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gnome/elf captured on video!
« on: Sep 23, 2007, 11:25:11 AM »

What do you guys think? I think i got more freaked out by the way the kids screamed haha

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 23, 2007, 05:39:29 PM »
what the fuck was the thing they were trying to catch? 

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 23, 2007, 05:54:08 PM »
No way!  That last one you posted freaked me out, fake or not.  Not looking!  :mad:

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 23, 2007, 09:52:13 PM »
No this is not THAT scary. you only see a little man running on the side. As I said in my first post, the scariest part is the screaming of the kids when they notice "it"

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 23, 2007, 09:52:44 PM »
what the fuck was the thing they were trying to catch? 

I think they were playing with a ball or something.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 24, 2007, 12:23:54 AM »
Looks like a rat to me

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 24, 2007, 03:00:58 AM »
Yeah I agree. It's some kind of Rodent. When the kid got close to it, it got scared and reared up to make it's self look bigger. The kid of course screamed cause he didn't know it was there. If you watch closely it actually gets back down on all fours (which is what it was on anyways to begin with) before it disappears behind whatever that thing is in the corner.

It's just a big rat.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 24, 2007, 09:10:11 AM »
Is dat sum Galadriel?!

I only asked for 1 hair off her golden head... she gave me three.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 24, 2007, 05:37:11 PM »
Okay, I looked.

Looks like a rat to me

Yeah, looked like Scabbers... running away on two feets.  :-[
Of course, it's really blurred.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 24, 2007, 07:52:03 PM »
Gnome, indeed.  It's obviously a chupacabra.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 25, 2007, 12:32:39 AM »
The legendary goat sucker!!

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 25, 2007, 01:47:13 PM »
More like his mini-me version.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 25, 2007, 01:52:26 PM »
Lame.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 25, 2007, 02:04:23 PM »
Chupalamebra?

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 25, 2007, 09:02:43 PM »
Ah the Lame Sucker. Better watch out Megs, he's coming to get ya.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 25, 2007, 11:09:12 PM »
You're coming to get you.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 26, 2007, 01:28:58 AM »
I am? Well I better hide from myself then. I hope I don't find me.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #17 on: Sep 26, 2007, 01:42:28 PM »
Save the hunt for Self-Exploration Day at the new moon.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #18 on: Sep 26, 2007, 03:20:43 PM »
It's probably some rat in the background. What's even more crazy was the giant white rat that jumped the one guy.

Why the hell do Hispanics always think anything unexplained is some kind of fucking demon or ghost or UFO or some shit?

That Goat sucker crap's probably some demented dog species or something.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #19 on: Sep 26, 2007, 09:06:55 PM »
Any part of the world where the humans eat cute little guinea pigs could be home to all sorts of macabre creatures.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #20 on: Sep 27, 2007, 02:46:18 AM »
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Why the hell do Hispanics always think anything unexplained is some kind of fucking demon or ghost or UFO or some shit?

I dunno.  Maybe we actually see them.  Or something.  Or it could be drugs!

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #21 on: Sep 27, 2007, 09:46:11 AM »
Save the hunt for Self-Exploration Day at the new moon.

Self-Exploration = masturbation?

To boldly go off where no man has gone off before?

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #22 on: Sep 27, 2007, 02:54:29 PM »
On the moon, once airborne, your jizz will never land.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #23 on: Sep 27, 2007, 03:10:49 PM »
They're talking about going to the moon again in the semi-near future, right?  I could totally be the first human to defile that place.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #24 on: Sep 27, 2007, 03:16:01 PM »
And it goes into orbit, collects all sorts of space debris, become a killer asteroid, and wipes out the earth in a few thousand years.  Won't you feel bad about your little bit of mischief then!  :fingershake:
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #25 on: Sep 27, 2007, 03:19:31 PM »
..............







*gives Sam a rocket ship to get to the moon*
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #26 on: Sep 28, 2007, 09:27:12 AM »
And it goes into orbit, collects all sorts of space debris, become a killer asteroid, and wipes out the earth in a few thousand years.  Won't you feel bad about your little bit of mischief then!  :fingershake:

It will accomplish more and be more famous than any child I'm likely to have.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #27 on: Sep 28, 2007, 11:32:29 AM »
Yeah, that Son of Sam gig has already been taken.
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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #28 on: Sep 28, 2007, 03:34:17 PM »
-rimshot-

Isn't she great, ladies and gentlemen?  She'll be here all week.

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Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
« Reply #29 on: Sep 29, 2007, 05:23:18 AM »
Ha ha ha!  ;D

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