Author Topic: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs (Read 8969 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **on:** Oct 13, 2007, 03:03:27 PM »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450

There's hope, even for the terminally geeky.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 13, 2007, 11:46:32 PM »

Chobits.

Any anime with an android chick and a nerdy main character.

Mr. Universe.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 14, 2007, 04:37:49 PM »

Did they all miss that episode of Futurama? Robots and humans can't be couples!

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The possibility of sex with robots could prove a mixed bag for humanity. For instance, robot sex could provide an outlet for criminal sexual urges. "If you have pedophiles and you let them use a robotic child, will that reduce the incidence of them abusing real children, or will it increase it?" Arkin asked.

Oh, so you posted this for Doug.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 14, 2007, 11:26:45 PM »

HAHAHA I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 04:51:28 AM »

Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 15, 2007, 11:55:15 PM »

What the fuck is a chobits?

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 16, 2007, 12:51:52 AM »

an anime about sex robots that double as palm pilots.

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 16, 2007, 01:22:15 AM »

The perfect tool for any adult male.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 16, 2007, 03:04:29 PM »

Until it lops your thing off.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 17, 2007, 04:44:56 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 14, 2007, 04:37:49 PM

Did they all miss that episode of Futurama? Robots and humans can't be couples!

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The possibility of sex with robots could prove a mixed bag for humanity. For instance, robot sex could provide an outlet for criminal sexual urges. "If you have pedophiles and you let them use a robotic child, will that reduce the incidence of them abusing real children, or will it increase it?" Arkin asked.

Oh, so you posted this for Doug.

Haha, I guess I did

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 12:15:20 PM »

I think this calls for a poll of some kind. It'll come to me.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 02:52:35 PM »

I could never fuck a robot. Part of the whole concept is that you attracted the female. Another part is showing them how good I am so that after I kick them out they'll run home and tell all their friends about me. Robots don't have friends...where is the sense of accomplishment? Where is the glory?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 07:57:49 PM »

Ah. But would you have sex with a Draenei?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 08:51:40 PM »

The idea of loving what is pretty much an inanimate object with a computer sounds pretty ridiculous to me.

How would he buy me things? Would those love robots be able to get 9-5 office jobs?

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 18, 2007, 09:04:07 PM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2007, 07:57:49 PM

Ah. But would you have sex with a Draenei?

yes.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 02:10:11 PM »

Really? me too.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 03:15:41 PM »

Is that a three-way in the making, I wonder.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 03:28:09 PM »

A double team? maybe. A three way? Never.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »

Same here, yet again.

Only rule... don't try to high-five me.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 10:20:05 PM »

Aww come on! The high 5 is the money!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 19, 2007, 10:32:30 PM »

Wear matching t-shirts like Doug and his mom do.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 20, 2007, 11:20:35 AM »

Gross.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 20, 2007, 01:07:54 PM »

On second thought I'd probably Sheep AP Pyro POM Pyro your ass and then keep the wench to myself.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 20, 2007, 10:13:32 PM »

Screw you. I'll have you know taht Wyvern Sting is gonna be an instant cast soon. I probably won't even have to shoot you more than twice. Wyvern, 10sec, Aimed.

Squishy shit-bitch.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 20, 2007, 11:01:46 PM »

please fool! I'll mana shield, nova your pet, and melt your face! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against IDE when sex with a hooved alien is involved!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 21, 2007, 06:55:20 PM »

Fuck your well-placed references.

Fuck them.

The D · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 12:03:21 AM »

This thread is overloaded with nerdyness.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 23, 2007, 06:21:17 AM »

So's your face.