Author Topic: IDE!!!!! I need your help! (Read 21702 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 11:13:54 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:29:38 PM

Of course you think that you're a girl. It's written somewhere that you don't do those things or a giant beer can will drop from the skies and squish you.

That's lame. Don't be lame like Ringo Starr.

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 11:28:56 PM »

Does the BECK action figure come with a blue meany? I don't think so.

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Sam · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 09:54:01 AM »

She should come with a Brian Heffron action figure instead.

The D · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 03:36:52 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:50:45 PM

Just make sure that every meal is chock full of protein. I go mostly lean protein like chicken breasts. When I was training hardcore that's like all I ate. Chicken breasts for every meal and egg white omlette with fat free cheese breakfast. You don't have to do anything that extreme though because you could probably use a little more fat and carbs than me.

Well, I could always eat at KFC every day. What else? I've heard that pasta's a good idea. Nuts. Whole grain rice. What about those protein shakes?

You know, the reason I want to work out in the first place is to get rid of this gut. So what's the best way to do that? I don't exactly trust that Relacore shit. And I've done some crunches in the past to little effect, and that was when I was actually eating pretty well.

IDE · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 04:39:50 PM »

If you wanna knock out your guy quick I'll teach you my secret ab technique. Combine that with 15 minutes of cardio and that should clear right up. You'll wanna go leaner than KFC everyday. You could have KFC once a day. After every work out drink a protein shake. I suggest isopure or myoplex brand.

I'll post the ab exercise later cause I gotta run to the gym myself right now.

IDE · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 06:44:00 PM »

Ok I'm back.

The secret ab technique of the IDEnaka clan is as follows:

I don't know if your gym has the exact machine I use but you can do this anywhere that theres a cable cross machine.

1) Take the ropes extension for the cable cross and clip it on
2) Adjust the height of the cable so that you can be on your knees infront of it facing the weight. (actually this will only work on ones with adjustable heights but most have that these days)
3) While kneeling infront of the ....

fuck I'm gonna have to draw this in MSpaint...

Merla · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 07:18:31 PM »

I wonder if you are really built like you claim to be. This is teh internets you could very well be shitting D.

IDE · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 07:35:37 PM »

Ok....ok....I don't want to lie anymore. These past 4 years have been a scam! It was all part of my ploy to...I can't think of a plausible scheme...but suffice to say you're right and I had a professional model take all those pictures for me.

Finally I'm free!

IDE · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 07:46:20 PM »

1) is doing 10 reverse air crunches while pulling the ropes down with you as you crunch (get it?) make the weight heavy enough so that your muscles fail around 10 reps.

2) is 10 crunches

3) is doing 10 leg lifts (i.e lay down on your back, put your arms over your head and hold onto the machine then legs together you raise them up )

You do 3 sets of each step in succession 123 rest 123 rest 123

do this every other day and it will build your ab muscles up to the point that even if you havent lost all the fat they will bulge enough that you can see definition.

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Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 10:16:07 PM »

o_o It's like...Like....IDE's turning D into Mini IDE. It's Mini DE.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 12:01:32 AM »

I'll train him then he'll go rogue and try to use his new found powers on 12 year olds, at which point the government will contact me to hunt him down.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 03:18:29 AM »

That drawing kinda looks like a step by step process of a guy passing out drunk.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 01:08:53 PM »

Exactly...ancient kung fu masters used an animal approach to develop their different styles. I went with a more familiar source to develop my own.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 03:43:37 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Sep 16, 2007, 03:18:29 AM

That drawing kinda looks like a step by step process of a guy passing out drunk.

Ha, ha, that's what I thought it was, too. I could see the guy doing crunches but I'm lost on the rest of it.

The D · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 10:40:45 PM »

So, #1 up there is... ok, it's one of those machines with a long bar with handles on both ends, and a cable tied to the middle, and the cable goes up to a pole high up and then to weights right? And then you kneel like in prayer, grab the bar, and then bend over, and then go up and down while bent over? sounds more like some kind of wierd sex position.

420 chan has a weightlifting board, /ana/ which could stand for anarobic, but could also stand for anorexic. You should give some of those *channers some tips as well.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 10:52:01 PM »

yeah you got it.

There's probably already some douche bag over there telling everyone how to lift and posting pictures of himself. I don't want to become that guy.

The D · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 10:59:54 PM »

I posted a thread in /b/ and it disappeared, and bloody 4chan keeps on "timing out". :/

MegatronYES · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 12:02:20 AM »

Being the most interesting person who ever lived has always worked for me.

That and my mustache.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 12:43:34 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 16, 2007, 10:59:54 PM

I posted a thread in /b/ and it disappeared, and bloody 4chan keeps on "timing out". :/

You need a time out mister!

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 08:23:50 AM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2007, 12:02:20 AM

That and my mustache.

What was that? Attack you with this razor and a can of Skintimate you say?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 08:27:14 AM »

Psht. Electric razor.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 09:34:44 AM »

No, he gets the cheap used one with rust and pubes stuck in it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 10:29:54 AM »

Nonono - the EPILATOR!! Hear those roots a'rippin'!

Merla · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 02:48:47 PM »

That thing sounds worse than Nads.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:46:33 AM »

Heh. "Merla's Nads".

MegatronYES · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:34:13 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 20, 2007, 08:23:50 AM

Quote from: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2007, 12:02:20 AM
That and my mustache.

What was that? Attack you with this razor and a can of Skintimate you say?

No, I didn't say that at all.

I'm very comfortable with my face the way it is. Besides, hasn't the same thing always worked for you?

tee hee

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:02:22 AM »

Mine's alive and can apply my lipstick AND do my taxes.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:17:20 AM »

Can it....... shut the fuck up? Does it have that special magic powet?

Huh? Does it?

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:20:56 AM »

Only the pubes do magic, the moustache's just an ordinary guy. An ordinary guy, except he can fly and sometimes he is invisible. All day long, he's just rightin' wrongs and makin' evil villains miserable.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:22:39 AM »

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Hotel essssssstrada

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.