I wish I had some antique cars on my lawn that needed washing and waxing but alas I don't...
When do you get off work? Probably not till late right? Odds are this chick smokes pot. If you're willing to do so with her that would probably be the fastest route into her panties.
1) Ask girl if she smokes
2) Ask her what she's doing after work
3) Ask her to come over and smoke with you, watch a movie, etc.
4) Profit
Or after you've been talking for a moment you could just cut in with "What are you doing this weekend (tomorrow, etc.)?"
To which she'll reply: "I don't know"
Then you can go with 1, 2, or all of the following:
"Give me your number let's hang out"
"Do you like sushi?"
"wanna do cocktails at (inser bar) and see (insert movie)?"
Something simple like this. There are no magic words my young padowan. The trick is allowing the living force to flow through you during the delivery. If you project confidence then you're more likely to succeed.
Well, I don't smoke pot so that's out of the question.
I also need IDE to carve me into the Spartan god he is. I could try all those pickup lines above and more than likely, with my current appearance, I'd get the "Oh let's just be friends" line. So I need you, IDE, to tell me, since I now have access to a fitness center at my school, exactly what things I have to do there to get a lean, mean, Persian-killing body.
So here's potential candidates:
The Girl at Work:
She already knows me from long ago. But she may just be short term relationship material. She wears huge hoop earrings all the time, and has a bit of a ghetto slang thing going. So I'd say her personality's like a pop chick straight off of MTV. But she does keep her hair rather messy, she seems like a nice girl, and she knows me from long ago, so who knows.
The Girl with the Anime Backpack:
The thing's going for this girl is that she has a nerdy side, so she may like nerdy guys. However, there are some worrysome signs here. First off, her backpack has mostly patches of Inuyasha and Naruto, which are CN anime, so she may just be a casual anime fan (but then why does she have two Fruits Basket patches and attends a Japanese class?). Also, she carries herself like a sorority girl. Her hair is long silky and flowing, she has enough mascera on her eyelashes to coat an ocean tanker, and she wears tight revealing clothing, which indicates she likes to flaunt her body, which indicates she has a "princess", "valley girl", or "local slut" mentality, much like Faye. And as much as I'd love to bone her, I don't want to have a long-term relationship with a girl who worries more about her exterior appearance than anything else.
Other possible girls:
There's this one girl who came into class today wearing a Transformers T-shirt, so she's a geek, and she's hot. *watches all the male Transformers fans head towards their cars* Except for the fact that she has black dyed hair that's in small curls, which I find unattractive. I could always just put a bag over her hair.
And there may be other girls in the class who are also attractive and geeky. It's hard to tell unless they walk in with Inu Yasha on their shirt.
In terms of actually bagging the girl, the co-worker would be the best shot. In terms of meeting someone with similar interests who would actually possibly enjoy doing the same things I do, I'd be best off making friends with classmates. The question is, how do I make friends with them without being too obvious about it, and making them think I'm stalking them?
This may all end up in fire and tears.
