Author Topic: WTB bionic shoulder (Read 13108 times)

IDE · « **on:** Sep 17, 2007, 06:14:34 PM »

I have something called a SLAP tear.
http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/generalshoulder/a/slap.htm

I've had it for over 2 years and the doctor was surprised I'd put up with it this long. The only explanation is my superior pain threshold and mutant healing factor. Still he thinks surgery is in order because the tear can't repair itself. I'll be stuck here in northern cuba for months. By the time I get to hollywood the sword wielding barbarian movie trend will have gone the way of the dodo and I'll be rejected for role after role in the new chick flick era. So it appears I've received my comeuppance for making light of shit sniffing african children.

Now if you'll excuse I'm going to join them.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 10:52:38 AM »

Don't worry, chick flicks need muscle-bound jerks. You'll never be rejected.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 10:57:18 AM »

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B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 11:00:27 AM »

Flipped for comparison purposes.

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Merla · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 11:49:30 AM »

You better listen to your doctor!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 03:53:16 PM »

That second picture looks like the testicle on the self-exam card our doctor gave Eddie.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 18, 2007, 05:53:40 PM »

Hidden testicles in the shoulders would actually explain a lot about some guys.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 02:23:54 AM »

Like shoulder pads?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 12:06:52 PM »

That's one.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 03:19:04 PM »

And hairy shoulders?

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 05:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 18, 2007, 03:53:16 PM

That second picture looks like the testicle on the self-exam card our doctor gave Eddie.

and the first one looks like the inside of a shark's vahshjeen.

I would seriously trade my arm in for something that looked like cable's.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 19, 2007, 11:55:44 PM »

Heh heh heh. A "ball-and-socket" joint.

But yeah, I've got metal shit in my right leg. Works fucktastically.
You could have sex with me and never even know!

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 03:35:49 AM »

Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way?

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 09:27:01 AM »

Maybe there's a perfectly good reason behind it, like he's having sex with Madame Maxine.

Merla · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 02:51:49 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 20, 2007, 09:27:01 AM

Maybe there's a perfectly good reason behind it, like he's having sex with Madame Maxine.

You lost me.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 02:53:10 PM »

The tall giant chick from Harry Potter and the Golbet of Fire. Natrually she'd have a huge birth canal.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:58:22 AM »

Meh, I always lose you. Then I have to explain the joke and it's never as funny as it should've been.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:17:23 AM »

Maxime

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:17:51 AM »

Dumbass.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:47:19 AM »

Well, fuck me. Whatever. She has a big va-jay-jay. The point was made. I hate you.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:24:10 AM »

God fucking damn it!

Shit!

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:21:51 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 21, 2007, 12:58:22 AM

Meh, I always lose you. Then I have to explain the joke and it's never as funny as it should've been.

I have to do that a lot too. It's always like "Get it? No...well you see.....oh nevermind it's not funny now."

Course...it was rarely that funny to start with.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:41:15 PM »

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She has a big va-jay-jay. The point was made.

Favorite line from Gary the Rat:

"Eight kids? Someone should tell her it's a vagina, not a clown car!"

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:07:53 PM »

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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:24:53 PM »

God, not the Duggars. When that woman has to shit from around the 8th month on, I don't know how she keeps from squirting the kid out. I read that one of the nutritious staples on their menu is "tater tot casserole"; essentially mushroom soup, canned peas and a little hamburger meat, throw frozen tater tots over the top and bake. Our critters eat better than that.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:30:51 PM »

In the interest of keep population growth down, those people will be rounded up and shot.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:39:32 PM »

Hurry up - they're working on #17.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:42:14 PM »

Uh...why exactly are they doing this anway? I mean besides being slightly retarded.

Merla · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:43:02 PM »

It's inhuman for a woman to birth that many children.

I don't agree with it but at least the family is self-sufficient and they aren't on public assistance. I have an issue with those breeders that expect the government to pay for their kids. I don't understand it. Why have so many kids when your poor?!?

To Rama:
Some crap about they should have as many as God planned or something.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:47:31 PM »

Yeah well in God's plan half of them would have died before the age of 8. So I guess they should randomly pick half their kids and take them out and drown them to insure God's orginal intent is met.