May not have a job anymore thanks to IMMATURE FUCKER.

[IDE]

See? I could use it right now.

[The D]

Oh how I love black people now. 

I go into what I thought was an alright neighborhood, I'd heard rumors about it but never had problems there, and it was during the day. So I get to the person's house and see that he appears to have no driveway and there's nowhere to park in front of his house, so I park in front of the next house down. A hood-looking black guy walks up as I'm starting towards the house. (Imagine him looking like one of these angry guys).

"Move your damn car! That's where my grandmother parks"
"Look, I need to deliver the pizza, I'll be gone in two minutes"
"Apparently you didn't hear me, I told you to move the damn car"
"I'm delivering this pizza. I will move the car when I'm done"
"Move the fucking car, nigga!"
"Shut the hell up"
"What you say to me?"

it seems if you talk back to a black man, they get violent. He stalks up to me and tells me to move the car again, in which case I jump in the car, throw it in reverse doing 50, and then park in front of another house. I could have argued against him, but odds are he would have either attacked me, stabbed me, or shot me.

I WOULD have moved it a lot sooner had he said "Could you move the car for me?" instead of "Move the damn car!". These black guys need to realize that acting all angry all the fucking time gets you nowhere except in prison for life for a murder charge.

Fast forward to later in the night where some black dude gets impatient because his chicken is taking too long... chicken takes about 20 minutes to broil. He flips out and gets this loud angry attitude demanding his money back, and starts to argue with the manager who carries the gun. I expected bullets to fly any minute.

And then as I was going through another "ghettoish" neighborhood, I drive towards a large group of young black males practically filling the entire parking lot. They did separate and let me through, but they slapped my car and mocked me as I drove through.


I have no problems with cool black people, it's idiots who try to act like this. The angry, cocky, invincible, fuck-everyone-else-but-me, I-got-a-gun-and-I'll-fuck-you-up-with-it, gangsta-rap-is-my-bible mother fuckers who wear bling and their pants down to their ankles that I hate. Fuck gangsta rap, fuck angry black guys. Take the black dudes in San Andreas. It's not quite as bad around here, but it can be, and there are people like that. I saw two black dudes almost kill each other because of name calling. And there's plenty of murders deeper in Detroit, we're almost as bad as Philly.

We need to toss all gangsta rap in a bonfire and throw all the self-proclaimed thugs and gangstas into a nice concentration camp... and maybe an incenerator.

[Derrick]

You're a fucking pussy, no wonder he punked you.

[IDE]

You should've had fun with it.  Like started yelling:

OMG OMG OMG! Don't hurt me! Take my wallet please don't hurt me! OMG OMG OMG!

Then when your customer answers the door return to your normal calm state, deliver the pizza, then after the door closed go back to:

OMG OMG! PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! OMG PLEASE!

ran over to your car and as you're getting in/driving away yelled out LATER BOMBACLOT! BOOMFASSY BOYEEEE! POP POP POP!

[Derrick]

See, this is why IDE has touched a woman without being in Chuckie Cheese.

[The D]

that and he has large muscles. Chicks dig those for some reason... although big muscle size does not equal big penis size.

[IDE]

D's right.  My penis was big long before my muscles.

[B E C K]

[Wickedly Yours E]

D. I echo Tom/Derricks statement. Grow a god-damn spine.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

"Move your damn car! That's where my grandmother parks"
"Look, I need to deliver the pizza, I'll be gone in two minutes"
"Apparently you didn't hear me, I told you to move the damn car"
"I'm delivering this pizza. I will move the car when I'm done"
"Move the fucking car, nigga!"
"Shut the hell up"
"What you say to me?"

First, you handled it wrong.  You should have either backed off or complied when he got huffy about it.  You DID park in front of HIS house, after all.

Second, this is why you should have a gun...fuck some bullshit rule when your life may be at stake.  If you're going into places that could be dangerous, have you something that'll instantly work from a distance against someone that's high.  And that dismisses pepper spray and tasers and leaves but one option.  Check your local laws on the subject and be sure what they say about it...having firearms is a right that's often relegated to a privilege and occasionally taken away.

As for Beck's caveat over pizza guys toting more than pies, that's why they call it "concealed-carry".  You think Walmart would like me walking through their store if they knew I had a gun on me?  Only an idiots and cops open-carry.

[The D]

First, you handled it wrong.  You should have either backed off or complied when he got huffy about it.  You DID park in front of HIS house, after all.

Yes but streets are public property, they're owned by the government. Unless it's a driveway on private property.

