School Bans Tag.

[B E C K]

Jewelry is okay, but not this gold, gaudy thing.  Especially surrounded by a gross thicket of chest hair.  I swear, Bambi was born there or something.

[Sam]

Yea, ban dodgeball. Or give the smaller nerdier kids dodgeball bazookas.

Fuck that shit.  Dodgeball teaches survival.  I was one of the smallest nerdiest kids in my class and I was a fucking demon when playing that game.  If anything, I say there should be more dodgeball.  Provide goggles for the kids that need to wear glasses and go nuts.

A very small dose of cologne is nice.  But most dudes here are doing fucking Pepe LePew impressions.   The bad thing about Axe and Tag and those is that guys spray half of the damn can on.  Dial that shit back.  Some of the chicks are no better.  BLARG.

I admit that I often use some sort of body spray, but all you need is about a 1/4 second sprizt across the chest to do the job.

[B E C K]

Yea, ban dodgeball. Or give the smaller nerdier kids dodgeball bazookas.

Fuck that shit.  Dodgeball teaches survival.  I was one of the smallest nerdiest kids in my class and I was a fucking demon when playing that game.  If anything, I say there should be more dodgeball.  Provide goggles for the kids that need to wear glasses and go nuts.

Damn straight.  Dodgeball was awesome.  Besides, the dorky kids need to learn to dodge shit more than anyone else.