Author Topic: What a weekend! (Read 14281 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Oct 14, 2007, 11:25:16 PM »

First I found out my uncle (who is also my godfather) is being sued by his ex maid for 1 million dollars, cause the dumb bitch is trying to get money from him by lying and make him look like a bad person. Little does she knows that my uncle has proves against EVERYTHING she said. She's saying that she was practically a slave, getting paid only 300 bucks a month. Well my uncle took her to Miami one xmas, to spend it with them. slavery? I don't think so. And I don't think someone can open a store in Peru with 300 bucks a month. The bitch is gone and she doesn't even KNOW it.

What else, o yeah I went to my first football game ever in Maryland (baltimore's ravens vs the rams). AMAZING seats, we were in the 9th row. Boring ass game, I still dont know what the fuck the rules are for football.

Oh yeah. I went out with this guy I'm dating and his best friend and his best friend's girlfriend on friday, and when we were coming back to my place(around 2am) we got stopped by the police, cause the dumbass made a wrong turn. Mind you, he was drunk AND high (as a matter of fact, he had JUST finished smoking a blunt when the police stopped him). So there I was, in the car, waiting for 2 hours for the police to do a background chell on him, whileas my bladder was ABOUT TO EXPLODE. I swear God people, I've never had to go to the bathroom SOOOOO BADLY. I was almost in the verge of tears. I've never experienced that! I was like "GUYS I HAVE TO GO, I .HAVE.TO.GO" and they were like don't leave the car cause they policemen are going to think its shady and they'll mak us get out of the car and notice we are drunk. So it was an inner fight between me peeing myself vs getting all my friends arrested. Of course my bladder's health is before my friends', but then I stopped myself when I thought what the policeman would have done if he would have seen a latin girl darting out of a car and running towards the greyhound station, like a soul possesed by Chulthu himself. So I decided to remain in the car and pray God I could hold it. After what seemed like 829484 hours later, the police came, gave the boy his license back and a fine (120 bucks, o well, 2 eights less for mr pothead) and as soon as the police car was gone me and my girl friend jumped out of the car and hauled ass to the bus station to pee our souls away. I think I almost had an orgams. What a satisfaction.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 04:50:38 AM »

Wow. Good thing you made it out okay, and didn't end up having an "orgams"

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 08:57:21 AM »

When I pee, I feel like I'm having an orgasm. It's a wonderful feeling sometimes...

Otherwise 60 for an eighth? That's way too high. I never pay more than 45-50, and that's for high quality hydroponics, but even then it has to be damn good. Your friend needs to find a better dealer.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 08:25:37 PM »

but in his own words, is the best shit ever. Actually, its 60 for everybody but his friend charges him only 50

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 11:03:05 PM »

The friend is overcharging others, then. At least he only pays 50, anything more than 50 is not worth it.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 16, 2007, 02:56:57 PM »

Why was he behind the wheel when he was drunk and high? Boo.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 16, 2007, 09:18:28 PM »

Agreed, walk around when drinkin and smokin, or chill at home.

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 01:42:59 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2007, 11:25:16 PM

Boring ass game, I still dont know what the fuck the rules are for football.

What rules? The quarterback tries to throw a ball to another player on the team, and he tries to run it past the guys on the other team to the end of the field to score points. How hard is that to understand?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 02:38:49 AM »

Rules like fair catch, onside catch, how the entire "downs" system works, why the clock sometimes keeps running when nobody's doing anything, which types of scoring actions give how ever many points they give.

You cock-bitch.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 10:18:58 AM »

The clock runs unless there's a stoppage on the play, mostly from going out of bounds. You get 4 tries to break 10 yards, which if you fuck up, you have to give the other team the ball. The other 2 are self explanitory.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 10:45:15 AM »

Fair catch is not self-explanatory!

You are!

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 11:30:14 AM »

I hate the fair catch rule. It's like the In-field fly rule in baseball....it's for pussies!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:26:01 PM »

What was that weird shit they were trying to do in the XFL where there was no fair cathc but there was something similar and way worse? I can't remember how it worked because it was one of the things about the XFL that wasn't funny, and therefore one of the things that has proved nearly impossible to store in the sports cavity in my brain library.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:38:32 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 16, 2007, 02:56:57 PM

Why was he behind the wheel when he was drunk and high? Boo.

EXACTLY. The darn bar is like 12 blocks away from here, we could have walked or at least take a cab, but he and his friend were like "no we are going to waste time on trying to search for a cab, lets take the car". Dumbass, I live in Center City! you go outside and you find a cab in less than 2 seconds, even though it was 1am!

edit: oh, and he's ALWAYS high. like 20 hours out of the day

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 06:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 15, 2007, 11:03:05 PM

The friend is overcharging others, then. At least he only pays 50, anything more than 50 is not worth it.

Dude here in Philly is a little difficult to find good weed. Plus the price of it differs from places to places.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 07:29:03 PM »

It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 08:16:15 PM »

Good good weed, yeah. you can find cheap weed anywhere though.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 12:59:41 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Oct 17, 2007, 07:29:03 PM

It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.

They have flourescent lights and water tubes. Your friend is getting burned on his prices if he pays over 50 for an eighth of first crop hydro, no lie. Prices aside, you'd have to be in Mindfuck Iowa not to have a steady supply.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 03:05:45 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 17, 2007, 08:16:15 PM

Good good weed, yeah. you can find cheap weed anywhere though.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 07:14:55 AM »

Oregano?

My brother smoked a bag of pizza topping this summer. He is an idiot, but he was also high when he purchased it.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 12:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 17, 2007, 06:38:32 PM

edit: oh, and he's ALWAYS high. like 20 hours out of the day

Are you sure he's actually high and not just naturally Corky?

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 02:47:11 PM »

Sounds like she's got herself a winner!

j/k I know plenty of people that smoke pot all the time and...actually never mind those people are all sons of millionaires so they don't count. Oh wait I know a laywer and a state congressman who do/did it too...one of my college friends is a congressman...that's just beyond bizzare, but of no consequence to spry 23 yr old like myself.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 05:17:38 PM »

Spry? Just using that dates you.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 06:53:42 PM »

Daggumit!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 08:00:58 PM »

Can he use "lithe"?

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 09:05:36 PM »

I should probably stop exclaiming "23 skiddoo!" whenever something goes my way.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 09:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 18, 2007, 12:59:41 AM

Quote from: IDE on Oct 17, 2007, 07:29:03 PM
It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.

They have flourescent lights and water tubes. Your friend is getting burned on his prices if he pays over 50 for an eighth of first crop hydro, no lie. Prices aside, you'd have to be in Mindfuck Iowa not to have a steady supply.

I live in Mindfuck Iowa.

It's where every Tom and Harry think they're big bad drug dealers selling ditchweed.

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 10:57:39 PM »

Come to Miami, I'll smoke you up. IDE needs a date for the clubs, otherwise they wont let him in.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 10:16:35 AM »

*reports thread to FBI.*

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 05:14:19 PM »

*FBI laughs and goes back to monitoring Doug's computer*