drive was on a nearby PC torrenting anime. The lab closed, and the two staff members were leaning in close to the PC screen to figure out who it belonged to. I walked right between them, leaned up close as if I was looking at the screen too, and said "interesting..." and scared the living daylights out of them.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 06:55:41 AM »

Wow, you totally scared them allright. Man, yeah.

I'll bet they were like, whoa! We're scared!

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 09:48:09 AM »

Is it kosher to torrent animu in the lab?

Sam · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 02:20:21 PM »

That seems like a pretty blatant misuse of school resources.

The D · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 11:13:58 PM »

Screw it, I pay enough in tuition, PLUS an added technology fee per credit hour (or per class.. not sure which). That's probably enough to pay bandwith and then some.

I just realized the rabid fangirls who will attack me will probably be either fat or manly looking. There are hot cosplayers, they're just harder to find.

Quote from: IDE on Oct 23, 2007, 12:30:00 AM

nope can't bring myself to do it alone...

Tom you've got to be miroku one last time!

You would play as Inu Yasha? That would get a lot more fangirls, but a lot of them probably would be ugly.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 01:09:11 AM »

Holy shit. I think that is a man.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 10:01:07 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Oct 24, 2007, 12:40:25 AM

This companion could be female! You don't know! Who is Doug's mysterious friend? Find out next week!

............... It's a dude.

Quote from: Sam on Oct 24, 2007, 02:20:21 PM

That seems like a pretty blatant misuse of school resources.

Ha ha, yeah. You reminded of a dude that got busted dling anime. And he was an employee as well as a student. I mean, I'm on a dial up and everything at home so I watch and snag some stuff at school, too. Certainly not anime or anything time consuming and certainly not chewing up a second terminal. It seems excessive in that extent. But I was visiting MySpace at school the other day and this lab monkey was all "You don't need to be at MySpace" all rude like an ass. I think tuition justifies some personal use, especially in light of having to pay new athletic and parking fees the next semester. Fucking parking fees! I don't drive here, FTW. The people who drive should have to pay for that shit. And the athletic fee is so the school can try and raise funds for a football team. We don't need football, dicks. Anyway, I didn't have anything to do for a whole half an hour. It's not like another student was waiting to use the computer or I was inconveniencing them at closing hour or something. I don't even use that lab anymore, I use a different one. At least the ppl in this lab mind their own beezwax. Or seem to at any rate.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 10:41:37 AM »

Yep. Anytime someone says "It could be a female" it's almost a sure thing that it's not.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 10:52:41 AM »

You should've went all El MEXI-LOCO on his ass. Just because you don't speak spanish doesn't mean you can't start making up some crazy loud spanglish rant telling him to get the fuck away from you and mind his small lab monitor penis business.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 10:55:36 AM »

You talking to me, cause he was faarrrr more Mexican than I could ever be. If tried that, he'd probably be all El Pollo Loco Baron von Bitchy Bordercrosser Fruit-Picker Taquito on my ass faster than I could say "to la cantina, cholo!"

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 10:58:13 AM »

Out el pollo'd...that's no position to be in.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 11:00:47 AM »

Maybe if I were in Corn Town, USA or something I could pull off angry la latina but here it's fairly easy for many people to out-el pollo me where my upbringing is concerned.