to all people who like to search for shit online

[Faye Valentine]

I can't find ANYWHERE a place online where I could buy some Kaya. It is a singaporean "spread" that consists on coconut milk with some other stuff. HEEEEELPPP!! im dying, i have the worst cravings ever

[MegatronYES]

Well you know what my solution is. Stop wanting such stupid things. It's like my own branch of Buddhism.   


I'll tell you what I'm hooked on now, are these little fucking Arabic dait-filled cookies. Fuck, those are good.  You people can't possibly appreciate how good they really are. Come to think of it, fuck all of you.  I like cookies more.

[Faye Valentine]

Fuck arabic shit! you won't know how good Kaya is until you try it. It's like heaven on a container.

[Derrick]

Learn how to cook.

*makes his own sour mix*

^^

[Merla]

Here you go:

http://indonesianfoodmart.com/catalog/skrikayajamspreadcoconuteggspread12oz-p-235.html?osCsid=cb7c586df79b6ddcfe2b17fb633737a9

This was a very difficult product to find.

One of the librarians recommends you scope out your local area and try to locate an Asian Mart that may carry the stuff.

[IDE]

Description of kaya from Merla's site:

This sweet Jam is a delicious spread used in Indonesia for breakfast and on bread, the typical taste of coconut and the refressing eggs, makes this a favorite under the young guys!

Which is exactly where you like to be right?

[Faye Valentine]

Here you go:

http://indonesianfoodmart.com/catalog/skrikayajamspreadcoconuteggspread12oz-p-235.html?osCsid=cb7c586df79b6ddcfe2b17fb633737a9

This was a very difficult product to find.

One of the librarians recommends you scope out your local area and try to locate an Asian Mart that may carry the stuff.

I live in Chinatown and I can't find that anywhere! but thanks so much for trying! (im actually trying to get the green colored one, made with pandan)

[Derrick]

...PANDA!?

[The D]

Those Peruvians will eat ANYTHING.

[tomduo]

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE PANDAS?!

[ChelseySuzie]

When you kill a panda to eat it, that makes me a sad panda.

[Wickedly Yours E]

Every time you eat a panda, God kills a chronic masturbator.
Think of the chronic masturbators.

[ChelseySuzie]

Every time you eat a panda, God kills a chronic masturbator.
Think of the chronic masturbators.

But don't chronic masturbators kill kittens?  What about the kittens?

[IDE]

It looks like it wouldn't be hard to make this stuff yourself.

[Faye Valentine]

Pandan, dang it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandanus_amaryllifolius
damnit they have it in a webpage of singapore http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.raffleshotelgifts.com/images/Singapore%2520Kaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.raffleshotelgifts.com/index.php%3Fmain_page%3Dproduct_info%26products_id%3D33&h=384&w=512&sz=25&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=2yBcikas-LE6tM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkaya%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN

and my cheap ass bitch dad doesn't want to send it to me through mail