I want to go to this anime convention

[IDE]

Is this preschool?

I don't know...are we dressing up as cartoon characters or not?

[The D]

Could only get one day off of work for the con. Better than nothing I guess.

But even with 9-10 drivers, Fri and Sat are so busy that They need me badly! Oh noes! Even if no one else asks for those days off.

[IDE]

Did you know people do goofy skits in their cosplay costumes? Like doing the thriller dance dressed as the cast of naruto?  I hear girls screaming in the crowd too.  Is it possible that's getting them laid? 

[B E C K]

How do you know these are hot girls screaming?  Or does it not matter?

[IDE]

I probably shouldn't be assuming that huh.

[Sam]

I've been to an anime convention -- no, you definitely should not.

[Bitey the Snail]

  I guess the second question is answered then.

[IDE]

I don't care I still wanna go.  Also, A top modeling agency has agreed to represent me.  I need to have my cards and/or head shots done and then it's pretty much on.  I never thought I'd be getting by on just my looks.  He said he could tell I've had some acting training and that I have a strong look.  I don't have to sign an exclusive contract until he gets me a really big job.  This agency takes 20% but I don't care I just wanna work and they seem to be really good at getting people work.  Once I've been paid $1500 to sit around and have pictures taken of me I guess I will start going out to clubs alone (because I don't know if models make friends at work) and other models will flock to be near me because I'm a model...you know what I mean.

[B E C K]

Well models make love to the camera.  You already have that part down.

[Derrick]

I don't care I still wanna go.  Also, A top modeling agency has agreed to represent me.  I need to have my cards and/or head shots done and then it's pretty much on.  I never thought I'd be getting by on just my looks.  He said he could tell I've had some acting training and that I have a strong look.  I don't have to sign an exclusive contract until he gets me a really big job.  This agency takes 20% but I don't care I just wanna work and they seem to be really good at getting people work.  Once I've been paid $1500 to sit around and have pictures taken of me I guess I will start going out to clubs alone (because I don't know if models make friends at work) and other models will flock to be near me because I'm a model...you know what I mean.

He is gonna rape and rob you.

Plus models only date sports stars.

[B E C K]

Rutgers University's female basketball team has a fine selection of nappy-headed hos to choose from.

[IDE]

But I'm really an actor so other models might date me.

[IDE]

Here's another anime con I won't be attending because tom-derrick refuses to don his miroku outfit.

http://www.animesupercon.com/

[Wickedly Yours E]

....I want to go to Gencon.

[Derrick]

Here's another anime con I won't be attending because tom-derrick refuses to don his miroku outfit.

http://www.animesupercon.com/

LMAO!

There is a creepy 40 year old dude who hangs out at the anime club, who gravitates towards the young girls (He's like 40, balding, and has a body of lard) and all he does is ask if we're going to that thing.

[IDE]

I'm surprised he just doesn't go by himself.  He's already creeping around on the small scale. Why not just go for the gusto and be creepy fat guy at a convention full of young broads. 

Does your anime club cosplay as a group at things like that?

[Derrick]

At parties.

[IDE]

but no going as a group to cons and winning glory for the fiu anime club? 

I need to join up with a crew that does that sort of shit so I can find threads in /cgl/ about me having a triple kiss as kenshiro with 2 chicks at the dance/rave before vomiting all over them.

[Derrick]

They do. I don't.

They have their own con in the summer at the Micosuke Casino. I've never been, though I am fairly certain it's not as fun as it should be.