[IDE]

Wait...you WEREN'T in his drive way?!  I thought you were in his driveway the whole time. 

[The D]

No.


I'm starting to hate this job, as much as I need it. Two reasons... one of course is having to drive into ghettos and rough neighborhoods at night. Some of these neighborhoods are places all the other delivery companies refuse to deliver to at night. I think that if they won't deliver there, there's probably a very good reason.

Two, the job's extremely stressful. Last two weeks I was scheduled for over 40 hours. Two weeks ago I was supposed to have the day I went to the Renaissance festival off. I was also supposed to have the day before (sat) off as well. So in total I was supposed to have 2 days off the one week and the next Sunday off for the fair. They called me in to work on Saturday which means that week I had to work 6 days. Then they forgot to give me Sunday off, so I told him I'd come in but around 7-8pm after the fair was over. Around 6 pm they start calling me and asking me if I can come in, but I tell them I'm an hour away at the fair. And of course I got there when I said I would, before 8pm.

The problem is, our store is the only store for our chain in the city, and we service the ENTIRE CITY. Even with 5-6 drivers working at a time, during fri and sat night, we'll be so busy some orders will be over an hour late. And that's with 6 drivers working! Every black person and their grandmother wants to order our damn pizza. It's just too damn busy and too stressful. They need to build more stores in this city to handle the extra load, Dominoes has 3-4 stores, and all the other pizza places have more than one store.

[Faye Valentine]

quit quit quit. im pretty sure there must be more places that need drivers for their delivery service.

[IDE]

Now that you know the area you can whore yourself out to a corp like Dominoes.  Theres no point in eating shit on tips because you're understaffed...or do you make up for it because you get so many deliveries.  Thankfully I've been out of the pie slanging business too long to know the answer.

[Wickedly Yours E]

There will always be jobs you fucking hate that you got to do. Every year we gotta clean out the goat pen, and that shit sucks, but we do it without a complaint. I work at a bookstore with more bosses than workers, including a control freak that chain smokes and looks like a crag faced wnech that loves to do nothing more than go nazi on people trying to study or do homework when the store isn't busy. Nevermind getting shit on by customers, nevermind putting up with stupid or slacking employee's, nevermind a bi-polar boss that keeps calling me OGRE (Mildly annoying, but tolerable), nevermind a pussy of a manager that folds like a steel chair under pressure by the other bosses and refuses to stand up for the employees, you do what you have to do to pay the god damn bills. You don't like it? Change your job. If you can't, stop whining.

Now when you quit that job, make sure you get a referral before you do what you've been DREAMING about. Myself, I plan to get my referral, then walk right up to that Frances Wench on my last day, flip her the double bird, and walk right the fuck out. I swear on my grave that is exactly what I'll do.
"Frances, this is my last day and I'm actually about to walk out, but before I go, I feel there is something I must say to you. "Flips double bird" Fuck you, you control-freak crag-faced wench. This was a great job except for you making it an utter hell with your seig heil crap and your utter incompetences when it comes to merchandise. SERIOUSLY. Can you get ANYTHING for us that isn't utter crap? The odd diamond in the rough merchandise is great, but jesus christ that doesn't excuse the 98% other bullshit you order. A FOG MACHINE. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL BUY A FOG MACHINE AT THIS COLLEGE? So, to reiterate..."Double bird"."

[B E C K]

My suggestion would be to stow the finger if I were you.  Perhaps draw a pr0n DVDA hentai and post it online instead.  Vulture-faced Frances lying there over her desk as four orcs have at her, her deep jagged wrinkles formed into a permanent frown, bored among the copious fog of the barely working machine, and irately gnawing on her crusty cigarette and wondering if the wholesale value for Earth Sciences 8th Edition is worth the time and money it would take to pack and ship them back to the company.

[IDE]

You could have the orcs boning her face wrinkles.

[MegatronYES]

Is the inspiration for calling you an OGRE your physical appearance?

Because that doesn't sound like it would be too funny to me. 

[Wickedly Yours E]

I believe it's due to the tall nature. Either way, I can deal with that more than the nazi wench.

[B E C K]

You could have the orcs boning her face wrinkles.

Why didn't I think of that!?  Dammit all!

[The D]

This thread has just become awesome.

[IDE]

You could have the orcs boning her face wrinkles.

Why didn't I think of that!?  Dammit all!

That's what I'm here for.

[B E C K]

Is the inspiration for calling you an OGRE your physical appearance?

Because that doesn't sound like it would be too funny to me. 

He should carry an ax and use it on her so it'd finally be justified.