Author Topic: I hate bees (Read 10040 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **on:** Sep 22, 2007, 01:53:28 PM »

And there is one in this room right now. He hid behind the radiator, clever mother fucker.

Now he's flying around and my puppy is watching it. I hope I can kill it before she decides to attack it. I fucking hate bees.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 01:55:31 PM »

I was gonna sting ya, but you ain't worth it.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 02:04:51 PM »

Why not let her eat it? Deep fried bees are a delicacy in china...I think it's china.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 05:12:11 PM »

I don't want my puppy eating bees.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 06:06:16 PM »

She wants to eat it though. It's the circle of life.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 06:27:28 PM »

She likes to roll in dead fish, is that a part of the circle of life?

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 06:31:13 PM »

Hakuna Matata

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 12:23:10 AM »

I hate Snakes.

I'm ok with Bees.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 08:14:27 AM »

I hate the Zune.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 08:31:00 AM »

I can deal with bees, like people, one at a time.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 09:53:33 AM »

It sucks when you're trying to grill outside and the bees are every where and your friend who is grilling is highly allergic to them.

The D · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 01:25:55 PM »

I have no problem with bees.

I hate yellow jackets. They have yellow and black stripes like bees, but they're a lot smaller and not as hairy.

For comparison:

Honeybee, will not sting unless you harass the nest

This is a yellow jacket. Bitch will sting you for for no reason. Destroy on sight.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 23, 2007, 05:35:10 PM »

I had one of those yellow jacket things trapped under a t shirt once in day camp. The fucker stung my hand through the shirt.

Retribution was swift.

Sam · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 12:26:34 AM »

The only member of the animal kingdom that gets my unquestioning rage and hate are scorpions.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 12:35:00 AM »

KEEP IT AWAY!

Max Con · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 05:40:15 AM »

I've taken the liberty of just skipping the tissue all together and punching any insect/bug/spider I choose to kill.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 09:09:25 AM »

*is actually not afraid of Bees*

This summer me and Kary were eating lunch in Newport at this posh restaurant with my Dad (the food was terrible and cost alot more than it should have) outside on the cliffs, and both Kary and my Dad were assaulted by Giant green bees which wanted to land on them for some reason. Some lady who looked like Scarlet Johanasson (could it have been her?) also was assaulted, causing her to scream too.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 12:15:28 PM »

I can deal with bees, hornets,w asps, etc. Giant flying roaches are another matter entirely.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 02:43:07 PM »

I dislike spiders, but since Im usually the only big strong man around to deal with them, my arachnapobia's been curbed.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 05:40:29 PM »

I like spiders and allow them free range of my house unless they try to get in my bed.

Merla · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 24, 2007, 08:07:43 PM »

And into your pants!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 25, 2007, 09:28:52 AM »

Ooh, that could be a bad move:

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The California Trapdoor Spider constructs and lives in a silk-lined burrow, which is a vertical hollow tube up to about 3/4" wide and 8" deep

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 25, 2007, 02:00:33 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 24, 2007, 05:40:29 PM

I like spiders and allow them free range of my house unless they try to get in my bed.

Similar deal, but I can't have the giant gross ones hanging around so they have to die. I like the wee jumpers. Those are cute.

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2007, 12:15:28 PM

I can deal with bees, hornets,w asps, etc. Giant flying roaches are another matter entirely.

Yeah, I start freaking when they go all Airwolf in the living room or something.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 25, 2007, 05:39:51 PM »

Ha. Merla has a face.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 25, 2007, 07:09:44 PM »

I think I hate big spiders and centipedes the most out of anything in the world.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 26, 2007, 02:06:18 PM »

I like the huge black & yellow garden spiders and the little spinybacks that are white, yellow, orange or red and look like little crabs.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 28, 2007, 12:45:35 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 24, 2007, 05:40:29 PM

I like spiders and allow them free range of my house unless they try to get in my bed.

I concur.